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Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
I'm not going to drink alcohol this weekend! Friday, Saturday, Sunday and Monday night, I will not be drinking any beer, wine or spirits. It's just the truth that's all it is. Now that I've posted this, drinking any alcoholic beverages whatsoever would make me a liar, haha!

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sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
Great thread OP, really good to try to improve yourself. Personally I'm going to try not to eat my usual diet of 150 anti-diarrhea pills

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I'm not gonna drink either OP. Not until I get stressed and drink to forget my problems.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
Great, friends! We can all NOT do "it" together! All we need is encouragement, will, chairs, some handcuffs and maybe some knotted ropes of varying widths

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
I am genuinely annoyed you think Monday is the weekend

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
good, more for me

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
what other sorts of drugs will you be supplementing the alcohol with?

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


in 3 weeks i collect 1 year not drinking

im super fucke dup in my head now so good luck

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



i also will not be drinking any alcohol this weekend OP. i will be your spirit brother

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
Maybe I won't go buy any tobacco either!


haha okay no, no, let's not get crazy. Some things just shouldn't be trifled with.

Kukash
Apr 22, 2010
can i have your alcohol op?

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

Kukash posted:

can i have your alcohol op?

one half-killed bottle of old crow is being smuggled over state lines to you as we speak bud

Adam Sessler From TV
Jun 14, 2001

Crispy Tasty!
what a stupid idea. weekends are for drinking.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
im drinking within the confines of posting rules right now

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

I see you got your new batch of vicodin

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
i guess whatever work for u man, but i plan on drinking mad beers this weekend

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

jackyl posted:

good, more for me

Shroomie
Jul 31, 2008

Don't worry, I'm sure I'll drink enough for both of us.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
annnd it's 4:50 PM on a Friday! Woops! :v:

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
RIP

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Me neither. It's just that much more to puke up when the Heroin kicks in.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
please remember to never drink and drive and if you can't take public transportation to have a designated driver who is only allowed to smoke weed

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im not drinking alcohol, jerking off, eating gluten, eating sugar, drinking coffee, or betting on dog fights.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

numberoneposter posted:

im not drinking alcohol, jerking off, eating gluten, eating sugar, drinking coffee, or betting on dog fights.

i am gonna do all those things

iSheep
Feb 5, 2006

by R. Guyovich

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

i am gonna do all those things

FU,IT

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

lol

Topographic Nap
Apr 22, 2007

im not going to poo poo this weekend

West SAAB Story
Mar 13, 2014

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 289 days!)

im not going to threadshit this weekend




















































































































































































much

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
Sidebar, it was actually due to the ~10ish pints of PBR I drank last night and the resultant wicked shits I've been undergoing all day that led me to this decision


on the one hand, I've shat out about half my bodyweight in liquid and feel awful, but on the other hand checking the mirror I definitely look thinner than ever

EmperorFritoBandito
Aug 7, 2010

by exmarx

Harime Nui posted:

Sidebar, it was actually due to the ~10ish pints of PBR I drank last night and the resultant wicked shits I've been undergoing all day that led me to this decision


on the one hand, I've shat out about half my bodyweight in liquid and feel awful, but on the other hand checking the mirror I definitely look thinner than ever

Shut up and drink more beer you loving pussy

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I'm not going to drink alcohol this weekend, either.

It's been 6 years since I drank alcohol, and I don't see that streak ending this weekend. Well, it's not very likely, at least.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



numberoneposter posted:

im not drinking alcohol, jerking off, eating gluten, eating sugar, drinking coffee, or betting on dog fights.

Change dog fights to horse races and I did all of that Friday evening :twisted:

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



alcohol is the lamest intoxicant

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

jackyl posted:

good, more for me

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

sometimes I drink instead of addressing my problems


and sometimes I post pithy quips instead of addressing the problems that are being deflected by the recognition of those problems with respect to my drinking

it's a pretty hard cycle to break

Electric Charity
Mar 22, 2009
is this still a thing

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Fandyien posted:

alcohol is the lamest intoxicant

thats why its both legal and ubiquitous

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax
Unrelated but change someones av to this

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Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

Rajjoble posted:

is this still a thing

I ain't broke down yet!

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