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so on tv pretty much every time someone gets rich or whatever a bunch of sexy, scantily clad women materialize around him. is there like a 1-800-number or a clearing house or dispatch service for these broads or what?
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Fandyien posted:so on tv pretty much every time someone gets rich or whatever a bunch of sexy, scantily clad women materialize around him. is there like a 1-800-number or a clearing house or dispatch service for these broads or what? pretty sure you have to be a pretty lady first.
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 01:43 |
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Are you a sexy lady?
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 01:43 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:pretty sure you have to be a pretty lady first. i pretty much am
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 01:43 |
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Fandyien posted:i pretty much am Yes. Sure you are.
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 01:44 |
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if i shaved this beard i can't imagine why anyone wouldn't want me on their arm/hip/lap while they discuss cool spy or rich person things.
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 01:45 |
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Fandyien posted:if i shaved this beard i can't imagine why anyone wouldn't want me on their arm/hip/lap while they discuss cool spy or rich person things. Depending on the rich guy, your penis might be a problem
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Fandyien posted:so on tv pretty much every time someone gets rich or whatever a bunch of sexy, scantily clad women materialize around him. is there like a 1-800-number or a clearing house or dispatch service for these broads or what? i can dispatch them to you at $15/hr per head, with a four hour minimum booking.
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 01:54 |
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Izumi Konata posted:i can dispatch them to you at $15/hr per head, with a four hour minimum booking. well they can't just be regular prostitutes or anything. that would sort of undermine the whole point.
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 01:56 |
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Fandyien posted:well they can't just be regular prostitutes or anything. that would sort of undermine the whole point. thank god you have principals
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 02:08 |
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Fandyien posted:i pretty much am that's called a twink, find a rich gay dude who likes commitment good luck with that last part
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 02:26 |
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Alan Smithee posted:that's called a twink, find a rich gay dude who likes commitment Simple: just play "This Charming Man" on loop.
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 02:33 |
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post pics op
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 02:35 |
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yeah there are agencies for that. they're like model/actor agencies that take on less reputable jobs. if you are a pretty lady and want in then msg me. i know people who can hook you up.
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 02:35 |
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Hook me up like your French girls.
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 02:36 |
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Das Boo posted:Hook me up like your French girls. Que?
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 02:43 |
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They're called gold diggers. They materialize around money sort of the same way you get fruit flies in your house in the summertime.
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 02:51 |
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Little known fact: none of them will sleep with you and they will spend all of your money on tiny rhinestone jackets for chihuahuas.
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 20:18 |
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Fandyien posted:if i shaved this beard i can't imagine why anyone wouldn't want me on their arm/hip/lap while they discuss cool spy or rich person things. dont even need to shave to be a pretty girl
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 20:23 |
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Similarly does anybody know where I can obtain a gaggle of sexy hot dudes?
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 20:26 |
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GenericOverusedName posted:Similarly does anybody know where I can obtain a gaggle of sexy hot dudes? Become a hollywood director in LA, make millions of dollars from superhero movies and buy lots of expensive mansions.
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 20:28 |
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Das Butterbrot posted:dont even need to shave to be a pretty girl plz don't post pictures of Richards wife
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# ? Nov 23, 2014 20:39 |
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become a asian woman, get implants and head over to the nearest country club.
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