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communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
like 75% of u are chronically dehydrated, so make sure you drink some water today. ideally you should have enough water so you feel like you want to tak ea piss every couple hours or so.
you'll quickly find u have fewer headaches and fell less tired etc all the time, and be molre attractive to women + a bigger dick also.

no need to thank mme

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communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
and eat vegetable

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
and stop jerking off so much jeez louise

yo mamma a Horus
Apr 7, 2008

Nap Ghost
who bought my mom an account

cunny mcalister
Mar 21, 2004
Somehow less than meets the eye.

Munsun posted:

who bought my mom an account

ur mom

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

oh maybe thats why im so thirsty, thanks op

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!

Oberleutnant posted:

and stop jerking off so much jeez louise

sorry, but that wicked hot av turned me in to a god damned animal

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Munsun posted:

who bought my mom an account

if ur mum gives u this sort of advice its befcause she loves you and wants you to be ehalthy. maybe you should go and give her a cuddle and tell her you love her too and thanks mum for carrying me in your womb for 9 months and looking after me for 35 years

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Ghaz posted:

oh maybe thats why im so thirsty, thanks op

no problem :)

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

I'm a contrarian by disposition, so I'm never drinking water again.

Eelface
Jul 23, 2002

just lay off the microbrews and drink real lovely beer

BambooEarpick
Sep 3, 2008
For those of you who cannot stand the taste of water, there is a wide variety of fruits and vegetable that can help remedy the condition – which, according to doctors, is among the easiest to reverse.

Magic Rabbit Hat
Nov 4, 2006

Just follow along if you don't wanna get neutered.
I hear most people can't tell the difference between thirst and hunger so instead of drinking water they just eat a bunch and that leads to obesity.

drinking water will literally make you skinnier.


drink a litre of water with every meal ok it's good for you.

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

i heard that being thirsty all the time is a symptom of diabetes. sounds like maybe its the other way around...?

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

Oberleutnant posted:

like 75% of u are chronically dehydrated, so make sure you drink some water today. ideally you should have enough water so you feel like you want to tak ea piss every couple hours or so.
you'll quickly find u have fewer headaches and fell less tired etc all the time, and be molre attractive to women + a bigger dick also.

no need to thank mme

you ever been cut in the face because ill loving do it

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

Oberleutnant posted:

and eat vegetable

fucker

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

BambooEarpick posted:

For those of you who cannot stand the taste of water, there is a wide variety of fruits and vegetable that can help remedy the condition – which, according to doctors, is among the easiest to reverse.

like a goon will ever eat a fruit.

maybe if fruit came in plastic packaging with the guy from halo on the front.... hmmm.


Rapman the Cook posted:

you ever been cut in the face because ill loving do it

no thank u

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
I love grapes and pineapples and while they're better for you than Mt. Dew you are sadly mistaken if you think they are that much better for you than any other lower GI carb like white rice or high fructose corn syrup or wheat flour

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

Al Cowens posted:

I love grapes and pineapples and while they're better for you than Mt. Dew you are sadly mistaken if you think they are that much better for you than any other lower GI carb like white rice or high fructose corn syrup or wheat flour

ban this tard ffs

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_R6aePGRJ8

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002
The only thing I'm thirsty for is the Colonels fried chicken.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Harrower posted:

The only thing I'm thirsty for is the Colonels fried chicken.

Friend i think u should put away that fried chicken and instead have a nice clean ckicken breast on rice with vegetables and a cool refreshing glass of h2o

Harrower
Nov 30, 2002

Oberleutnant posted:

Friend i think u should put away that fried chicken and instead have a nice clean ckicken breast on rice with vegetables and a cool refreshing glass of h2o

I'm not your friend, buddy.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

You want me to drinm more water to get a bigger dick

Bu jerk off less?

So I just look down on this water filled beauty? And admire it?

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

Harrower posted:

The only thing I'm thirsty for is the Colonels fried chicken.

Its Cernel you idiot

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

loco moco posted:

You want me to drinm more water to get a bigger dick

Bu jerk off less?

So I just look down on this water filled beauty? And admire it?
only relatively less like 5x/day rather than 10.

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i would rather stay dehydarted than deal with my crippling pee shyness

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

thanks for the advices

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

where can i find water op

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Phoon posted:

where can i find water op

a human body is 75% water. u know what u must do.

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

thanks op ill go buy a blender

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



yeah louise stop jerking off so much

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I've replaced my water intake with soda and beer intake. I think I'm doing okay.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

I've replaced my water intake with soda and beer intake. I think I'm doing okay.

NO
This is very BAD for You. stop at once for your own sake and your poor mother.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
drat babby's who don't like the taste of water. Or those who insist on nothing but purified or bottled water.

Been drinking huge amounts of tap water straight from the faucet since middle school, and now I never get sick.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
PLease everybody drik TAP WATER:



bottle water is a scam design to rip u off it is indistinguishable from tap water, and they use oil etc to make the plastics bottle.

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Wicker Man posted:

Been drinking huge amounts of tap water straight from the faucet since middle school, and now I never get sick.
same

deadking
Apr 13, 2006

Hello? Charlemagne?!
thank you oberleutnant

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

deadking posted:

thank you oberleutnant

I DONT HEAR DRINKING

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Acres of Quakers
May 6, 2006
Sure OP, getting up to pee twice between the hours of 12 and 6 a.m. is loving great!

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