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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

grownups generally have good enough jobs that they don't work weekends

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jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer
Gonna marzipan my christmas cake, op.

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Go skiing in the Alps, warm my skin up in the lodge and get champagne out of the trunk of my Rolls Royce. Back to the cabin with my partner. Strip down nude, eat grapes. Have sex with that very expensive mannequin I ordered from Amazon.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
i will be milkingmycow

InFlames235
Jan 13, 2004

LIKE THE WAVES IN THE OCEAN I WILL DIG IN YOUR FAT AND SEARCH FOR YOUR CLITORIS, BUT I WON'T SLAM WHALE

Smash it Smash hit posted:

i will be milkingmycow

Does your cow have enough milk for the rest of us mister

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747
I was lying. My life is a lie.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
^ does it?

InFlames235 posted:

Does your cow have enough milk for the rest of us mister

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747
Yes but she has an udder infection and the milk tastes like human ejaculate.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
I am okay with it if the class is, I aint afraid of no human ejaculate.

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
I got drunk at lunch and now I still had to finish my Friday :/

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Professor Tomtom posted:

I got drunk at lunch and now I still had to finish my Friday :/

its okay bb i believe in you.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Gonna not socialize because my anxiety is acting up

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I'm actually out of weed and could use a day where I don't wake and bake

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
we made it

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

no, WE made it.

InFlames235
Jan 13, 2004

LIKE THE WAVES IN THE OCEAN I WILL DIG IN YOUR FAT AND SEARCH FOR YOUR CLITORIS, BUT I WON'T SLAM WHALE

amityville anus posted:

I'm actually out of weed and could use a day where I don't wake and bake

I know how that is! Except Sunday's when I'm doing literally nothing but watching football it's just a great time to smoke.

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

The Fattest PI posted:

I'm not doing anything because I work tomorow because I'm a loving grown up
same but unfortunately

whatis
Jun 6, 2012

The Fattest PI posted:

I'm not doing anything because I work tomorow because I'm a loving grown up

yeah because lots of grown ups work on saturdays lmbo

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

InFlames235 posted:

I know how that is! Except Sunday's when I'm doing literally nothing but watching football it's just a great time to smoke.

Every day is a good time to smoke weed.

Incredulous Dylan
Oct 22, 2004

Fun Shoe
many fridays i meet with some people to play some music but this friday we are going to play some smash bros. finally have a reason to turn my wii u on that isnt mario kart

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
try to get drunk and laid but will probably fail at both

Naylenas
Sep 11, 2003

I was out of my head so it was out of my hands


Making stew for this cute nerdy girl and then tomorrow I'm gonna brb

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
Today I'm going to drink beer and play guitar/videogames because tomorrow's busy and I'm an old geezer who only can go out once a week like a more chaste punxsutawney phil on a shorter schedule

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug
only one hour left then i can go lay in bed and eat

Incredulous Dylan
Oct 22, 2004

Fun Shoe

Philthy posted:

only one hour left then i can go lay in bed and eat

:(

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Philthy posted:

only one hour left then i can go lay in bed and eat

i miss doing that

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Driving to Tulsa
Running Tulsa Marathon.
Sex with wife at seedy 1 star hotel
Stopping by sa headquarters on drive back.
Shakeing lowtacs hand











Firmly

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

ASSPOOP

Whorelord
May 1, 2013

Jump into the well...

going to london

left my suit on a train lol

spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

a starwar betamax posted:

Stopping by sa headquarters on drive back.
Shakeing lowtacs hand

See if you can lift Lowtax's Aeron chair. I believe in you.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
Friday night: Stay up late doing school work (Grading papers and planning lessons.)
Saturday: Sleeping in
Reading on couch for a few hours
Cleaning the house, which gets a bit messy during parent conference week.
Making meals
Working out
Doing more school work
Preparing for The Big Thanksgiving Dinner
Watching the Game
Sunday: Pretty much a repeat of Saturday

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
thursday/friday is my "weekend" thanks for reminding me i have to go to work tmrw rear end in a top hat

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

genesplicer posted:

Friday night: Stay up late doing school work (Grading papers and planning lessons.)
Saturday: Sleeping in
Reading on couch for a few hours
Cleaning the house, which gets a bit messy during parent conference week.
Making meals
Working out
Doing more school work
Preparing for The Big Thanksgiving Dinner
Watching the Game
Sunday: Pretty much a repeat of Saturday

I did a thorough review of your post and in conclusion I approve of this schedule.

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
Sunday is almost always do nothing like a piece of poo poo day

Brainbread
Apr 7, 2008

Seeing my mum. She got a weekend pass out of the hospital, and is staying at my brother's. It'll be nice to see her.

InFlames235
Jan 13, 2004

LIKE THE WAVES IN THE OCEAN I WILL DIG IN YOUR FAT AND SEARCH FOR YOUR CLITORIS, BUT I WON'T SLAM WHALE

Spanish Manlove posted:

Today I'm going to drink beer and play guitar/videogames because tomorrow's busy and I'm an old geezer who only can go out once a week like a more chaste punxsutawney phil on a shorter schedule

I play guitar and video games too. What kinda guitar you got man?

Incredulous Dylan
Oct 22, 2004

Fun Shoe

InFlames235 posted:

I play guitar and video games too. What kinda guitar you got man?

He's posted it a few times:

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
I'm trying to see if lucy lawless wants to gently caress, via twitter :D gonna be a good friday

InFlames235
Jan 13, 2004

LIKE THE WAVES IN THE OCEAN I WILL DIG IN YOUR FAT AND SEARCH FOR YOUR CLITORIS, BUT I WON'T SLAM WHALE

Incredulous Dylan posted:

He's posted it a few times:



Never saw it before but that's perty sexy.

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spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

Incredulous Dylan posted:

He's posted it a few times:



It's like Opeth teamed up with Liberace to design a guitar.

It's quite beautiful though.

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