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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

waitwhatno posted:

no loving way

e: yes loving way, just googled it. brain damage is the only explanation for all of this
i know, right? why aren't there any loving guns???

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exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Dave Concepcion posted:

reminder that this is the actual, non-photoshopped us passport



lol

no way haha

mikerock
Oct 29, 2005

Oh man every page is a new explosion of AMERICA gently caress YEAH. It looks like it was designed by the writers of the Colbert Report.

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

mikerock posted:

Oh man every page is a new explosion of AMERICA gently caress YEAH. It looks like it was designed by the writers of the Colbert Report.

they should put a sound chip in every passport which plays the eagle's cry every time you open it

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

Howard Beale posted:

they should put a sound chip in every passport which plays the eagle's cry every time you open it

Only if you're in the US, though. If you open it when you're outside the US you just get a bunch of wailing and screaming and gnashing of teeth.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Howard Beale posted:

they should put a sound chip in every passport which plays the eagle's cry every time you open it

Omg

Or an f-15 flyby

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Sassafrasquatch posted:

Need to update that by replacing the wheat with some corn.

replace the wheat with coca cola

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Replace the Colbert Report backdrop with Jedi Ghost Dale Earnhardt kicking Osama bin Laden in the dick

also include MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

doomisland
Oct 5, 2004

new us passport sucks, older ones were better

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

Dave Concepcion posted:

if i'd never seen it before and someone told me it was a mock up of "a real american passport ps obama is a friend of the family" made by an admin at conservapedia i'd believe it in a heartbeat

it's beyond parody

mikerock posted:

Oh man every page is a new explosion of AMERICA gently caress YEAH. It looks like it was designed by the writers of the Colbert Report.

That's literally what I thought when seeing the thing. I'd be ashamed of my cuntry if I had that poo poo in my passport

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

doomisland posted:

new us passport sucks, older ones were better



Thanks 9/11 for encouraging more eagle jingoism goodness

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Wish there was an option to keep the old one and add the gay chip into some page or another. I really liked my old one, the new one is stiff and jingoistic. But idc very much.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

doomisland posted:

new us passport sucks, older ones were better



eh the old ones look too much like a baby announcement

Ghaz posted:

graphic design is for faggots, just like money using colors besides green

american money on the other hand is pretty fuckin great. they still do a lot of stuff by hand like straight up find some high-school kid and put him in a 10 year apprenticeship carving presidents out of wax or whatever

OXBALLS DOT COM fucked around with this message at 06:54 on Nov 23, 2014

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

mikerock posted:

Oh man every page is a new explosion of AMERICA gently caress YEAH. It looks like it was designed by the writers of the Colbert Report.

it's pretty great though

Sagan
Jan 26, 2005

Fun Shoe

Exclamation Marx posted:



not a single eagle lmfao


Really? It has the aurora borealis when under black-light.

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

the blacklight poo poo is a cool gimmick, but its still minimalist piss.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
it's cool and it is very appropriate for a country like norway

if that was the US passport I'd be mad

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

Moridin920 posted:

it's cool and it is very appropriate for a country like norway

why? because its got fjords, mountains and auroras in them?

i dont like these people trying to turn norway into some *innovative* graphic design minimalist shithole. i like norway the way it is.

e: fuckers are giving us new money as well



I guess the viking ship is kind of cool but the other side looks like a loving color test from a printer

Randarkman fucked around with this message at 07:44 on Nov 23, 2014

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Randarkman posted:

why? because its got fjords, mountains and auroras in them?

yeah and it's norway; a minimalist design for a minimalist country

like no offense intended or anything but it's just norway you don't see norway in world headlines causing a fuss very often or anything like that

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014


Best image in the thread imo.

Also Varg Vikerens is my idol and I love him.

lonesomedwarf
Mar 22, 2010

uh its vikernes, heh, some idle............

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

lonesomedwarf posted:

uh its vikernes, heh, some idle............

oh sorry i forgot you were so good at spelling

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Yeah, I guess blacklight lorem ipsums are kinda neat

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



we should redesign passports, mainly by starting to call them "passpurts"

Tekopo
Oct 24, 2008

When you see it, you'll shit yourself.


Dave Concepcion posted:

reminder that this is the actual, non-photoshopped us passport



lol
my gf showed me her american passport and i couldnt stop laughing

i wish my passport had a crying eagle on it

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Randarkman posted:

why? because its got fjords, mountains and auroras in them?

i dont like these people trying to turn norway into some *innovative* graphic design minimalist shithole. i like norway the way it is.

e: fuckers are giving us new money as well



I guess the viking ship is kind of cool but the other side looks like a loving color test from a printer

wow that is insanely poo poo

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

i like it, real authentic, real close to the earth

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
oh cool is minimalism the hot new thing for gbs to have cargo cult hatred towards

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

Exclamation Marx posted:

oh cool is minimalism the hot new thing for gbs to have cargo cult hatred towards

Give me schmaltzy eagle art or give me death

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Exclamation Marx posted:

oh cool is minimalism the hot new thing for gbs to have cargo cult hatred towards

i guess theyre a bunch of dunning kruger sociopaths

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.

Mange Mite posted:

i guess theyre a bunch of dunning kruger sociopaths

sunk costs emu war fallacy

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012
cuck mclovin friend of the family tranny

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

...lena durnam slid lithely into the room brandishing her new FINNISH PASSPORT...

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


the us passport is so gloriously american :911:









god bless

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
why are the cowboys saying 'visas' to eachother?

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

rear end cobra posted:

why are the cowboys saying 'visas' to eachother?

to prove they're not undocumented cowboys, duh

mikerock
Oct 29, 2005

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

the us passport is so gloriously american :911:









god bless

Yeah, it is a work of art.

Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
Those cowboys are actuallly pretty sweet


Meanwhile nobody even tries to defend that awful new norge banknote

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Dave Concepcion
Mar 19, 2012

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