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Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

Mushrooms, sausage, onion, garlic. These are the superiorest toppings that exist.

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Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
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pepparoni, close thread

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


Toppings are subjective. For instance, many people would say tomato sauce and cheese are the superior toppings, but then you get the people who are lactose intolerant and don't eat traditional pizza as we know it, and they say potato is the superior topping. hosed up? Yeah, maybe to you and I, but to them it's great. Stop being so much what you are.

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

POTATO PIZZA? gently caress you guy

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Goat cheese is prob one of my favorite toppings.

Basically make a margherita pizza, add fresh goat cheese.

The End.

PixieDreamGirl
Apr 29, 2014

2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie
Umm We had this thread yesterday....

OhsH
Jan 12, 2008
banana peppers are really good on things

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
Pineapple.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
BBQ Chicken.

BarristaSelmy
Oct 10, 2012

PixieDreamGirl posted:

Umm We had this thread yesterday....

I assumed you inspired this one.

Mushrooms, tomatoes and 4-cheese blend. I'll sometimes get pepperoni as well.

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
Spaghetti.

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006

got beaten to goat cheese. but yeah, goat cheese

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
my fav pizza is pineapple, ham and onion with light cheese and extra sauce

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

OhsH posted:

banana peppers are really good on things

i view sandwiches as being basically banana pepper delivery systems

PixieDreamGirl
Apr 29, 2014

2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

Barrista posted:

I assumed you inspired this one.

Mushrooms, tomatoes and 4-cheese blend. I'll sometimes get pepperoni as well.

My quotes are golden? Why are they golden!?

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

PixieDreamGirl posted:

My quotes are golden? Why are they golden!?

garlic

Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax

PixieDreamGirl posted:

My quotes are golden? Why are they golden!?
Because you tuouch oyourself at nighte.

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
I knew a guy who used to rub his own waste on pizza and feed it to the elderly

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

was it you

Taima
Dec 31, 2006

tfw you're peeing next to someone in the lineup and they don't know
pepperoni, onion, mushrooms, roasted cloves of garlic. You're welcome.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



pineapple and hotdogs w/ american cheese

replace sauce with ketchup

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
i'm still going with fresh jalapeno and anchovies.

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


TOILETLORD posted:

i'm still going with fresh jalapeno and anchovies.

are the anchovies also fresh? asking fo a friend tia

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

none

only a child would ruin perfection by slapping inferior toppings on a superior slice of pie



do not

do not

do not top

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

im pooping! posted:

are the anchovies also fresh? asking fo a friend tia

either or i don;t care but non pickled jalapenos are a must.

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster


gggiiimmmppp posted:

pineapple and hotdogs w/ american cheese

replace sauce with ketchup

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
bet american pizza is a flour tortilla with some cheddar and hotdog slices the cheese grease is your sauce.

Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

TOILETLORD posted:

bet american pizza is a flour tortilla with some cheddar and hotdog slices the cheese grease is your sauce.

probably works better with american cheese slices or velveeta or something

Pierat
Mar 29, 2008
ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE THE BNP
Caramelized onion sauce with
Grilled red onions
sauteed leeks
shredded green onion

no cheese
and no bread

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot
classic toppings are pepperoni, sausage, mushroom, and tomato. this is a God-tier pizza

onion I am not into personally but I don't bitch if someone else wants it. banana peppers are okay too in my book. bacon is really gauche

pineapple and ham having fuckers can go straight to hell tho. get thee behind me

chajusong
Oct 18, 2002
pineapple and ham

Beef Turret
Jul 9, 2009

by Lowtax

The Mad Archivist posted:

classic toppings are pepperoni, sausage, mushroom, and tomato. this is a God-tier pizza

onion I am not into personally but I don't bitch if someone else wants it. banana peppers are okay too in my book. bacon is really gauche

pineapple and ham having fuckers can go straight to hell tho. get thee behind me

Why is it wrong to put pineapple and ham on a pizza? Can you even justify arbitrarily rejecting one kind of topping over another if someone thinks it's good?

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

Beef Turret posted:

Why is it wrong to put pineapple and ham on a pizza? Can you even justify arbitrarily rejecting one kind of topping over another if someone thinks it's good?

because its an obnoxiously loud and sweet flavor with a lovely texture which drowns out everything else and the juices leech throughout the pizza and ruin it. it is for goony manchildren that want their pizza to taste like a fried fruit rollup

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:

pepparoni, close thread

Pepperoni & sausage

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


not if you drain the pineapple properly

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


also lol if you don't like the texture of cooked pinapple

im pooping!
Nov 17, 2006


The Mad Archivist posted:

because its an obnoxiously loud and sweet flavor with a lovely texture which drowns out everything else and the juices leech throughout the pizza and ruin it. it is for goony manchildren that want their pizza to taste like a fried fruit rollup

YOU CAN ONLY EAT THE PIZZA I WANT TO EAT, EVEN IF IM NOT EATING IT

IDIOT

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

im pooping! posted:

YOU CAN ONLY EAT THE PIZZA I WANT TO EAT, EVEN IF IM NOT EATING IT

IDIOT

this but unironically :twisted:

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you
a well-done steak and about a gallon of A-1 under the cheese

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Cake Smashing Boob
Nov 5, 2008

I support black genocide
Here are some good and slightly (perhaps?) unusual toppings I like to put on my pizza:

Tenderloin and chantarelles

Tenderloin, aspargus and crab

Eggs and ground beef

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