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MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill
I mean, the guy was cucked by God. How do you come back from that?

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Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp
He was a carpeneter, he should have no trouble finding work.

angerbot
Mar 23, 2004

plob
He had that nice coat

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

it beats being jesus i guess

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
That is the only dude you can get cucked by and still come back. God could have any chick he wants.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

dude probably couldn't get it up considering his wife was a virgin i mean c'mon

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
he hosed a donky and his "wife" watched

quote:

Irrational Bees

New User
Nov 2, 2013

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

angerbot posted:

He had that nice coat

Sadly, a different Joseph.
This is Jesus' dad and he kinda just drops out of the story pretty fast.

Like, I imagine that what really happened was that he pregged up Mary, they made up the "oh god did this!" story. After the kid was born and people had bought the story he was just like "Welp, gotta keep movin'. Been real Mary." and then took off for the bright lights of Ctesiphon or whatever

huskarl_marx
Oct 13, 2013

by zen death robot
maybe its easier to pretend to be cucked by a deity than to live with the pain of a sexual assault

Crass Casualty
May 9, 2004
The artist formerly known as Iron Stalin
In "The Last Temptation of Christ" Joseph got cucked and then struck by lightening and paralyzed by God.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
none of these people existed

hail saitan

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

it's pronounced Yo-sef

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

huskarl_marx posted:

maybe its easier to pretend to be cucked by a deity than to live with the pain of a sexual assault

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
stfu u stupid fag lol jk

T.S. Smelliot
Apr 23, 2010

by FactsAreUseless

gently caress da Mods posted:

stfu u stupid fag lol jk

lol you are going to burn in the loving fires of hell you loving satanist sports nut queer god hater fornicating thieving lying drunk mocking adulterer sodomite

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

Big Beef City posted:

Sadly, a different Joseph.

Yeah, that other Joseph cucked a pharoah



I can't believe I just typed those words out I really need to reconsider these life decisions

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

angerbot posted:

He had that nice coat

yeah, lots of colors

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Top City Homo posted:

none of these people existed

hail saitan

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Boohoo, something bad happened in a story book.

Read Poe or Lovecraft dude, then you know how "bad" things can get.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

spud posted:

Boohoo, something bad happened in a story book.

Read Poe or Lovecraft dude, then you know how "bad" things can get.

at least from Lovecraft you can find a good name for your pet black cat.

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

etalian posted:

at least from Lovecraft you can find a good name for your pet black cat.

and Poe for your raven.

Oh.

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