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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > make terrible inbred bacteria
 
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Hefty Leftist
Jun 26, 2011

"You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."


 http://www.swimbots.com/index.html

download that and wait around and see what terrible abominations breed. they eat the green stuff and then gently caress each other over and over



here's my terrible bacteria that somehow hosed each other into being able to swim



then i forced a bunch of stumps that can't swim to eat and gently caress and now they're sitting around waiting to die

it's educational or something i don't know

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break-up breakdown
Mar 6, 2010

 found you, op
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Hefty Leftist
Jun 26, 2011

"You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

sick trigger posted:

found you, op



:thurman:

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Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp

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"The very idea of a gene pool has no meaning if there is no sex. 'Gene Pool' is a persuasive metaphor because the genes of a sexual population are being continually mixed and diffused, as if in a liquid. Bring in the time dimension, and the pool becomes a river, flowing through geological time. I’ve seen a dog & bitch indulging in full 69. "

-Richard Dawkins, The Ancestor's Tale , page 432

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Hefty Leftist
Jun 26, 2011

"You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."


 yeah ignore that dorkins quote on the site the actual thing is good i swear

Hefty Leftist fucked around with this message at 12:13 on Nov 23, 2014

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break-up breakdown
Mar 6, 2010

 why are these flailing retards so entertaining to watch

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Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011

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Hefty Leftist
Jun 26, 2011

"You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."

sick trigger posted:

why are these flailing retards so entertaining to watch

if you click on one and go to the swimbots tab, you can tweak them and save them and do all sorts of crazy stuff

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Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW
If this is not better than "Dust" I'm coming after you... at Nintendo.

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