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| The same way he talks to poors:don't |
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| With his hand on their shoulder whilst looking into their eyes |
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| Via 1-900 numbers |
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How close can you get to a gay before you risk catching the sodomy?
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Nov 23, 2014 06:19
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loco moco posted:How close can you get to a gay before you risk catching the sodomy? Negative four to ten inches.
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Nov 23, 2014 06:21
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If God played basketball, he wouldn't play for the Washington Wizards. He would play for any other team, unless he was the Mormon god, in which case he would play for the 90s Utah Jazz but would only get the ball when Stockton and Malone were too tightly guarded.
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Nov 23, 2014 06:22
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Iamblikhos posted:Negative four to ten inches. it's more accurate in metric
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Nov 23, 2014 06:22
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gnarlyhotep posted:it's more accurate in metric Christians can't use metric. It's Satanic.
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Nov 23, 2014 06:23
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"Saving Christmas" sounds like a great movie http://www.rogerebert.com/reviews/saving-christmas-2014 quote:The full title of the film is "Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas," and, yes, the former teen idol turned conservative Christian evangelist/entertainer is front and center here playing himself. Set during a lavish Christmas party being thrown by his sister (Bridgette Ridenour), Kirk is rocked to his core when he asks about how brother-in-law Christian (Darren Doane, who also directed and co-wrote the film) is doing and Sis tells him that Christian just isn't really in the Christmas mood this year. This cannot stand, and when Kirk finally finds Christian, he is sitting out in his driveway so as not to ruin the party with his mood. He confesses to Kirk that he thinks that the true meaning of Christmas has been lost and that even the party going on in his own house is a symbol of how things have gotten so out of whack. "That money spent—how many kids could we have fed? How many wells could we have dug?"
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Nov 23, 2014 06:28
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zakharov posted:"Saving Christmas" sounds like a great movie Prosperity gospel and materiality! Whoo!
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Nov 23, 2014 06:30
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Backpfeifengesicht (n.) A person who needs to be slapped; lit. "A face that needs a fist in it" Brought to you by the creators of Schadenfreude
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Nov 23, 2014 06:35
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anyone have a mirror of video in op
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Nov 23, 2014 06:38
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Xlorp posted:"A face that needs a fist in it" More like an rear end that needs a fist in it.
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Nov 23, 2014 06:40
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zakharov posted:"Saving Christmas" summary lol wow, Kirk Cameron takes the craziest angle towards everything. Absolutely everything.
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Nov 23, 2014 06:41
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ThirdPartyView posted:Prosperity gospel and materiality! Whoo! his last big evangelical film success was a feature-length ad for a relationship advice book written by the movie's producers, shilling for a vague concept instead of a specific product is actually a step up for him https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DzXI8W6_uTs
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Nov 23, 2014 06:42
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zakharov posted:"Saving Christmas" sounds like a great movie Mother fucker doesn't even know that Christmas was created to convert the Pagans. 
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Nov 23, 2014 06:52
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Nov 23, 2014 06:57
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note the following - the movie was most likely filmed in kirk's own home - it looks like only people from his own church star in a movie. this is not a good thing. no arabs present, so it's probably safe for kirk to dance. wallpaper for other kirk <3 fans 
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Nov 23, 2014 07:20
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 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIqXDkhcF-U quote:When the game is on the line, you want people you can count on- in baseball and in life. In the midst of a challenging season, Cody (Jared Miller) learns he’s not the best pitcher…or the best teammate. Meanwhile, Cody’s dad, John (Kirk Cameron), is losing to an unscrupulous lobbysit scheming to take over the family business. Both Cody and John think their only option is to fight their problems on their own. It’s not until they learn to rely on friends, teammates, and – most importantly – their faith and family that they discover their battles can truly be won. One of my favorite details about Kirk quote:In Kirk Cameron’s new movie, “Fireproof,” he has to kiss the actress playing his wife. That was a problem.
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Nov 23, 2014 07:24
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Rambling Robot posted:note the following  Got some moves
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Nov 23, 2014 07:24
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Kirk Cameron disgusts me on a personal level
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Nov 23, 2014 07:32
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wait a minute that dude will only kiss his wife? what a human being
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Nov 23, 2014 07:49
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Top City Homo posted:wait a minute that dude will only kiss his wife? If there is any justice in this universe, his wife smokes pole like 24/7 when he's not around. And then does not rinse her mouth before kissing him.
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Nov 23, 2014 07:50
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gnarlyhotep posted:Kirk Cameron disgusts me on a personal level I liked Growing Pains. Will Smith and Kirk Cameron turning into crazy religious dudes is depressing. I wonder when Urkel's going to join ISIS.
