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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

they dont make your sheets any more dry

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Dieting Hippo
Jan 5, 2006

THIS IS NOT A PROPER DIET FOR A HIPPO
shut up and buy them

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
They make them smell like the spring dew on a flowering meadow

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
They prevent the laundry gnomes from stealing your socks XD

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

i think they make it smell better but i've kinda just always used dryer sheets without thinking about it

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
they reduce static somehow

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
they make your towels less absorbent

OhsH
Jan 12, 2008
blow weed smoke through them

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

i dont use dryer sheets irl

stop buying dryer sheets sheeple

Vacation Tenzin
Jan 23, 2005

I'M TOTALLY CALM AND RELAXED.
Enjoy your horrible static cling you heretic

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

how long does static electricity last in clothing after drying. like 10 minutes??

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
it gives u cancer

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Most contain the softener chemicals that coat clothes fibers making them feel softer to the touch. If you use softener in the washer instead you're probably good without sheets.

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp
You use them so when you wet the bed your urine gets absorbed quickly and you still have a pleasant night's sleep.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
they prevent aids but give u cancer

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE
You can wrap the end of a paper towel (or toiler paper) tube with one, then stuff a couple into it and use it as a filter to smoke weed in a dorm without getting caught.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

you use them so your keyboard keys don't get grimy

Afro
May 29, 2007

Mother Earth is pregnant for the third time
For y'all have knocked her up
I have tasted the maggots in the mind of the universe
I was not offended
For I knew I had to rise above it all
Or drown in my own shit

Manifest posted:

You can wrap the end of a paper towel (or toiler paper) tube with one, then stuff a couple into it and use it as a filter to smoke weed in a dorm without getting caught.



can confirm

BigBoss
Jan 26, 2012

by Lowtax

Manifest posted:

You can wrap the end of a paper towel (or toiler paper) tube with one, then stuff a couple into it and use it as a filter to smoke weed in a dorm without getting caught.



Stoners always think they are so clever.

YourHealthyColon
Nov 21, 2013
shove one up ur butt, when you fart in public it keeps all the smell in

ArbitraryC
Jan 28, 2009
Pick a number, any number
Pillbug

TEAYCHES posted:

they dont make your sheets any more dry
They worked on your joke tho

Tussin Grimace
Oct 23, 2007

cahsin mahney busta

Manifest posted:

You can wrap the end of a paper towel (or toiler paper) tube with one, then stuff a couple into it and use it as a filter to smoke weed in a dorm without getting caught.



That isn't magical BY ANY MEANS. But it does help. But IDK I have weed spidey-sense I can smell it from a mile away. If you don't use a vape there is always a chance you can get caught. Hell bomb weed can be smelled down hallways if it's not in a mason jar or something.

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004
I don't use them, op. hth

Manifest
Jul 7, 2007

HELLO THERE I COME FROM THE FUTURE

Tussin Grimace posted:

That isn't magical BY ANY MEANS. But it does help. But IDK I have weed spidey-sense I can smell it from a mile away. If you don't use a vape there is always a chance you can get caught. Hell bomb weed can be smelled down hallways if it's not in a mason jar or something.

TRUE NUFF.

I switched to vape pens 90% of the time. It's really cheap if you refill your carts, and there's no smell.

I just wanted OP to know that dryer sheets rule.
Put one under the front seat of your car and it's like a pleasant air freshener.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
they help white people smell less like wet dogs.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


Manifest posted:

You can wrap the end of a paper towel (or toiler paper) tube with one, then stuff a couple into it and use it as a filter to smoke weed in a dorm without getting caught.



looks more like a masturbatory aid

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


use dryer sheets to wack off wiht? i bet it would feel and smell good.

FalloutGod
Dec 14, 2006
soap scum

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

Dieting Hippo posted:

shut up and buy them

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Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

If you use fabric softener during your wash cycle you can skip the dryer sheets.
Otherwise the dryer sheets act as a fabric softener.

How retarded are you?

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


what the gently caress are your clotes made out of rock? why would you need them any more soft.

PixieDreamGirl
Apr 29, 2014

2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

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Gunky Junket posted:

You use them so when you wet the bed your urine gets absorbed quickly and you still have a pleasant night's sleep.

As a twenty year old with night terrors this is the answer. Sheets so dry I forget to change them in the morning.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

Big Beef City posted:

If you use fabric softener during your wash cycle you can skip the dryer sheets.
Otherwise the dryer sheets act as a fabric softener.

How retarded are you?

we're all just robots going through the motions broo

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Big Beef City posted:

If you use fabric softener during your wash cycle you can skip the dryer sheets.
Otherwise the dryer sheets act as a fabric softener.

How retarded are you?

cotton is naturally soft

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

TEAYCHES posted:

cotton is naturally soft

NO!!!

NOT AFTER IT GETS WET OH MY GOD YOU MORON!

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004

TEAYCHES posted:

cotton is naturally soft

so is my penis. that doesn't stop it from getting hard.

open container
Sep 16, 2008
If you don't overdry your clothes (especially quick dry stuff like polyester) you won't even get static cling.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
It coats your laundry with softners and anti static fluids

...of SCIENCE!
Apr 26, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
they make your butthole itch and your clothes smell like granmdas

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Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
i put dryer sheets in my suitcases when im traveling so everything smells good

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