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Windows 98 posted:And she is eating it piece by piece instead of rolling it into a ball and eating it all at once. What kind of animal eats one of those piece by piece? Voted Worst Mom posted:Same, except string cheese and not just eating it all at once.
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Nov 22, 2014 04:36
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Windows 98 posted:And she is eating it piece by piece instead of rolling it into a ball and eating it all at once. What kind of animal eats one of those piece by piece? I.....do....  Also was pretty sure you were trying to make a terrible dirty joke until I read the OP
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Nov 22, 2014 04:38
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Millie posted:do you break your kitkats into separate bars (like you're supposed to) or do you bite the whole thing? Of course I break them apart. Do I look like a heathen to you?
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Nov 22, 2014 04:38
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LOL who's.got time to be breaking kit kats apart??
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Nov 22, 2014 05:02
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Unhinged Vulcan posted:pleb. how candy is meant to be eaten. Holy poo poo, is that how big a standard snickers bar used to be? Honey, we shrank the goddamned chocolate... ...and enlarged the gently caress out of our profits! 
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Nov 22, 2014 05:06
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I bite right into string cheese like it's a banana
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Nov 22, 2014 05:07
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Ghaz posted:introduce her to organic dried fruit leather those things are tasty real talk
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Nov 22, 2014 05:08
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjd-EEicj5Q you too can make real fruit rollups with your autistic kid!
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Nov 22, 2014 05:10
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I prefer to weave my fruit by the foots into a large mat since fruit roll ups aren't big enough for me, a grown adult.
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Nov 22, 2014 05:18
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Why do you work in a child porn dungeon
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Nov 22, 2014 05:20
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Verisimilidude posted:I bite right into string cheese like it's a banana Is there another way of eating string cheese that I remained ignorant of throughout gradeschool? Like, does it magically unfold like an origami flower if you pull on it just right?
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Nov 22, 2014 05:21
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mookface posted:Why do you work in a child porn dungeon It's not so much of a "dungeon" as it is a "back office"
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Nov 22, 2014 05:21
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i liked gushers because they tasted like someone took fresh new candy from the store and sat on it for a week
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Nov 22, 2014 06:37
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Verisimilidude posted:I bite right into string cheese like it's a banana
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Nov 22, 2014 06:39
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i love these things
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Nov 22, 2014 06:39
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Windows 98 posted:And she is eating it piece by piece instead of rolling it into a ball and eating it all at once. What kind of animal eats one of those piece by piece? are you the LA beast?
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Nov 22, 2014 06:59
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Millie posted:do you break your kitkats into separate bars (like you're supposed to) or do you bite the whole thing? gotta break into bars then eat each one with two bites. Maximize the taste
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Nov 22, 2014 07:02
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Marvin Freeman posted:gotta break into bars then eat each one with two bites. Maximize the taste i like to start with a gentle lick, then some sniffing to get the odor, then i stick it in my mouth and suck on it a little and then i shove it up my rear end in a top hat e: then i eat it, i'm not wasteful
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Nov 22, 2014 07:02
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Marvin Freeman posted:gotta break into bars then eat each one with two bites. Maximize the taste you break them into 8 pieces then slowly take them apart layer by layer with your teeth.
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Nov 22, 2014 07:03
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old dog child posted:i like to start with a gentle lick, then some sniffing to get the odor, then i stick it in my mouth and suck on it a little and then i shove it up my rear end in a top hat this was obviously the last part of my eating process, just thought it was a given
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Nov 22, 2014 07:05
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lol if you havent switched to kit-kat minis that come in the bag. makes the whole break-or-not-break discussion seem utterly childish
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Nov 22, 2014 09:40
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lol if you dont live in a house composed of kit Kats instead of wood beams
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