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ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Mostly it's the right one and it only started happening in the last 4 years. Sometimes it'll ascend and then it'll get slammed into my gf and it's really annoying and very distracting.

I heard there is surgery but I'd rather just bitch about it. I don't think it's life threatening just retarded.

loving body. Close the chamber.

Also massaging them
Back into the sack is extremely uncomfortable psychologically and only mildly uncomfortable physiologically

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Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

:gas:

YourHealthyColon
Nov 21, 2013
put a rubber band above ur balls, problem solved?

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.
My balls have ascended






to godhood.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

aerodynamic balls

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

YourHealthyColon posted:

put a rubber band above ur balls, problem solved?

No the cavity is weird. You have to put pressure on top of the groin above the balls to keep them down there. Sometimes they'll wiggle up anyway.

It's really really annoying.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Cool I have a retardedly strong cremaster muscle http://www.embarrassingproblems.com/docspots/DocSpot-retractile-testicles

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
My right nut does this sometimes, too. I just push it back. Never been a bother. I actually think its funny. Also only happens when I jerk it.

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rzDXNQxjHs

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
your body doesn't want you to have sex

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp
No sound of balls going *slap slap slap* during sex = get surgery and fix that poo poo.

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
cremasters of the universe

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Gunky Junket posted:

No sound of balls going *slap slap slap* during sex = get surgery and fix that poo poo.

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

i have this too and use it to win bets. enjoy ur new spending money

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMXaE9NtQgg

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
lol at having testes that are like the rear spoiler on a Porsche

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
I call mine the Three Wise Men

quote:

Irrational Bees

New User
Nov 2, 2013

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Mariana Horchata posted:

lol at having testes that are like the rear spoiler on a Porsche

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

My nuts don't do this, OP.
My dick constantly emits a whistling noise though

Comptroll The Forums
Apr 25, 2007

DON'T HURT MY FEE FEES!
your nuts ascend when they're cold, maybe quit shaving ur balls and they'll stay warm

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Big Beef City posted:

My nuts don't do this, OP.
My dick constantly emits a whistling noise though

Lol legit funny

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

actually they are more like the landing gear on a jet plane as they retract once ur doing ur thing, might as well make light of this in the bedroom

*getting a land gear malfunction warning indication, contact approach to request vectors and clearance to make emergency landing on my wife's tits*

BusterBlintz
May 30, 2012

by Ralp
Lotta ball privilege going on here

Some guys don't even have balls, and they still get the broads

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/kDIhiEI.jpg :nws:

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you irl
Jan 22, 2014

BusterBlintz posted:

Lotta ball privilege going on here

Some guys don't even have balls, and they still get the broads

:nws: http://i.imgur.com/kDIhiEI.jpg :nws:

maybe they got sucked into that black hole where her eye should be

e: note to self, 'journey into the black hole' would be a good title for a space porno featuring black chicks

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