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monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan
i am considering a career change what are some good jobs that arent poo poo

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communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
gigolo

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

i voted for blow jobs, i like a good blow

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

job

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
professional suicide tester

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
hey op

GET A JOB

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan
mods can you add nut jobs to the poll options please also rim jobs

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

I need a guy to stand next to me while I play Counter-Strike with a boombox with "Till I Collapse" queued up.

Lincoln
May 12, 2007

Ladies.
Job 1:1

In the land of Uz there lived a man whose name was Job. This man was blameless and upright; he feared God and shunned evil.

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
I enjoy the Discovery Channel television entertainment program "Dirty Jobs" starring Michael Thaddeus Row.

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf
I can't see the poll on mobile, so someone please vote option 5 for me. thanks

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Get one of those jobs where you don't have to do much work but you still make a lot of money.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

mookface posted:

Get one of those jobs where you don't have to do much work but you still make a lot of money.

u mean go on benefits???

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
The dead don't need jobs or money, OP. Think on it.

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

ive got a job for you: know when to use a check box poll idiot

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan
the thread is about good jobs but the poll says best jobs there is only one best

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Oberleutnant posted:

u mean go on benefits???

No like my job

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

monkey posted:

the thread is about good jobs but the poll says best jobs there is only one best

the best job is being a grifter if you are good enough you become a ceo a banker or politicain.

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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An IT job with a decent six-figure salary.

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014
have you tried looking for a job in 1999 op?

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
get a job that pays your bills, but gives you enough free time to do whatever you want.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

Lincoln posted:

Job 1:1

In the land of Uz there lived a man whose name was Job. This man was blameless and upright; he feared God and shunned evil.

That dude got owned

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan

Equine Don posted:

An IT job with a decent six-figure salary.

I already have one of those, I was thinking something more exciting like animal wrangler or scuba diving instructor, but i don't scuba dive and am not good with bears.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
have you thought about being an urban park ranger?

you might want to look for listings under "homeless" as well

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp
Just stick to your paper route, having high aspirations isn't for everyone.

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
lifecoach

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

a job in which men and women punish your nuts with their fists 24/7

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

lol at this

TASTE THE PAIN!!
May 18, 2004

Hockey rink organ player

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
samurai is the only honerable profession

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

TASTE THE PAIN!! posted:

Hockey rink organ player

do this but on a zamboni

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream
Career advisor for students lol

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

Lifestyle Advisor

:laffo:

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Pol Pot doesn't get enough credit. It's always Hitler this and Hitler that.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
SS officer but only if u get to retire in Uruguay.

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

if it was a good thing to do they wouldn't have to pay people, people would pay them

idiot

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

mookface posted:

Get one of those jobs where you don't have to do much work but you still make a lot of money.

already got one :iamafag:

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
JOIN THE PEACE CORPS AND GET PAID TO SEE THE WORLD!no al, don't...

Izumi Konata fucked around with this message at 02:21 on Nov 22, 2014

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
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Jun 7, 1979

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