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Been seeing this girl, thing is she's so freakin' hot—so freakin' hot that I can't find pornos that do it for me anymore. beyond the whole awesome personality/beautiful face thing, she has a tight waist w/ the best rear end in the world, flat stomach, beautiful C-cup tits. i literally have been trying to find pornos that look like her, to no avail. not really sure what i should do in this situation—should I tell her? therapy? sever? please advise.
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Hey OP, I also have the same problem with my girlfriend. Basically what you gotta do is two things: first is have a ton of really awesome cool sex. the second thing is to film that and then wank to it. You're welcome!
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Nov 23, 2014 01:20
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hwod you suggest the cam action, i feel like most women nowadays would be weary of that—i mean i filmed myself gettin head once but thhat was b4 things are different now, diff climates
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Nov 23, 2014 01:22
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Just start jerking off to weirder and weirder stuff, OP. That's what got me where I am today.
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Nov 23, 2014 03:48
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Wanamingo posted:Just start jerking off to weirder and weirder stuff, OP. That's what got me where I am today. The same thing happened to me, but eventually I ran out of taboos, and at that point the weirdest thing I could jerk it to ironically enough ended up being vanilla sex. So it's really a problem that cures itself.
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Nov 23, 2014 04:26
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I suggest looking for pornos in which all parties look like they're enjoying themselves and actually like each other. That's incredibly unusual in straight porn.
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Nov 23, 2014 05:18
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Seconding filming. If you are not a creep, then it's a lot of fun. Or maybe start tame with just sexy photos, and graduate to film from there if you're both comfortable. Also the best cure is simply to give it time for the newness of the relationship to wear off. Even if a partner is the hottest, smartest, and best in bed you've ever seen years and years of loving the same person can make you long for an occasional porn break.
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Nov 23, 2014 05:36
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stop being on the internet and enjoy life, op
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Nov 23, 2014 05:50
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Check out this amazing lens flare it will fix everything https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-l92QRJPaqk
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Nov 23, 2014 05:51
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gently caress da Mods posted:hwod you suggest the cam action, i feel like most women nowadays would be weary of that—i mean i filmed myself gettin head once but thhat was b4 things are different now, diff climates you say "hey lets film the sex" and then you don't gently caress up the relationship after that so it never becomes an issue.
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Nov 23, 2014 06:10
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trickybiscuits posted:I suggest looking for pornos in which all parties look like they're enjoying themselves and actually like each other. That's incredibly unusual in straight porn. You should check out Maddy O'Reilly's scene in Father Figure 3.
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Nov 23, 2014 06:12
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Cnut the Great posted:The same thing happened to me, but eventually I ran out of taboos, and at that point the weirdest thing I could jerk it to ironically enough ended up being vanilla sex. So it's really a problem that cures itself. When I get an erection my dick grows full circle into my own rear end in a top hat and that's how I get off. I'm gay
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Nov 23, 2014 06:56
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Voted Worst Mom posted:When I get an erection my dick grows full circle into my own rear end in a top hat and that's how I get off. I'm gay I'm insanely jealous of you.
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Nov 23, 2014 07:02
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i don't believe that you literally cannot find a naked woman of at least equal physical attractiveness on the internet that's like a ridiculous statistical unlikelyhood
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Nov 23, 2014 07:04
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TEAYCHES posted:stop being on the internet and enjoy life, op
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Nov 23, 2014 07:04
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op try men yw
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Nov 23, 2014 07:05
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Get her to work in the porn industry then you can jerk off to other men loving her.
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Nov 23, 2014 07:18
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clicked this thread and holy poo poo there was a lot of words in that OP. didn't read a goddamn word.
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Nov 23, 2014 07:19
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OP just touch a boob
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Nov 23, 2014 07:19
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Protip: You should marry her and both become 50-somethings. Then you'll be able to jack off to videos of girls that look like your daughter's friends again! Bonus: you'll have hot daughters so her friends will probably be good looking and you can have a midlife crisis when you gently caress one of them!
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Nov 23, 2014 07:21
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gently caress da Mods posted:Been seeing this girl, thing is she's so freakin' hot—so freakin' hot that I can't find pornos that do it for me anymore. recently ive been having the same problem with your girlfriend too
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Nov 23, 2014 07:23
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I dont see how this is something ypu should be worrioed abut...
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Nov 23, 2014 07:24
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gee buddy ur real clever bc see i got this figured out ur not being serious right now instead ur making a joke but u almost got it by me so good job
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Nov 23, 2014 07:29
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im seething with jealousy because i believe the OP to be serious
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Nov 23, 2014 10:49
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there is no such thing as a perfect woman who eclipses all others sometimes you want a lithe redhead sometimes you want a buxom olive skinned type
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Nov 23, 2014 11:03
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sometimes you want a cheap looking latina having her orifices stretched in unhealthy looking ways while being beaten by rocco siffredi
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Nov 23, 2014 11:08
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Watch het get boned by guy or group of guyr Hold up hands like watching a movie Throw in midgets as needed to complete immersion
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Nov 23, 2014 11:13
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yeah op but does she have a penis or nah
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Nov 23, 2014 11:22
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MeLKoR posted:Get her to work in the porn industry then you can jerk off to other men loving her. true, then you can propose to her OP after making sure she's good in bed by watching all of the other men make sex to her
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Nov 23, 2014 11:33
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gently caress da Mods posted:i literally have been trying to find pornos that look like her, to no avail. I have good and bad news. You are in love my friend.
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Nov 23, 2014 11:47
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AchtungBaby posted:I have good and bad news. You are in love my friend. Ahhh so that explains why i can find adequate porno standins for every girl ive been with and then tire of the real thing. Baby theres nobody like you..oh wait theres one
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Nov 23, 2014 11:57
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gently caress da Mods posted:Been seeing this girl, thing is she's so freakin' hot—so freakin' hot that I can't find pornos that do it for me anymore. Sever. Your dick.
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Nov 23, 2014 12:48
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I hear ya OP I'm in a similar situation. Been seeing this older guy lately. He isn't that hot and he has an autistic 20-something who spends his days bragging about a fantasy girlfriend online, but my god can he suck a dick like a pro. Need advice.
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Nov 23, 2014 13:43
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gently caress da Mods posted:Been seeing this girl, thing is she's so freakin' hot—so freakin' hot that I can't find pornos that do it for me anymore. Eight year olds cant be hot.
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Nov 23, 2014 14:14
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get her pregnant. Or, better yet, marry her. I promise you you will be back to wanking it in no time.
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Nov 23, 2014 14:28
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I find it hard to believe you have a girlfriend op.
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Nov 23, 2014 14:49
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he could've had any woman he wanted but none could match the beauty of his own hand
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Nov 23, 2014 14:52
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Jam a tennis ball up your urethra.
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Nov 23, 2014 16:08
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Just stop wanking
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Nov 23, 2014 17:10
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actually no girl is that hot and you sound like a soft serve pussy whiipped littled gently caress boy
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