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Tevryr
Dec 5, 2009
I've honestly never tried. Comments?

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JerryLee
Feb 4, 2005

THE RESERVED LIST! THE RESERVED LIST! I CANNOT SHUT UP ABOUT THE RESERVED LIST!
Maybe but why would you ever look for a reason to avoid rubbing your rear end in a top hat

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:
just rub ur butthoel through ur boxr briefs

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
No op it lingers and is with you until the day you die I know because I didn't scratch it one time and still was itchy until I died

Tevryr
Dec 5, 2009

JerryLee posted:

Maybe but why would you ever look for a reason to avoid rubbing your rear end in a top hat

i'm sure there's a low power gadget just for this

Tevryr
Dec 5, 2009

mookface posted:

No op it lingers and is with you until the day you die I know because I didn't scratch it one time and still was itchy until I died

i enjoy the stimulation of it itching, but the satisfaction of scratching it is worth a little bit more

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Put a little isopropyl alcohol on it, it acts as an astringent and will stop the itching nearly instantly.

Tevryr
Dec 5, 2009

XK posted:

Put a little isopropyl alcohol on it, it acts as an astringent and will stop the itching nearly instantly.

woah

Baiku
Oct 25, 2011

If you don't itch it op how will the nightcrawlers complete their lifecycle?

Tevryr
Dec 5, 2009

Phrasing posted:

If you don't itch it op how will the nightcrawlers complete their lifecycle?

this is a good point. i would really like to cultivate my anus for maximum worms

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



gently caress da Mods posted:

just rub ur butthoel through ur boxr briefs

only just boxers not boxer briefs

YourHealthyColon
Nov 21, 2013
make sure to put ur fingers in ur mouth afterwards OP

Tevryr
Dec 5, 2009

YourHealthyColon posted:

make sure to put ur fingers in ur mouth afterwards OP

again, this is part of the cultivation process

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I've never tried that OP.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Just fart

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
designate a chair arm to be the poopoo chair arm and just clean your butt on it

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS

Harime Nui posted:

designate a chair arm to be the poopoo chair arm and just clean your butt on it

That's terrifyingly specific. Doubly so because all my furniture is secondhand.

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

gently caress da Mods posted:

just rub ur butthoel through ur boxr briefs

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




sometimes i like to pretend it's an accident when my finger slips up my butthole when im itching it

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
i enjoy an itchy rear end in a top hat. gives me an excuse to hit the john and explore my rectum through a few sheets of tp while im at work

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
My penis has magic anti-itch properties. I could help you out if you want.

FAGGY CLAUSE
Apr 9, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Jose Oquendo posted:

My penis has magic anti-itch properties. I could help you out if you want.

shove it way the gently caress up my rear end

Plastics.
May 3, 2012
one word
Grimey Drawer
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pinworm#Effect_on_host

Congrats OP

Khorne
May 1, 2002
Itches usually go away if you ignore them unless there is something causing you to feel itchy.

No idea about itchy buttholes because mine is never itchy.

YourHealthyColon
Nov 21, 2013

Haha yeah "nematodes" are a real thing. I bet he's got some unicorns up there too huh Plastics?

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
my butthole is never itchy because i keep it nice and moist like god intended

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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grease up to the elbow and shove it up ur chunnel with gusto

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
just do some rough kegels

Gentwise
Sep 12, 2003
Gentwise Bankfourthe, Esquire.
Sure, if someone else scratches it.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008


Shallow a pine apple whole.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



The real question is do you sniff your finger after you scratch your b-hole itch?

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

Get one of those battery powered face scrubbers

Get yiur bunghole clean. Plus taint and under balls will shine

work the balls Sally
Feb 20, 2006
Even as you read this, I'm masturbating to my own post.

vyst posted:

The real question is do you sniff your finger after you scratch your b-hole itch?

It's the best part

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nkcsb1qIBs

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Christ you can inhale worm eggs by shaking out your sheets. Life is disgusting.

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I'll be honest, I'll scratch anyone's rear end in a top hat in this thread for free, and I'll like it

Baiku
Oct 25, 2011

One day you're itching your butt then woops you're goatse.

Control Volume
Dec 31, 2008

just stick your finger up there and scratch, just get it all around, maybe use two fingers, and give it a good rub, swirl them around, wiggle them a bit

Iamblikhos
Jun 9, 2013

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Does this thread go away if we don't post in it?

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Nurge
Feb 4, 2009

by Reene
Fun Shoe
For a few moments there I thought I was in TGD.

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