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Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

It's becoming a scrotum.

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Wooten
Oct 4, 2004

Just wet a towel down with hot water and press it onto your sack for a minute. HTH.

Backcountry
Jan 16, 2009
Before we can give a proper diagnosis we will need to see pics

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
well op I'd like to ask you---------how's it HANGIN----but you already said things are LOOKIN UP ahaha

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax

Sir John Feelgood posted:

It's becoming a scrotum.

Lol, mines like, super stretchy. I wish u could see it right now, wow.

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

Irrational Bees posted:

Lol, mines like, super stretchy. I wish u could see it right now, wow.
drat.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
i like it when my scrote all tight it feel good

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
pro tip stretch out ur nutsack and wrap it over your d*ck. why? who knows.

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax
I really love spreading my scrote for goons

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

Oberleutnant posted:

pro tip stretch out ur nutsack and wrap it over your d*ck. why? who knows.
Haha, why? Oh.

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

Now it's loosening up again. Wonder why this happens.

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax

Sir John Feelgood posted:

Now it's loosening up again. Wonder why this happens.

It's them breathing in and out, as all testicles do

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
every morning the first thign i do is fling off the bedclothes and look down at my magestic nuts and watch them writhe and contract in the cool morning air and then i offer up a whispered prayer of thanks to allah that i was born a man.

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

Sir John Feelgood posted:

Now it's loosening up again. Wonder why this happens.

its just the queen parasite moving her eggs dont worry about it

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!

Sir John Feelgood posted:

Now it's loosening up again. Wonder why this happens.
your scrotum constantly tightens and relaxes in order to keep sperm at a good temperature, its not an old wives tale to say constant heating of your balls lowers your sperm count (they like to be cooler than body temp). during sex its the same deal, but iirc it also aids in ejaculation

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

Relin posted:

your scrotum constantly tightens and relaxes in order to keep sperm at a good temperature, its not an old wives tale to say constant heating of your balls lowers your sperm count (they like to be cooler than body temp). during sex its the same deal, but iirc it also aids in ejaculation
So it's just trying to help me out. Cool.

fuccboi
Jan 5, 2004

by zen death robot

Irrational Bees posted:

Lol, mines like, super stretchy. I wish u could see it right now, wow.

batwing over a tennis ball and take a pic with your cellie

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax

Slipknot Hoagie posted:

batwing over a tennis ball and take a pic with your cellie

I don't play tennis though :( Sorry

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Post your dick

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Oberleutnant posted:

every morning the first thign i do is fling off the bedclothes and look down at my magestic nuts and watch them writhe and contract in the cool morning air and then i offer up a whispered prayer of thanks to allah that i was born a man.

Yes yes yes!

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp
It's just that your balls are growing and flexing their muscles.. 'coz you're now an rear end man.

Berk Berkly
Apr 9, 2009

by zen death robot
We all have a little rear end man in us all.

Mainly in our rear end.

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

Gunky Junket posted:

It's just that your balls are growing and flexing their muscles.. 'coz you're now an rear end man.
I was always, my trip just made realize it.

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
ur evolving squirtle

Sizone
Sep 13, 2007

by LadyAmbien
wife says mine tightens up when I cum. are you cumming, op?

naem
May 29, 2011

Put some gold bond medicated powder on them it's glorious

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
can you show us op, my imagination is busy doing other stuff

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

Get your fingers in there and have a whiff. Mmmmm....... sweaty ball sack smells great

Bastastic
Jun 20, 2010

my balls are getting really big now, because i havent taken a leak in at least 10 hours

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

krampster2 posted:

Get your fingers in there and have a whiff. Mmmmm....... sweaty ball sack smells great
This behavior is actually instinctual, it's a diease-check. I've yet to work at a place where I didn't have to explain this.

Tight Butthole
May 17, 2005

Hold on?

Oberleutnant posted:

pro tip stretch out ur nutsack and wrap it over your d*ck. why? who knows.

this tip is very pro. i call it the brain

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
pretty sure seinfeld did this first OP.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


If your ball sac starts getting tight it means you aren't loving/masturbating enough OP.

phobo
Aug 7, 2008
better Ejaculate than never.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

a fun side competition to run with the no-JO comp would be the no shower comp.

im on day 6 of both

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
Op has ball cancer

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

TOILETLORD posted:

pretty sure seinfeld did this first OP.
I am Jerry Seinfeld.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Sir John Feelgood posted:

I am Jerry Seinfeld.

That can't be true, you jokes are actually lamer some how.

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Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Broenheim posted:

Op has ball cancer

OP are you a game reviewer with a fake upper class british accent?

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