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How should Kirk talk to the gays?
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Very carefully 38 13.97%
The same way he talks to poors:don't 67 24.63%
With his hand on their shoulder whilst looking into their eyes 75 27.57%
Via 1-900 numbers 92 33.82%
Total: 185 votes
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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Spiderjelly posted:

Kirk Cameron, you're gay.

Go on and sue me, you human being.

I don't think he reads this site.

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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



When I first ran across Cameron and Comfort's website I just assumed it was parody, a la Landover Baptist. Eventually it dawned on me that no, they were just legitimately retarded and incredibly stupid. In all fairness, though, Comfort has managed to make a living as a crazy-rear end preacher dude from one of the least religious parts of Western civilization, so kudos for that, I guess.

BarristaSelmy
Oct 10, 2012


Loving the reviews for this on Rotten Tomatoes:

quote:

How do you prove a horse is an animal? Because I like Sweden. That's the style of absurd logic that happens in "Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas"...

quote:

With a smile so wide and laughter that sounds so forced you half-expect the camera to pull back to reveal hostage takers...

Spiderjelly
Aug 22, 2006

Sign of evil.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I don't think he reads this site.

God will pass the message along for me.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     

he should rent his forehead out for ad space

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth
I would like him to talk to me from inside of a gas chamber.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Spiderjelly posted:

God will pass the message along for me.

Im not really certain God likes him

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

:smithcloud:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Is that his mother?

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

I'm assuming he breaks into various people's homes and wrecks their holiday poo poo for being too secular and then eats their cookies anyway

funniest scene is when he burgles the Jewish family next door

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Both the women in that pic have expressions that say "Dammit, Kirk. When are you going to grow up and let go of childish things?" and in this case the childish thing is Catholicism

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

Is that his mother?

she is the sad lurking woman who watches us all

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

video is down... i guess i will always be a lost soul

hungry for crepes n shit
Aug 17, 2005






I give it two years before he takes out his family, then himself. Probably with a gun, then suicide by cop since actual suicide is frowned upon biblically.

Junkfist
Oct 7, 2004

FRIEND?

do a BnE 4 da JC.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

gnarlyhotep posted:

she is the sad lurking woman who watches us all

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
I'm not an atheist at all, but left behind is a crock of poo poo imo

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

which god is real idiot kicker just wondering

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Idiot Kicker posted:

I'm not an atheist at all, but left behind is a crock of poo poo imo

pretty sure you don't have to be an atheist to think Left Behind series is poo poo.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
really interesting stuff op

go gently caress yourself

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

TEAYCHES posted:

which god is real idiot kicker just wondering

Buddah > Allah > God > Manson

ApexAftermath
May 24, 2006

So what was the video?

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

TEAYCHES posted:

which god is real idiot kicker just wondering

Ahura Mazda, of course.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Top City Homo posted:

really interesting stuff op

go gently caress yourself

what the hell crawled up your rear end

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007

TEAYCHES posted:

which god is real idiot kicker just wondering

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

gnarlyhotep posted:

what the hell crawled up your rear end

nothing really. i just think that dude is absolutely the lowest hanging fruit (lol) you can pick on

i mean dude doesnt like gay marriage, ok. he is a washed out actor and no one should really give a poo poo

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Top City Homo posted:

nothing really. i just think that dude is absolutely the lowest hanging fruit (lol) you can pick on

i mean dude doesnt like gay marriage, ok. he is a washed out actor and no one should really give a poo poo

are you gay

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

ThirdPartyView posted:

Ahura Mazda, of course.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

TEAYCHES posted:

are you gay

super gay

suck dick 24/7

im gay

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost


TEAYCHES posted:

are you gay

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Top City Homo posted:

super gay

suck dick 24/7

im gay

I have some time free Wednesday afternoons

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

gnarlyhotep posted:

I have some time free Wednesday afternoons

PM me

Borden
Jul 23, 2008

Sharpe posted:





I give it two years before he takes out his family, then himself. Probably with a gun, then suicide by cop since actual suicide is frowned upon biblically.

Look at that stupid idiot. He looks like the top half of meatspin.

I comped his stupid idiot head onto something else! Take that!

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Top City Homo posted:

nothing really. i just think that dude is absolutely the lowest hanging fruit (lol) you can pick on

i mean dude doesnt like gay marriage, ok. he is a washed out actor and no one should really give a poo poo

Who said he's washed up? His movie "Fireproof" was one of the most successful indie movies of all time and he made billions off it.

Also remember that time he demanded a costar be fired because she posed for Playboy? Dude's gay.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

god dammit I told you people not to post video of me

Dead Precedents
May 5, 2005

Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

Melmac posted:

Who said he's washed up? His movie "Fireproof" was one of the most successful indie movies of all time and he made billions off it.

Also remember that time he demanded a costar be fired because she posed for Playboy? Dude's gay.

How good at blowjobs do you think Kirk is? I bet he's lovely and doesn't have the common decency to give you reacharound when he's loving you in the rear end.

Iamblikhos
Jun 9, 2013

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Dead Precedents posted:

How good at blowjobs do you think Kirk is? I bet he's lovely and doesn't have the common decency to give you reacharound when he's loving you in the rear end.

Kirk Cameron is always the bottom. Always.

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



ApexAftermath posted:

So what was the video?

started off good with kirk and guy in a p sweet convertible talking about how we are all gay i hope they put it back online

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Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

It would not surprise in the least if he came out of the closet

he's the clearest example of the "anti-gay dude is gay" stereotype actually being true at this point in time

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