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I mean, human intelligence potential hasn't changed in thousands of years and it's a common mistake to assume our ancestors were idiots: they just didn't have Wikipedia But still
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 17:52 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 11:07 |
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it was ancient aliens, op
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 17:54 |
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I like the fairly new theory where they used water and balloons to float the blocks, and to keep cool / have a perfect level to work with.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 17:54 |
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they pushed the fuckin rocks into a pile oh my god was that so hard
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 17:57 |
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slaves carried the stone on their backs and they got whipped a lot. i saw a cartoon about it
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 18:08 |
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A whole bunch of guys figured out a whole bunch of techniques that could have been used in antiquity to build them and other ancient wonders, you can do some amazing stuff with some logs and large quantities of rope, there's even this dude who is recreating the Stonehenge all on his own using nothing but rope and planks, there's really nothing mysterious about any of this short of the fact that the techniques themselves have became archaic and forgotten. One cool thing I remember about the construction of the pyramids (and also the easter island statues) is that they probably made makeshift 'railways' by simply placing wooden logs infront of the rocks and rolling the rocks on those, it still requires a lot of manpower but it's pretty clever.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 18:27 |
Titans built the pyramids.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 18:29 |
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we do know how they built them but we have great TV like teh history channel with ancient alien man and big foot hunters telling us maybe we dont know
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 18:31 |
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poo poo was flooded and carried with slaves and water
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 18:32 |
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They got the sand wet OP.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 18:35 |
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Yeah, and isn't it weird how we only use 10% of our brain?
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 18:38 |
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uG posted:poo poo was flooded and carried with slaves and water That's another common misconception - they weren't slaves but were conscripted and paid well.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 18:39 |
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your mom built my pyramid op, if you know what i mean.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 18:41 |
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Rather Dashing posted:That's another common misconception - they weren't slaves but were conscripted and paid well. they got paid in beer vouchers which is pretty legit
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 18:42 |
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I'm the advanced alien civilization that helped the Egyptians build the most basic kind of large structure you can using magic unnecessary anti gravity devices while not sharing knowledge of basic things like the stone arch or the Bessemer process.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 18:44 |
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Who cares about the pyramids. The Coral Castle in Florida is the one. That thing is less than 100 years old and was built by one man.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 18:44 |
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NeoHentaiMaster posted:I'm the advanced alien civilization that helped the Egyptians build the most basic kind of large structure you can using magic unnecessary anti gravity devices while not sharing knowledge of basic things like the stone arch or the Bessemer process. also you guys mysteriously stopped showing up after the reintroduction of record keeping following the bronze age collapse
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 18:45 |
people dump rocks on top of each other in a logical, organized and intelligent manner --> aliens did it
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 18:48 |
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Paid even better than Computer workers, that's why they're call IT slaves
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 18:48 |
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I saw one thing about hidden railways inside the walls of the pyramid which would enable the structure to be built without look ghetto like Aztec poo poo
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 18:50 |
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NeoHentaiMaster posted:I'm the advanced alien civilization that helped the Egyptians build the most basic kind of large structure you can using magic unnecessary anti gravity devices while not sharing knowledge of basic things like the stone arch or the Bessemer process. your buildings are poo poo and full of dirt. after we figure out what to do aabout our banks, mexicans, and arabs we are going to gently caress you so hard
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 18:50 |
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im the unrecorded roman invasion and occupation of ethiopia that accounts for how darkies could have figured out how to manufacture swords
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 18:52 |
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thejewsdidthis.gif
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 18:52 |
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Rather Dashing posted:That's another common misconception - they weren't slaves but were conscripted and paid well. Not that there is anything wrong with that. Some of my best friends are Hebrew slaves.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 18:53 |
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the best part is how the ancient alien people say that even with our modern technology we couldn't build the pyramids today you can't even fit a razor blade between the blocks! explain that science dummy!
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 18:56 |
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im the aliens that did pizza runs for the people of golbeki tepe so they didnt have to bother inventing agriculture
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 18:57 |
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seriously though the pyramids were built by the nephilim
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 18:57 |
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it was Nubians, OP. Egyptians dont want us to know how they were built, cause then they'd have to admit they were built for black people
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 18:57 |
hey guys were the ancient egyptians white europeans or black africans???
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 19:00 |
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yeah, it's really embarrassing op that we dont know wexactly what hapened like 4000 years ago , durrr
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 19:01 |
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Ok how about Damascus steel??? That's shameful
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 19:01 |
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Yeah it is actually
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 19:02 |
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I built the pyramids.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 19:04 |
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actually i thought it was decided how they were built ages ago stop watching late 90's history channel reruns. there is someone in my class at uni that seriously believes that the pyramids were actually electrical generators; they said something about Tesla. Apparently the reason the jews fled egypt was because they had stolen the unique capacitor or whatever that made the pyramid work.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 19:06 |
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Ekster posted:hey guys were the ancient egyptians white europeans or black africans??? they were both and very tan. think of it like skin color in india
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 19:09 |
its a tomb haha yea right
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 19:11 |
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Rakosi posted:actually i thought it was decided how they were built ages ago why would they steal the capacitor and not make their own pyramid for electricity?
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 19:12 |
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Ekster posted:hey guys were the ancient egyptians white europeans or black africans??? It was a large multicultural state. So yes.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 19:17 |
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yeah but who built the guys who built the pyramids
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 19:22 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 11:07 |
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honestly if i as a layman can't figure something out and nobody presents me with anything that a layman could easily understand i am pretty sure aliens, magic or god did it
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 19:23 |