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Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
I would like to state that I bought this game, played it for an hour and promptly requested a steam refund. Nothing about this game is fun or good. Warbands are customizable in only a cosmetic sense.

TL;DR everything about this game blows.

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Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
The turned based combat is like you have to hold down the "W" key to move for some reason in lieu of using a mouse topdown. The camera is stuck over your shoulder and even if you zoom out its confusing as gently caress. Only if you had the hardest of hardons for the tabletop by-blow of Warhammer Fantasy that is Mordheim, should you buy and play this game.

Do you enjoy dogshit controls, camera and UI?

Do you enjoy random spawns and getting loving curbstomped because of a two-sentence narrative?

Do you like a thin veil of customization, like being able to change a shirt from black to purple but touted as full customizable?

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4

KyloWinter posted:

make it grid based, isometric view, start warbands with more experience on some units so i get more interesting decisions that run my dudes at other dudes hope i roll better, and give me a matchmaker so i never have to play vs the ai ty

also more factions than 4

The fact I had to WASD move my guy is inherently offensive to a game like this. So is the over the shoulder view. If it were isometric and grid based it would alleviate so much of the problem.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
I'm utterly stunned that anyone could gleam fun out of this disappointing game. I'm still shocked that in a turn based game they opted for WASD in lieu of clicking around with a mouse for movement / everything.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
What a tactical rpg on the computer that isn't mouse driven and listened to the echo chamber of a terrible fan base? It will succeed.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Are you planning on moving your guys with a croupiers stick awkwardly instead of your hand and making your moves etched in stone? If not, you're missing the mordheim experience.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
No, you just pick your dudes up and move them. I could of forgiven anything but the controls in this are so lovely.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
This game is garbage and you guys are jerks for giving it a shoulder shrug "well, I'm having fun" pass.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
A turned based strategy game that isn't mouse driven.

God help us if they make a Necromunda game. It would probably be F11 to fire your gun.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
It's a bad game with bad controls don't trick goons into spending money on this product. It's not even fun police poo poo.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
I did own the game and was fortunate to have gotten the Steam Refund! But, if my dissenting opinion is so grating, I can bow out to the echo chamber. I just feel like every time this thread necros with someone saying, "yeah I had fun.", I need to announce that the game is bad and not worth spending money.

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Ok man enjoy your 12 dollar garbage game don't need to defend it to me. lmao are you getting pissy with me because of the lovely RNG?

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
*feverishly looks up steam info, cross references with SA posts from two years ago* heh...checkmate GC.. what the hell do you know...

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Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
OK FCB. You win, enjoy your game. I'll unbookmark this thread so that I won't mar it or upset you anymore, you seem delicate good luck!!!!!

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