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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Help me come up with a Thanksgiving food pun
 
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Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

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So there is a chalkboard in my kitchen. Every week I change it to have one of the funny different types of burgers that are on the chalkboard in Bob's Burgers.



Since everyone will be coming to Thanksgiving at my house I want to put a Thanksgiving type food pun on there. But I am infinitely awful and can't think of anything good. Help me out goons. Make sure you include a price for your punny food.

* # ? Nov 22, 2014 19:25
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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

 Thanks for this awesome thread!

* # ? Nov 22, 2014 19:27
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Machai
Feb 21, 2013

 Run a gravy train on that turkey

* # ? Nov 22, 2014 19:28
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Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Sex and the City:
A bird stuffed with cranberry, vodka, and sausage.

* # ? Nov 22, 2014 19:29
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Machai
Feb 21, 2013

 Turkey Burger? I just met her!

* # ? Nov 22, 2014 19:30
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TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
mash her taters?

* # ? Nov 22, 2014 19:30
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Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Taters, precious: POH-TAY-TOES

* # ? Nov 22, 2014 19:31
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HereComesEverybody
Mar 2, 2007

a commodius vicus of recirculation back to Howth Castle and Environs.

 turnkey burger

and it's fast food

NICE

* # ? Nov 22, 2014 19:34
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TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
just yam it up there.

* # ? Nov 22, 2014 19:36
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Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


 im going to murder everyone like the pilgrims murdered all the injins

* # ? Nov 22, 2014 19:37
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Gentwise
Sep 12, 2003
Gentwise Bankfourthe, Esquire.
Sub-Conscious Thanksgiving Turkey

(on a sub roll)

* # ? Nov 22, 2014 19:38
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John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
draw a turkey on an ottoman... call it ataturkey

* # ? Nov 22, 2014 19:40
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PixieDreamGirl
Apr 29, 2014

2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie
Turkey, it's not just for men anymore.

* # ? Nov 22, 2014 19:42
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Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster

* # ? Nov 22, 2014 19:43
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TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
cran you believe it.

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post-apocalyptic erotica
Jan 28, 2013
 Turkin' off

* # ? Nov 22, 2014 19:47
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For Your Health!
Sep 1, 2008

do not fear the ass
Don't eat the turkey it's posioned.

* # ? Nov 22, 2014 19:51
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Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster

TOILETLORD posted:

cran you believe it.
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jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012
 idk op but include a geno-side salad

* # ? Nov 22, 2014 19:52
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TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
pump kin into your mouth.

* # ? Nov 22, 2014 19:55
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Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Bill cosby brand wine with extra rohypnol

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Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Thanksgiving would be better if Hitler had won.

* # ? Nov 22, 2014 20:04
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PixieDreamGirl
Apr 29, 2014

2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

* # ? Nov 22, 2014 20:05
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VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out


 take this thread and stuff it

like a turkey

get it

* # ? Nov 22, 2014 20:07
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Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp
*jangles keys*
Get your turkey here to unlock the mysteries of the menu!

* # ? Nov 22, 2014 20:07
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Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

 Jerkin' Turk

Turkey with Caribbean seasoning

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Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp
Jerkin' Turk

Turkey cavity is filled with a semenal stuffing.

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