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I mean, the guy was cucked by God. How do you come back from that?
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# ? Nov 22, 2014 21:24 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 05:12 |
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He was a carpeneter, he should have no trouble finding work.
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# ? Nov 22, 2014 21:29 |
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He had that nice coat
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# ? Nov 22, 2014 21:29 |
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it beats being jesus i guess
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# ? Nov 22, 2014 21:30 |
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That is the only dude you can get cucked by and still come back. God could have any chick he wants.
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# ? Nov 22, 2014 21:35 |
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dude probably couldn't get it up considering his wife was a virgin i mean c'mon
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# ? Nov 22, 2014 21:55 |
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he hosed a donky and his "wife" watchedquote:Irrational Bees
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# ? Nov 22, 2014 21:57 |
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angerbot posted:He had that nice coat Sadly, a different Joseph. This is Jesus' dad and he kinda just drops out of the story pretty fast. Like, I imagine that what really happened was that he pregged up Mary, they made up the "oh god did this!" story. After the kid was born and people had bought the story he was just like "Welp, gotta keep movin'. Been real Mary." and then took off for the bright lights of Ctesiphon or whatever
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# ? Nov 22, 2014 22:16 |
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maybe its easier to pretend to be cucked by a deity than to live with the pain of a sexual assault
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# ? Nov 22, 2014 22:18 |
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In "The Last Temptation of Christ" Joseph got cucked and then struck by lightening and paralyzed by God.
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# ? Nov 22, 2014 22:18 |
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none of these people existed hail saitan
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# ? Nov 22, 2014 22:32 |
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it's pronounced Yo-sef
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# ? Nov 22, 2014 22:34 |
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huskarl_marx posted:maybe its easier to pretend to be cucked by a deity than to live with the pain of a sexual assault
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# ? Nov 22, 2014 22:54 |
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stfu u stupid fag lol jk
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# ? Nov 22, 2014 22:55 |
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gently caress da Mods posted:stfu u stupid fag lol jk lol you are going to burn in the loving fires of hell you loving satanist sports nut queer god hater fornicating thieving lying drunk mocking adulterer sodomite
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 00:12 |
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Big Beef City posted:Sadly, a different Joseph. Yeah, that other Joseph cucked a pharoah I can't believe I just typed those words out I really need to reconsider these life decisions
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 00:13 |
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angerbot posted:He had that nice coat yeah, lots of colors
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 00:14 |
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Top City Homo posted:none of these people existed
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 00:55 |
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Boohoo, something bad happened in a story book. Read Poe or Lovecraft dude, then you know how "bad" things can get.
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 01:02 |
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spud posted:Boohoo, something bad happened in a story book. at least from Lovecraft you can find a good name for your pet black cat.
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 01:07 |
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# ? Mar 19, 2024 05:12 |
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etalian posted:at least from Lovecraft you can find a good name for your pet black cat. and Poe for your raven. Oh.
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 01:08 |