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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > IT's friday, and time to fuck
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ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy

afeelgoodpoop posted:

I cummmed in the shower, instead of a pussy.

Hot, wet and steamy? Sounds like real good sex to me

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DiCe69
Dec 21, 2014
 down to gently caress

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PTSDeedly Do
Nov 24, 2014

VOID-DOME LOSER 2020


 I already did

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
what was his name?

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NakedWithCandy
Sep 22, 2014
 Going out on second date tomorrow, so probably no gently caress, but you never know.

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Professor Shark posted:

Girlfriend is on her way home, CHECK

Going to rub her feet while she drinks wine and tells me about how terrible her students are, CHECK

Going to rub her shoulders while she drinks wine and we watched Netflix, CHECK

Going to go to bed with a raging erection because she's tired, CHECK

Saturday is our fuckday

what's his name?

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dad gay. so what
Feb 18, 2003

by FactsAreUseless

Minimalist Program posted:

as promised, ehre is my own "trip report". I tried to get to fu ck, but I could not find a person willing to do that, with me. I made a friend though. All in all it was underwhelming.

what was his name?

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Fake James
Aug 18, 2005

Y'all got any more of that plastic?
Buglord

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I didn't gently caress the milf who eye-hosed me

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serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
Goons don't have sex. Nice try op

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Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Gaunab posted:

I didn't gently caress the milf who eye-hosed me

im sorry

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Its Saturday morning at this point and I did not gently caress. Unless you want to consider that I hosed up by not loving. Makes you think

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Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Nooner posted:

Its Saturday morning at this point and I did not gently caress. Unless you want to consider that I hosed up by not loving. Makes you think

im thinking about your failure to gently caress, and feeling bad and sorrowful for you. Maybe next friday, brother.

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Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



 hosed and jerked today

A good Friday

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Facepalm Ranger
Jan 17, 2012

SOME PEOPLE FIND HOME APPLIANCES SEXUALLY AROUSING! ZORDS ARE NOT APPLIANCES, DAMMIT!

serious norman posted:

Goons don't have sex. Nice try op
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Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010
 Wow, I can't believe you posted this thread they day before IT's friday, and time to gently caress.

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Minimalist Program
Aug 14, 2010

Minimalist Program posted:

Wow, I can't believe you posted this thread they day before IT's friday, and time to gently caress.

lol wrong thread fml

e: its not even friday,.

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el B
Jan 30, 2004
holler.
lol

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Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
from god's mouth

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