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Nov 23, 2014 07:51
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Iamblikhos posted:If there is any justice in this universe, his wife smokes pole like 24/7 when he's not around. And then does not rinse her mouth before kissing him. apparently dude was a hardcore atheist before he converted to batshit corpse god worship as i thought being a dick dorkins atheist is the mirror image of retard christian fundie
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Nov 23, 2014 07:59
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what if crazy muslim fever is infecting people all over making them super religious and just interested in murdering each other maybe its like a cataclysmic clash of universes and elves will come back?
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Nov 23, 2014 08:01
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Top City Homo posted:maybe its like a cataclysmic clash of universes and elves will come back? Hmmm... Unlikely.
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Nov 23, 2014 08:06
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Iamblikhos posted:Hmmm... Unlikely. i just want to gently caress an elf before i die 
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Nov 23, 2014 08:08
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Top City Homo posted:i just want to gently caress an elf before i die boy elf or girl elf? or both? and, if so, separately, or together?
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Nov 23, 2014 08:09
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Iamblikhos posted:boy elf or girl elf? or both? and, if so, separately, or together? girl elf and maybe a elf boy twink together Smart man. Very intelligent. One of his good moves was to ban the homo propaganda. They know and understand very well how easily kids get influenced by whatever is fed into their minds. Born gay? Forget it. Made gay- happening every day, just like it happened to me. No healthy and stable person would go the way of homosexuality. It's not natural. It got attached to me because as a kid I already was insecure and had low self-esteem. And homo propaganda is simply shoving kids down telling them "you can't change even if you want to. We will fill your mind with homo stuff until you see it as something so beautiful that you will want to be gay..." Bravo Putin. More men with the balls of steel are needed.
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Nov 23, 2014 08:16
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Top City Homo posted:girl elf and maybe a elf boy twink together But who will save us from propaganda of the elf-sexing deathstyle?
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Nov 23, 2014 08:20
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Iamblikhos posted:But who will save us from propaganda of the elf-sexing deathstyle? ISIS
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Nov 23, 2014 08:27
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Top City Homo posted:apparently dude was a hardcore atheist before he converted to batshit corpse god worship He just reached the final pinnacle of atheism: falsely converting and using religion as a tool to make money from brain dead fundamentalists. You'll never get rid of them all so might as well just exploit them.
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Nov 23, 2014 08:35
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Top City Homo posted:apparently dude was a hardcore atheist before he converted to batshit corpse god worship
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Nov 23, 2014 08:44
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Illavick posted:He just reached the final pinnacle of atheism: falsely converting and using religion as a tool to make money from brain dead fundamentalists. You'll never get rid of them all so might as well just exploit them. so dick dorkins is secretly a fundamentalist christian it would make sense considering his hatred of muslims and women
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Nov 23, 2014 08:50
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Aesop Poprock posted:every loud convert to Christianity was a hardcore atheist or satanist/pagan, kind of the inverse of how every atheist who can't shut the gently caress up about it was so smart they were anti religion all their lives. its almost like one belief elevates people who were "saved" over those who were just raised that way and the other just loves sucking their own brain's sloppy tiny dick any chance they get the key thread narcissism and daddy issues
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Nov 23, 2014 08:51
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to rephrase my response, most people who claim to be a hardcore disbeliever who turned Christian are full of poo poo and know using that as a platform grants them instant gratification/monetary gain from others. not to say they don't consider themselves christians, just that they know how to play the game within the religion
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Nov 23, 2014 08:53
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im gay
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Aesop Poprock posted:every loud convert to Christianity was a hardcore atheist or satanist/pagan, kind of the inverse of how every atheist who can't shut the gently caress up about it was so smart they were anti religion all their lives. its almost like one belief elevates people who were "saved" over those who were just raised that way and the other just loves sucking their own brain's sloppy tiny dick any chance they get Converts, esp adult converts, to anything are p much always the craziest. Only people who really care would convert and only people who are crazy or whatever are open to it.
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Nov 23, 2014 08:56
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heres a little bill hicks video to give you an idea of what i mean: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXXIXNP_7NQ
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Nov 23, 2014 08:57
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katlington posted:Converts, esp adult converts, to anything are p much always the craziest. Only people who really care would convert and only people who are crazy or whatever are open to it. Well, there are also people who are replacing one addiction with another, or using it as a replacement for an identity. You see some people switch one form of addiction (drugs, alcohol, sex, gambling, whatever) for a religious addiction, using it to fill the same kind of holes that the previous behavior did. Instead of being out at the bar or the casino they are in church, instead of drinking they are ranting about their preferred brand of the mythology of the ancient Middle East, and so on. For others, the whole "I'm a Christian!" thing, church membership and activities serve to gloss over the fact they have no independent self, no self-guided thought, and very little direction. It's much easier to have a cookie-cutter life with everything prepackaged for you than it is to have an actual personality and self-awareness.
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Nov 23, 2014 09:02
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TEAYCHES posted:heres a little bill hicks video to give you an idea of what i mean: would
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TEAYCHES posted:heres a little bill hicks video to give you an idea of what i mean:
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