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communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

SUb-human


half civilised


vulgar and classless, but recognisably human


seems okay at first glance, but look closer - the crust is left on. sure sign of a pretentious jumped up prole


an acceptably sliced samdwich

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
who gives a gently caress? it all just ends up as poo poo anyways

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Iron Prince posted:

who gives a gently caress? it all just ends up as poo poo anyways

maybe u should eat poo poo to begin with then

i bet ud eat it uncliced.

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

People who don't eat crust are babies and terrible

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
MOM MAKE SURE YOU CUT THE CRUST OFF OR I WONT EAT IT

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
all forms of the sandwich are acceptable.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

FordPRefectLL posted:

MOM MAKE SURE YOU CUT THE CRUST OFF OR I WONT EAT IT
exactly

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
slicing crust off is a habit of the effete and debauched east.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Spanish Manlove posted:

all forms of the sandwich are acceptable.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

needs to be a scooped roll, ie. mostly crust

Booties
Apr 4, 2006

forever and ever
OP is wrong.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
ugh you americans

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
it doesn't really matter

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

Not a Children posted:

People who don't eat crust are babies and terrible

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Not a Children posted:

People who don't eat crust are babies and terrible


Spanish Manlove posted:

all forms of the sandwich are acceptable.

there's nothing else to say about slicing sandwiches than these two things.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home
I love sandwiches and would eat them all the time if I could. It has put a strain on my relationship with my wife.

Viridiant
Nov 7, 2009

Big PP Energy
Just eat the crust, guys.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Full Metal Jackass posted:

I love sandwiches and would eat them all the time if I could. It has put a strain on my relationship with my wife.

you can always find a woman who appreciates a good sandwich

Booties
Apr 4, 2006

forever and ever
don't eat the crust, guys, it gives you curly hair.

Full Metal Jackass
Jan 22, 2001

Rabid bats are welcome in my home

paranoid randroid posted:

you can always find a woman who appreciates a good sandwich

Most women like Chinese food or seafood Alfredo or some other bullshit. The sandwich lovers get snatched up fast.

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

Oberleutnant posted:


an acceptably sliced samdwich

This, but with Wonder bread.

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

what have you done

uG
Apr 23, 2003

by Ralp
lol men dont cut up their sandwiches. granted men shouldnt be making sanwiches themselves in the first place but still a man should either construct a full sandwich or just tear the elements up and shove them in mouth

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




I eat a sammich unsliced with one hand, come at me bro.

Flying Fortress
Oct 23, 2008

I like sandwiches

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
there is often no reason to cut a sandwich up

like maybe you cut an enormous hamburger in half but don't you just want to eat the enormous hamburger rather than two halfburgers instead?

puzzling

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

sub-human sandwich crew represent

Pantsless Hero
May 25, 2004

Serv-Bot will kick your ass.

Not a Children posted:

People who don't eat crust are babies and terrible

literally this big
Jan 10, 2007



Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!
crusts add a texture and flavor to a 'wich that simply could not be achieved through any other means. open your eyes sheeple.

Tujague
May 8, 2007

by LadyAmbien
club sandwich best sandwich

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
um... op some of those sandwhich appear to have errant slices of bread in the middle. of them

Jackfruited Stormtrooper
Feb 15, 2007

master of his domain
i believe those are members only sandwiches

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Oberleutnant posted:


vulgar and classless, but recognisably human
you dont scare me with your sorcerers ways

MegaGatts
Dec 12, 2004

The Enteroctopus dofleini, also known as the giant Pacific octopus (GPO) or North Pacific giant octopus, is a large marine cephalopod belonging to the phylum Mollusca and is tripping balls.
Crust is the best part of the bread.

Rivethead
Feb 22, 2008

quote:



vulgar and classless, but recognisably human


gently caress cherry tomatoes right in the rear end. They are a vile abomination.

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster

Not a Children posted:

People who don't eat crust are babies and terrible

Dr. Snuggles
Dec 3, 2012

Tbh some of us (Pick) use this website more than others and I feel that I am unfairly subsidizing picks posting. Unless some kind of fee by post usage is enabled were basically instituting a forced welfare state of posting.
what the loving poitn fo composing th esandwich i just eat meat tomatos and bread and let it all mix in mty mouth.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
No, OP. The crust is an integral part of a sandwich, just as it is with pizza. Only picky babies insist on having the crusts cut off. A real man (or woman) eats his sandwich with crusts.
Also diagonal cut is best cut.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Full Metal Jackass posted:

I love sandwiches and would eat them all the time if I could. It has put a strain on my relationship with my wife.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laKEcYUD77k

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Fastball LIVE in concert
Jul 10, 2010


It's CRUST

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