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Digiwizzard
Dec 23, 2003


Pork Pro
the holy fire burning inside sherman almost drove him mad. fortunately he found an outlet in the infrastructure of the south

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Digiwizzard
Dec 23, 2003


Pork Pro
casino night zone was a hotbed for abolitionism

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Cthulu Carl posted:

It's fun to call the Stars and Bars "the flag of a failed traitor state" because some worthless history sperg and/or confederate sympathizer will point out "It's not the the flag of the Confederate States of America! It's the flag of the great Robert E. Lee's Army of Virginia!" :goonsay:

Then you can clarify "It's the battle flag of a failed traitor state's defeated army" and the fact that it's regarded with any sense of pride shows just how pathetically bitchmade the South really is.

I just now learned this. Apparently the actual Confederate flag was just the stars and bars (actually the "Southern Cross" according to wikipedia) in the upper left hand corner of an all white flag.
Basically one of the worst flag designs I have ever seen including user created flags for Nationstates.net

Digiwizzard
Dec 23, 2003


Pork Pro

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Ud432qsHww

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


the confederacy had 3 flags. the first was the stars and bars, which is this:



it was considered too close to the US flag, and they changed it to this, stealing the army of northern virginia's banner as they were seemingly invulnerable



fearing this looked too much like a surrender flag they changed it near the end of the war to this, "the blood stained banner"



ok history lesson over now this thread can go back fantasizing about committing war crimes again

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

ok history lesson over now this thread can go back fantasizing about committing war crimes again

yeah i'd rather commit a million war crimes than let my neighbor state have slaves. e: also when they seceded they didn't even invite us to the housewarming party. loving bullshit man

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
atleast the man had a loving passion and set a goal and did it, even if it was razing half the country to the ground and making their ancestors hate him.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


old dog child posted:

yeah i'd rather commit a million war crimes than let my neighbor state have slaves

slavery would have been abolished with or without burning down entire states. the war was lost long before the march to the sea

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

slavery would have been abolished with or without burning down entire states. the war was lost long before the march to the sea

yeah who gives a poo poo, that's how war is fought

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

slavery would have been abolished with or without burning down entire states. the war was lost long before the march to the sea

yeah but ruining the south owned? what are you a pussy?

Ambrose Burnside
Aug 30, 2007

pensive

i cant freaking believe someone took the time to make this and didnt cahnge 'this poo poo' to 'the south'

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Ambrose Burnside posted:

i cant freaking believe someone took the time to make this and didnt cahnge 'this poo poo' to 'the south'

what's the problem with synonyms??

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
i'm disappointed this thread isn't about the 1996 classic comedy The Nutty Professor

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Gaunab posted:

i'm disappointed this thread isn't about the 1996 classic comedy The Nutty Professor

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

Goliath is on the side of the Union.

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Celebrate Sherman all you want, doesn't change the fact that the Confederacy won in the end

I am not a book
Mar 9, 2013

Ekster posted:

Goliath is on the side of the Union.

Excuse me, that's John Brown, The Best person to ever live. Seriously though, dude kicked rear end.

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Yaldabaoth posted:

Celebrate Sherman all you want, doesn't change the fact that the Confederacy won in the end

Quoting this because it's depressing and true. :smith:

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

I am not a book posted:

Excuse me, that's John Brown, The Best person to ever live. Seriously though, dude kicked rear end.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
this thread is a p obvious honeypot for jastiger

I am not a book posted:

Excuse me, that's John Brown, The Best person to ever live. Seriously though, dude kicked rear end.

this

StashAugustine
Mar 24, 2013

Do not trust in hope- it will betray you! Only faith and hatred sustain.

ironically despite how much he's hated in the south and gets brought up in 'gently caress the south' conversations sherman was actually surprisingly humane to the civilians of the area, there were no needless executions or mass killings which is pretty impressive for an army running loose relatively unopposed in hostile territory surrounded by partisans with no lines of supply or communication

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jso1YRQnpCI

I am not a book
Mar 9, 2013
Here is a fun song about John Brown for you all to sing while you shoot traitors:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Brown%27s_Body#Lyrics

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

StashAugustine posted:

ironically despite how much he's hated in the south and gets brought up in 'gently caress the south' conversations sherman was actually surprisingly humane to the civilians of the area, there were no needless executions or mass killings which is pretty impressive for an army running loose relatively unopposed in hostile territory surrounded by partisans with no lines of supply or communication


quote:

“One Michigan sergeant conceded getting swept up in the inflammatory madness, even though he knew it was unauthorized: ‘As I was about to fire one place a little girl about ten years old came to me and said, ‘Mr. Soldier you would not burn our house would you? If you did where would we live?’ She looked at me with such a pleading look that … I dropped the torch and walked away.”

the union was so loving powerful and so loving good at kicking the south's poo poo in that the south had to resort to sending out little girls to beg the union soldiers to not kill them quite so hard

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


pathetic little tramp posted:

the union was so loving powerful and so loving good at kicking the south's poo poo in that the south had to resort to sending out little girls to beg the union soldiers to not kill them quite so hard

their unfounded hatred eventually spread to the entire east coast, which is why i will never leave this area because i love to hate stuff

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS
Sherman had his fun but
Atlanta was simply 2 Legit 2 Quit

Coffee Mugshot
Jun 26, 2010

by Lowtax

this is really good

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Ah yes, the Chinese Dragon portion of the 1996 Summer Olympics Opening Ceremony.

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
that dude looks like a tramp. an alcoholic tramp.

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004

gender illusionist posted:

that dude looks like a tramp. an alcoholic tramp.

They were probably saying as he put that poo poo hole city to the torch.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

I am not a book
Mar 9, 2013
Atlanta: 0wned by a guy who couldn't go a day without drinking.
Truly, Sherman was a model for us all; in the clutches of an addiction and he still managed to kick the poo poo out of Georgia.

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
me, watching yankee pride parade about nearly losing 4 year war vs a cotton farm: these guys are just too much

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
I was wrong. I wasn't a Chinese dragon, it was a GIANT THUNDERBIRD BRINGING CHAOS FROM THE NORTH.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAz2qXK-K9c&t=77s

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

I am not a book posted:

Atlanta: 0wned by a guy who couldn't go a day without drinking.
Truly, Sherman was a model for us all; in the clutches of an addiction and he still managed to kick the poo poo out of Georgia.

he was addicted to kicking rear end. the alcohol was just to slow his mental calculus to give the south a chance at all

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

I once saw a show about Grant that pointed out that the bouts of drinking that earned him his reputation mainly occurred when he was assigned to posts far away from his wife.


lol Lee got owned by a pussywhipped weepy drunk.

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Heh. *hangs hat and coat on a rack*

This is my kind of thread.

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Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

ghlbtsk posted:

Sherman had his fun but
Atlanta was simply 2 Legit 2 Quit


good post

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