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Look this lil dude in the eye and swear it couldn't kick your rear end. You can't.
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TEAYCHES posted:let me guess
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Windows 98 posted:
These are bitch eagles
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Nov 23, 2014 04:29
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Lowtax posted:All of this was captured on very expensive video photography equipment Lowtax, I'm sure Mia Mcpherson has something to say about this...
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Nov 23, 2014 04:30
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OP is trying too hard. He probably got beaten up by a baby or something, but now he's trying to make it seem like the baby is the big deal. But the big deal is still his own failure.
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Forum Babby Eagle
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Yo lowtax we should chill sometime
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Nov 23, 2014 04:33
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try and catch us some baby eagles maybe
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forget about the mcrib......LOWTAX is back!
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I don't believe any of you are truly taking my message to heart, and that really depresses me. Think of how spectators would feel upon witnessing that Amazing Strong Baby Eagle turn the proverbial tables. Why can't you at least try to experience the same raw emotion? Open yourself up, risk being vulnerable, let yourself truly feel.
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Maneck posted:OP is trying too hard. He probably got beaten up by a baby or something, but now he's trying to make it seem like the baby is the big deal. But the big deal is still his own failure.
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Nov 23, 2014 04:36
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I already drew you a baby eagle. I'm living viscerally as poo poo right now. Feeling like only a strong baby eagle can.
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Luvcow posted:I already drew you a baby eagle. I'm living viscerally as poo poo right now. Feeling like only a strong baby eagle can.
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Nov 23, 2014 04:38
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Lowtax posted:I don't believe any of you are truly taking my message to heart, and that really depresses me. Think of how spectators would feel upon witnessing that Amazing Strong Baby Eagle turn the proverbial tables. Why can't you at least try to experience the same raw emotion? Open yourself up, risk being vulnerable, let yourself truly feel. I Understand. I will Act. See you on the evening news!
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Nov 23, 2014 04:40
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Lowtax posted:While I appreciate the sentiment and hard work, that baby eagle seems neither Strong nor Amazing. Additionally, there is no indication of the proverbial turning of the tables anywhere. The message unfortunately fails to convey effectively in your piece. I apologize, I had a limited idea of what a baby eagle looked like and when I did a google image search I found those furry looking little baby eagles so I figured I'd draw one standing up in its nest flipping "the bird" at his oppressor, the older angry eagle, and maybe saying, "gently caress you" or "I'm gay".
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Nov 23, 2014 04:42
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Lowtax posted:I was not beaten up by a baby, I do not know where you heard that or why you're speculating such a thing, but it's utter nonsense. If I was in a fight with a baby, and I assure you I have never been, I could easily outrun the flurry of punches and kicks it would attempt to inflict upon me. dang bro we seen how you handled a flurry of punches before and it was very baby like indeed
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Nov 23, 2014 04:42
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mookface posted:These are bitch eagles 
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a starwar betamax posted:dang bro we seen how you handled a flurry of punches before and it was very baby like indeed  looks like the tables have been turned
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a starwar betamax posted:dang bro we seen how you handled a flurry of punches before and it was very baby like indeed "gently caress you oppressor!" .../ 
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a starwar betamax posted:dang bro we seen how you handled a flurry of punches before and it was very baby like indeed 
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a starwar betamax posted:dang bro we seen how you handled a flurry of punches before and it was very baby like indeed looks like a starwar betamax has got the ol 'tax on the proverbial ropes
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Nov 23, 2014 04:46
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Lowatax, I have found you an image of a very strong baby eagle that turned the tables on an entire forest fire
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a starwar betamax posted:dang bro we seen how you handled a flurry of punches before and it was very baby like indeed
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This reminds me of an inspiring story: An atheist, communist, homosexual Muslim liberal ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was once teaching a class on Karl Marx. "Before the class begins," the Jewish abortion doctor said, "you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!” At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life baby eagle stood up, holding up a rock. ”How old is this rock, Eurofag?” The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly. He smugly replied, “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian.” ”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal by now.” The professor was visibly shaken and dropped his chalk. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears (the same tears liberals cry for the “poor”, who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators and jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators). There is no doubt that at this point our professor wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them! The students applauded and all registered Republican that day before accepting Jesus Christ as their lord and savior. The baby eagle named perched atop the American Flag, shedding a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country. The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague "AIDS" and was tossed into a lake of fire to rot for all eternity.
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Luvcow posted:This reminds me of an inspiring story:
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Nov 23, 2014 04:55
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that is a weird name for a baby eagle
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Nov 23, 2014 04:59
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Op getting sentimental and allegorical Guessing lowtax's daughter beat him in far cry 4 Baby birf now the big birf
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Nov 23, 2014 05:00
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eagles aren't objects for lowtax to slobber over. eagles have rights! #gamergate
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I'm considering making chili soon, do you have suggestions, maybe not portions just what goes in chili. I don't know what chili is
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Nov 23, 2014 05:06
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a starwar betamax posted:that is a weird name for a baby eagle "perched atop the American Flag, shedding a tear on the chalk" is an obviously a Native American name 
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Nov 23, 2014 05:09
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Oh, I get it!
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Nov 23, 2014 05:33
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Can Heroic Baby Eagle be a meme? He can be one of those advice animals that I see. He could have a background, red white and blue. Then he could be giving out table-turning advice. American table turning advice. Going to work on this, bbiaw (I am not currently being able to find a good public domain picture of a baby eagle that looks tough, can I use an owlet instead?)
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glowing-fish posted:Can Heroic Baby Eagle be a meme? He can be one of those advice animals that I see. He could have a background, red white and blue. Then he could be giving out table-turning advice. American table turning advice. DO NOT DEVIATE FROM THE EAGLE
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Nov 23, 2014 05:50
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What if I want a strong baby eagle to literally turn a table for me?
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First try:
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video game 'journalism'
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I submit this poem for the occasion: THE EAGLE Perched upon the highest mount, As high an eagle could have flown, Laid within its cragginess, An eagle's nest now known, for this was the eagle's nest, from which we were atoned. T'was a baby eaglet there, how weak it seemed to be, squeaking meekly from its perch, a sickly sight to see, but how deceived was our eyes, of this eaglet's divinity. There above an eagle wheeled, Glorious, strong and proud, and on pinions flew past the sun, and cast shadows to enshroud, the eaglet mild in its nest, who cried in fear aloud. But suddenly dove the eagle down, Towards the eaglet there, And in its cruel and bony claws, the hapless baby ensnared, Had this eaglet died right then, Who amongst us would have cared? Crying out for pain and life, Our eaglet squirmed and squealed, It begged the bigger eagle please, And for its life appealed, The eagle did not care, And towards the sky it wheeled. Desperate, afraid the eaglet fought, In those claws it squirmed, And as it shook, fought and wreathed, of a new found strength it learned! In return it grappled too, And now the tables turned! Scratch by scratch, wing by wing, The eaglet gained its power, The first eagle who was so strong, Had at last seen his hour. The eagle cried and fled the baby, To find some nook from which to cower. The eaglet mighty landed at last, the power within it burned. And gazing upon its fearsome claws, realized all that he had learned: When imperilled even the weak, can make proverbial tables turn. Testikles fucked around with this message at 10:22 on Nov 23, 2014 |
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drunk lowtax threads are the best
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How many ethical videogame journalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb all of them are your willing victims already, human being
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Waltzing Along posted:drunk lowtax threads are the best
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