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Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

I'm visiting my ex in Milwaukee and we were going to do dinner and a movie but apparently someone got stabbed to death a few doors down and now there's police cars blocking traffic at both ends of the block and they've got a section of it taped off.



Thanks buddy, go ahead and add "delaying my dinner" to your current tally of "murder."

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Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer
Why would you visit your ex? I don't get why people do that.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
Worst block party ever!

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

go ask whats goin on

tell them you are with vice media

ZergRushing
Oct 1, 2004

Kazak_Hstan posted:

Why would you visit your ex? I don't get why people do that.

For their giant pulsating cock or the best BJ you've ever gotten in your life.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

Kazak_Hstan posted:

Why would you visit your ex? I don't get why people do that.

We parted on good terms, it's just she's settled down in Milwaukee and I'm going to be all over the country/world so logistically it wouldn't work. Also I got tired of her stabbing people.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

ZergRushing posted:

For their giant pulsating cock or the best BJ you've ever gotten in your life.

word

Tussin Grimace
Oct 23, 2007

cahsin mahney busta
loving dump a mag into those pigs you pussy

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

ZergRushing posted:

For their giant pulsating cock or the best BJ you've ever gotten in your life.

angry sex is the best too

SMILLENNIALSMILLEN
Jun 26, 2009



Run them all over in your car leave a diaper on each dead cop

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

this is my milwaukee

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

Wisconsin is the Badger State.

Helpimscared
Jun 16, 2014

Its a sign to run and never see her again

I.C.
Jun 10, 2008

You're supposed to get naked in the window and declare yourself king like that other guy.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Loden Taylor posted:

I'm visiting my ex in Milwaukee and we were going to do dinner and a movie but apparently someone got stabbed to death a few doors down and now there's police cars blocking traffic at both ends of the block and they've got a section of it taped off.



Thanks buddy, go ahead and add "delaying my dinner" to your current tally of "murder."

but my uber is down there

Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

TEAYCHES posted:

go ask whats goin on

tell them you are with vice media

is this a meme now

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Top City Homo posted:

but my uber is down there

you don't really get this place, do you?

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
cool story this happened to me monthly when I lived in LA, even in the nice part of town.

unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
You got blockcocked

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you don't really get this place, do you?

No u

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
OP stalking and taking pictures of the only black person in Milwaukee.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
why are you having dinner with your ex? are you hoping to rekindle something?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Darkman Fanpage posted:

why are you having dinner with your ex? are you hoping to rekindle something?


ZergRushing posted:

For their giant pulsating cock or the best BJ you've ever gotten in your life.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you don't really get this place, do you?

idont understand you thats for sure :)

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Top City Homo posted:

idont understand you thats for sure :)

neither do I kid.

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


Drink some Milwaukee's Worst Lite

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

Equine Don posted:

is this a meme now

edit: oops, misread

whoflungpoop
Sep 9, 2004

With you and the constellations

Kazak_Hstan posted:

Why would you visit your ex? I don't get why people do that.

sometimes emotionally stable and mature people can pull amazing feats like "being friends"

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

whoflungpoop posted:

sometimes emotionally stable and mature people can pull amazing feats like "being friends"

:vince:

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

natetimm posted:

OP stalking and taking pictures of the only black person in Milwaukee.
Haha only black person in Milwaukee hah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n5E7feJHw0

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

I'm pretty sure my workmate lives around there. sucks for him

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Omi-Polari posted:

Haha only black person in Milwaukee hah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n5E7feJHw0

gently caress you!

Kazak_Hstan
Apr 28, 2014

Grimey Drawer

whoflungpoop posted:

sometimes emotionally stable and mature people can pull amazing feats like "being friends"

gently caress that, they're your ex for a reason, burn that poo poo to the ground.

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!



redlettermedia decided to watch all their copies of nukie back to back and rich evans finally snapped halfway through

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
Take a stab at trying a new place to eat

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
America, obviously.


Gentwise
Sep 12, 2003
Gentwise Bankfourthe, Esquire.

ZergRushing posted:

For their giant pulsating cock or the best BJ you've ever gotten in your life.

They come back to me for both.

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW

I.C. posted:

Wisconsin is the Badger State.

Badger badger badger badger

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Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp

I.C. posted:

Wisconsin is the Badger State.

I thought Wisconsin is the Bumfuck State.

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