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This is the big one. I thought I was done heisting, but even i can't pass up an opportunity like this. We pull this off and we’ll spend the rest of our lives sippin Corona in Acapulco. I’m gonna need the following guys: Mastermind (That’s me) Action/martial arts guy Sexy lady to seduce the target Sexy man in case the target’s gay Gadget guy Computer guy Explosives guy Tough guy (can double-up as explosives guy if need be) Getaway driver Guy who is a zookeeper and can release all sort of wild animals to cause a distraction Ethereal guy who can walk through walls (if someone can do this let me know) Guy who is going to try to backstab us/take the money for himself Guy who used to work there and knows all the in’s and out’s of their security
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im the sexy guy
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Nov 23, 2014 18:42
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The guys can also be gals, that's just the term i use. we are equal opportunity here.
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Nov 23, 2014 18:42
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md geist thread
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Nov 23, 2014 18:44
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Harald posted:Guy who is going to try to backstab us/take the money for himself That's me! I mean, of course I wouldn't do that... 
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Nov 23, 2014 18:45
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I'm the computer guy. I can livetweet the heist. I'm also the gadget guy because I need to know how make use of an iphone to tweet.
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Nov 23, 2014 18:46
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i can shoot eye lasers and also be the gay guy
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Nov 23, 2014 18:48
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quote:Explosives guy i think i have the anarchist cookbook somewhere so me
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Nov 23, 2014 18:49
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gonna need a guy who doesn't do much then he dies and we're all really sad. Then we'll be like "let's do this for Frankie"ThirdPartyView posted:That's me! I mean, of course I wouldn't do that...
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Nov 23, 2014 18:51
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TEAYCHES posted:im the sexy guy I'm the sexy guy. I'll fight you for it, and if I win, I'm also the tough guy because I beat up a Justin Bieber.
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Nov 23, 2014 18:53
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If we go loud are we gonna do the ski mask and nylon thing or do we get cool custom masks?
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Nov 23, 2014 18:53
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I have ideas for really cool masks
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Nov 23, 2014 18:54
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I'm the guy that backstabs you one the heist is complete.
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Nov 23, 2014 18:55
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BigwigML posted:If we go loud are we gonna do the ski mask and nylon thing or do we get cool custom masks? We're going into this completely naked. That way the cops can't arrest because it will be gay if they do. The exception to this is the sexy lady who will be wearing more clothes than usual. If the cops are gay the entire plan is ruined so someone should come up a back up plan in case of gay cops.
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Nov 23, 2014 18:59
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Harald posted:
Everybody should be this, on top of whatever else they are. It keeps it all more interesting.
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Nov 23, 2014 19:08
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Like what if we wear masks that are just pictures of our actual faces. They would never think those are our real identities because it would be too obvious. Please let me be the mask guy.
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Nov 23, 2014 19:17
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we can plan from the backroom of my strip club
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Nov 23, 2014 19:18
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i'll be the former employee that knows the ins and outs thank u
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Nov 23, 2014 19:20
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looks like we have to let my comically idiotic brother on the crew. he's recovering from some substance abuse problems and poor life decisions..he doesn't have anywhere else to go. don't worry though, he's not getting a share.
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Nov 23, 2014 19:22
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I;m Chains
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Nov 23, 2014 19:23
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im the ex sports guy looking for a last crack at glory
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Nov 23, 2014 19:25
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I'll hack the gibson
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Nov 23, 2014 19:27
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do you have need for any of the following guys?: Guy with uncontrollable smegma Guy who enjoys cleaning smegma Butterface woman with giant camel toe Getaway driver with explosive diarrhea gamestop dumpster diver Goatse (you can hide explosives in his bum) These guys are more than ready and willing to pull off a heist.
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Nov 23, 2014 19:29
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i'll take smegma guy. he'll be able to drop trou in the men's room clearing everyone out. Form there we'll drill (using his smegma as a drilling lubricant) into the vault above, collecting the bearer bonds and flushing them down the toilet, where action guy will be waiting in the sewers. Also we're gonna need smegma cleanup guy for obvious reasons.
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that's just my plan for the bearer bonds. I'm still working out how to get the faberge eggs and nazi gold.
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