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You should find out when there will be a TEDx conference near you. From what I gather they let any rear end in a top hat talk at those things. You get on the program, have your segment called "The language of comedy" or some equally pretentious bullshit. Then you get up and have a five minute speech detailing how you have found that humor transcends the language barrier and you have formulated the most scientifically humorous sentence ever known to man. You then play a 30 second long clip of a continuous fart while staring deadpan at the audience as if this is a profound moment in human communication. After the fart (ideally there is an after shock somewhere for the bait and switch effect) you just say "thank you" and walk off stage.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 20:33 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 07:20 |
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agreed op
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 20:33 |
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that's called plagiarism op
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 20:34 |
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Ted Talks is the least effort possible delusion a 1%er does to make themselves feel better that they are helping others.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 20:36 |
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That's a good idea I'm gonna steal that.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 20:45 |
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Post other TED talk big ideas itt. I think we, the upper middle class, can help the poors through pure idealism.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 20:46 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aO0TUI9r-So
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 20:46 |
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to be honest i didnt actually read the op
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 20:46 |
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PyroDwarf posted:You should find out when there will be a TEDx conference near you. From what I gather they let any rear end in a top hat talk at those things. You get on the program, have your segment called "The language of comedy" or some equally pretentious bullshit. Then you get up and have a five minute speech detailing how you have found that humor transcends the language barrier and you have formulated the most scientifically humorous sentence ever known to man. You then play a 30 second long clip of a continuous fart while staring deadpan at the audience as if this is a profound moment in human communication. After the fart (ideally there is an after shock somewhere for the bait and switch effect) you just say "thank you" and walk off stage. Someone already did this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cflCyyEA2I Not the fart, but trolling the poo poo out of TED
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 20:51 |
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ThaGrandCow posted:Someone already did this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cflCyyEA2I drat him. He shoulda played it slightly more straight and lost the weird goon armor. Good job on trying to keep a straight face and not laugh though.
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 21:00 |
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why is it easier for women to transition into men than it is for men to transition to women? where's the TED talk on that?
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 22:06 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yo5cKRmJaf0
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 22:22 |
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farting alone is not the funniest thing; but flying by farting, that's something
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# ? Nov 21, 2014 23:54 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 07:20 |
i will do a meta-ted talk about this thread OP thanks for inspiration
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