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I've honestly never tried. Comments?
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 01:29 |
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Maybe but why would you ever look for a reason to avoid rubbing your rear end in a top hat
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 01:30 |
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just rub ur butthoel through ur boxr briefs
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 01:31 |
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No op it lingers and is with you until the day you die I know because I didn't scratch it one time and still was itchy until I died
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 01:32 |
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JerryLee posted:Maybe but why would you ever look for a reason to avoid rubbing your rear end in a top hat i'm sure there's a low power gadget just for this
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 01:32 |
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mookface posted:No op it lingers and is with you until the day you die I know because I didn't scratch it one time and still was itchy until I died i enjoy the stimulation of it itching, but the satisfaction of scratching it is worth a little bit more
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 01:33 |
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Put a little isopropyl alcohol on it, it acts as an astringent and will stop the itching nearly instantly.
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 01:33 |
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XK posted:Put a little isopropyl alcohol on it, it acts as an astringent and will stop the itching nearly instantly. woah
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 01:34 |
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If you don't itch it op how will the nightcrawlers complete their lifecycle?
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 01:34 |
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Phrasing posted:If you don't itch it op how will the nightcrawlers complete their lifecycle? this is a good point. i would really like to cultivate my anus for maximum worms
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 01:36 |
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gently caress da Mods posted:just rub ur butthoel through ur boxr briefs only just boxers not boxer briefs
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 01:36 |
make sure to put ur fingers in ur mouth afterwards OP
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 01:37 |
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YourHealthyColon posted:make sure to put ur fingers in ur mouth afterwards OP again, this is part of the cultivation process
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 01:40 |
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I've never tried that OP.
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 01:49 |
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Just fart
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 02:19 |
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designate a chair arm to be the poopoo chair arm and just clean your butt on it
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 02:27 |
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Harime Nui posted:designate a chair arm to be the poopoo chair arm and just clean your butt on it That's terrifyingly specific. Doubly so because all my furniture is secondhand.
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 02:30 |
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gently caress da Mods posted:just rub ur butthoel through ur boxr briefs
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 02:30 |
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sometimes i like to pretend it's an accident when my finger slips up my butthole when im itching it
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 02:32 |
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i enjoy an itchy rear end in a top hat. gives me an excuse to hit the john and explore my rectum through a few sheets of tp while im at work
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 02:38 |
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My penis has magic anti-itch properties. I could help you out if you want.
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 02:40 |
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Jose Oquendo posted:My penis has magic anti-itch properties. I could help you out if you want. shove it way the gently caress up my rear end
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 02:42 |
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http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinworm#Effect_on_host Congrats OP
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 02:55 |
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Itches usually go away if you ignore them unless there is something causing you to feel itchy. No idea about itchy buttholes because mine is never itchy.
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 03:20 |
Haha yeah "nematodes" are a real thing. I bet he's got some unicorns up there too huh Plastics?
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 03:28 |
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my butthole is never itchy because i keep it nice and moist like god intended
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 05:00 |
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grease up to the elbow and shove it up ur chunnel with gusto
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 05:03 |
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just do some rough kegels
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 05:03 |
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Sure, if someone else scratches it.
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 05:05 |
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Shallow a pine apple whole.
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 05:10 |
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The real question is do you sniff your finger after you scratch your b-hole itch?
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 05:11 |
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Get one of those battery powered face scrubbers Get yiur bunghole clean. Plus taint and under balls will shine
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 05:16 |
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vyst posted:The real question is do you sniff your finger after you scratch your b-hole itch? It's the best part
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 05:25 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nkcsb1qIBs
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 06:00 |
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Christ you can inhale worm eggs by shaking out your sheets. Life is disgusting.
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 10:08 |
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I'll be honest, I'll scratch anyone's rear end in a top hat in this thread for free, and I'll like it
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 10:24 |
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One day you're itching your butt then woops you're goatse.
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 10:28 |
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just stick your finger up there and scratch, just get it all around, maybe use two fingers, and give it a good rub, swirl them around, wiggle them a bit
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 10:33 |
Does this thread go away if we don't post in it?
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 10:39 |
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For a few moments there I thought I was in TGD.
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