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PyroDwarf
Aug 24, 2010
You should find out when there will be a TEDx conference near you. From what I gather they let any rear end in a top hat talk at those things. You get on the program, have your segment called "The language of comedy" or some equally pretentious bullshit. Then you get up and have a five minute speech detailing how you have found that humor transcends the language barrier and you have formulated the most scientifically humorous sentence ever known to man. You then play a 30 second long clip of a continuous fart while staring deadpan at the audience as if this is a profound moment in human communication. After the fart (ideally there is an after shock somewhere for the bait and switch effect) you just say "thank you" and walk off stage.

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a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

agreed op

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

that's called plagiarism op

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Ted Talks is the least effort possible delusion a 1%er does to make themselves feel better that they are helping others.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





That's a good idea I'm gonna steal that.

PyroDwarf
Aug 24, 2010
Post other TED talk big ideas itt. I think we, the upper middle class, can help the poors through pure idealism.

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO0TUI9r-So

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

to be honest i didnt actually read the op

ballistics statistics
Nov 27, 2003

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:


PyroDwarf posted:

You should find out when there will be a TEDx conference near you. From what I gather they let any rear end in a top hat talk at those things. You get on the program, have your segment called "The language of comedy" or some equally pretentious bullshit. Then you get up and have a five minute speech detailing how you have found that humor transcends the language barrier and you have formulated the most scientifically humorous sentence ever known to man. You then play a 30 second long clip of a continuous fart while staring deadpan at the audience as if this is a profound moment in human communication. After the fart (ideally there is an after shock somewhere for the bait and switch effect) you just say "thank you" and walk off stage.

Someone already did this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cflCyyEA2I

Not the fart, but trolling the poo poo out of TED

PyroDwarf
Aug 24, 2010

ThaGrandCow posted:

Someone already did this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cflCyyEA2I

Not the fart, but trolling the poo poo out of TED

drat him. He shoulda played it slightly more straight and lost the weird goon armor. Good job on trying to keep a straight face and not laugh though.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
why is it easier for women to transition into men than it is for men to transition to women? where's the TED talk on that?

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo5cKRmJaf0

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
farting alone is not the funniest thing; but flying by farting, that's something

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YourHealthyColon
Nov 21, 2013
i will do a meta-ted talk about this thread OP thanks for inspiration

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