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Alec Bald Snatch
Sep 12, 2012

by exmarx

TEAYCHES posted:

wont the fat from the steak cause much of the smoke

do you live in a really old place with no vent for the stove?

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Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

etalian posted:

medium rare is best for steaks, medium is best for hamburgers

well, duh.

but seriously, try and provide a universal ISO standard for the ideal medium rare hamburger medium (punintended) in every preparatory format, and one for the ideal cup of tea while you are at it

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

comes along bort posted:

do you live in a really old place with no vent for the stove?

not old but pretty lovely

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Had a very rare, tainted burger when I was 19 and was sooo sick for days. For a long while after it was hockeypuck burgs and shoe-leather steaks for me (yuck & what a waste).

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
i also eat my poultry medium rare

Maneck
Sep 11, 2011

FordPRefectLL posted:

i also eat my poultry medium rare

Look at this internet tough guy right here.

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004

FordPRefectLL posted:

i also eat my poultry medium rare

why? poultry is either under cooked, cooked, or dry. if your chicken is bleeding you should punch yourself in the nuts and hope it makes you vomit it out.

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
n

troubled teen posted:

why? poultry is either under cooked, cooked, or dry. if your chicken is bleeding you should punch yourself in the nuts and hope it makes you vomit it out.

nah dude im just not a pussy

Woden
May 6, 2006
We didn't master fire just to go back to eating raw meat, it's called well done because you did a good job.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

troubled teen posted:

why? poultry is either under cooked, cooked, or dry. if your chicken is bleeding you should punch yourself in the nuts and hope it makes you vomit it out.

he joking. making a joke

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity

exmorte posted:

I once went on a DATE WITH A GIRL and she ordered a fillet mignon well done. I politely finished dinner and payed the tab and subsequently never called her again. That's my steak story.

You did the right thing

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004
chicken jokes are not welcome in red meat thread.

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Jun 9, 2013

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troubled teen posted:

chicken jokes are not welcome in red meat thread.

Why are you posting here, then?

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
my chicken is red though

Tussin Grimace
Oct 23, 2007

cahsin mahney busta

Woden posted:

We didn't master fire just to go back to eating raw meat, it's called well done because you did a good job.

nice troll fucky



pork doesn't need to be well-done either, cooked enough so there isn't any pink (maybe just a lil) but with max juice

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004

Iamblikhos posted:

Why are you posting here, then?

check this guy out. he says poo poo.

now tell us about your meat.

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:

mookface posted:

A properly cooked well done steak is good but of course properly cooked medium rare is better still

let a steak warm up in the package out of the fridge for an hour

open it dry it with a paper towel and leave for another half hour

dry again with a paper towel and give it a nice rub with whatever you've chosen

after half an hour fry with a fuckton of butter, choose the time per side based on the steak

if you don't go rare/medium-rare on a fillet you're literally a disgrace

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
also just part the raw chicken and save it for later you cheap shitheads

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troubled teen posted:

check this guy out. he says poo poo.

now tell us about your meat.

You know my meat well. Don't be coy.

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004

Iamblikhos posted:

You know my meat well. Don't be coy.

it's not well done, that's for sure

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troubled teen posted:

it's not well done, that's for sure

As long as you are well done, that's all that matters. I'm a giver.

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:
guys why won't children try my fried carrots and celery? i'm just trying to make their quick full english healthier

FordPRefectLL posted:

my chicken is red though

there's a place near me that does literally 5 star divine red duck curry

you burned your chicken

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004

Iamblikhos posted:

As long as you are well done, that's all that matters. I'm a giver.

i post here, what makes you think I'm well done?

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troubled teen posted:

i post here, what makes you think I'm well done?

I just made sweet love to you two minutes ago! For God's sake, are you trying to kill me?!

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004

Iamblikhos posted:

I just made sweet love to you two minutes ago! For God's sake, are you trying to kill me?!

you're onto me. that's the next step after being into me.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

this thread is not... well done.

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fyodor posted:

this thread is not... well done.

Shitposting is a dish best served cold.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

well done steak isn't

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer
I got a burger sub made with two peanut butter longjohns with bacon and I took 3 bites of it before I gave up. it was pretty much what I was expecting (horrible) so I don't know why I ordered it

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

UNO DOS TRES QUATRO

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Neptr
Mar 1, 2011
The steak pun is a rare medium well done.

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
ha ha ha

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
it's pretty much ruining the cut but whatever I'm not going to get unsettled about it

doesn't really matter ultimately

Too Shy Guy
Jun 14, 2003


I have destroyed more of your kind than I can count.



They call it "well done" because that's the only thing you can say when you gently caress up a steak that bad.

"How's that steak coming, Bill?"

"It's... well... done."

Francis Baconator
Jul 11, 2008

Thanks for the avatar man!
Well-done steak should be required by law due to food safety and health issues with undercooked meat.

enzeen
Sep 23, 2010
medium with no blood plz and im gluten free

enzeen
Sep 23, 2010
im so allergic to tomatoes! No tomatoes on my hamberger or i will die---can i please have some ketchup this burger is too dry i need compensation

enzeen
Sep 23, 2010
im going gluten free, can i have white bread on my club sandwich instead?

enzeen
Sep 23, 2010

Zombie Samurai posted:

They call it "well done" because that's the only thing you can say when you gently caress up a steak that bad.

"How's that steak coming, Bill?"

"It's... well... done."

i love you and i love this

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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
steak, it's whats for supper

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