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gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
This post made me realize I also have some goofy nicknames for my dog

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?noseen=0&threadid=3682760&perpage=40&pagenumber=15#post438038163

So it made me curious to see what other goons are calling their pets

My dog's name is Sailor, here are his nicknames:

Sailor-Wailor
Sailboat
Buddy
BuddyBoat
Buddy-Roo

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Whirlwind Jones
Apr 13, 2013

by Lowtax
Spacers Cat.

His name is Space Shuttle.

obviously I fucked it
Oct 6, 2009
Champale. My dog PT's superhero nickname is Champale.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
lovely dog
poo poo dog
moron
idiot
rear end in a top hat
dumbass
stupid idiot dumb dumb dumbo bad dog stupid


I just think it's funny to say it in a nice voice and she thinks I'm saying I love you :shrug:

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

Shitcat.

She smells bad and is lovely.

Spiderjelly
Aug 22, 2006

Sign of evil.
My cat is variously "booga" or "boo."

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Schmoop

Fuzzy Noodles

Boney Artichoke

Sweet old Pumpkin

Smooch-monster

Peanut

pissdesperation.com
Jan 30, 2007

Real name is Jack.

Jackers J. Jackerson
Pussboy
Sweet Potato Boy :3:
loving rear end in a top hat Motherfucker

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I am a cartoon character, so everyone in my household is named according to a theme. My wife is "Applewife" my daughter is "Appleita" and my dog is "Appledog."

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Go me

Gomer

Fuzz butt

Pigs

cloven hoof
Mar 17, 2009
My cat's name is Clara. Her nicknames are:
Clary
Clarabug
Bug
Horrible bitch cat

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



my cat has this situation backwards

Nicknames:
- Fatboy
- Pooper
- Butt

Actual Name:
- Oddball

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

pissdesperation.com posted:

loving rear end in a top hat Motherfucker

cloven hoof posted:

Horrible bitch cat

I think I'm seeing a trend with the cat ones

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Buddy

Xenomrph
Dec 9, 2005

AvP Nerd/Fanboy/Shill



My cat's name is Sophia.

But that doesn't stop me from calling her Fuzzbutt, Stinky, Goofball, Miss Sillypants, and Furface.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
My brother had named our Akita "Ikari Bear."
My brother is a dumbass.

Odd
Dec 30, 2006

I think everybody just needs to maybe cool out a little maybe
My cat's name is "The Gun That Killed Abraham Lincoln" but I usually call him kitty, or kitty man.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Odd posted:

My cat's name is "The Gun That Killed Abraham Lincoln" but I usually call him kitty, or kitty man.

now all I can think of is Andy Samberg and Bill Hader shooting Lincoln with cats

Pontificating Ass
Aug 2, 2002

What Doth Life?
Whosawiddleshooshookittypie*kissing noises*

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I tried naming my cat a normal name like fluffy or something, but his name at this point is just dumbass. Cause I'm always calling him dumbass, that's what he responds too. Hope I never have to put out a missing flier for him. "Responds to dumbass"

Egoist
Aug 19, 2010

Love myself today
Let you go today
Lipstick Apathy
Cat 1: shitlord, puff, cat #1, grump

Cat 2: lil wheezy, weezer, shitcat, peecat, cat #2

Cat #1 is just a meanie. Cat #2 has wheezing problems and will poop then sit in the poop.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

October Revolution posted:

has wheezing problems and will poop then sit in the poop.

me in 10 years

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




Fat Baby

A big fat black cat

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?
Booboo

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

kit kat

kit

kit kit

cat

Sax Mortar
Aug 24, 2004
my roommate has a dog and a cat.

dog is named Bruin. Nothing special there for nicknames...Bruiser I guess.


cat is named cookie. Cookster, cookie-man, cat.

Boozlebub
Dec 8, 2011
Well first there's Taffy Stinky - we got him with that name. Of course, nicknames include:

Taffy Cat (often sung to "Pussycat" by Tom Jones)
Pissbag
Taffy Pants
loving Cat
CAAAAT
Cuddleslut
And then there's the nice ones - Buddyboy, Big Boy, Sunshine

Then there's Journey - she's mostly called Booger, Booger Bear, Journey-pants, Little Lady and "the Kill Zone". That cat has HORRIFYING gas.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
pooh bear

lil poopy

Beer Jerky
Nov 3, 2011
Alfonso Poopoo Fatty III

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Chuck Berry
Chuckleberry Hound
Chuck Doggy Dogg
Seņor Chuck
The Doggfather
El Chuckerino

Problem!
Jan 1, 2007

I am the queen of France.
Both of my dogs are called Dog. When differentiating them they're Dog and Other Dog. I also call them both Buddy or Bubs if they're being friendly, or Assdog if they're being assholes

They have real names but I only use them when they're in trouble or I need to get their attention, like a parent using First Middle Last name for kids.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014
Puff Puff
Pufferdoodle
Puffmaster General
Puffmeister
Puffy
Poof

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
Jan 3, 2011
my dog's name is gnarleyhotep, here is a pic i took of him while he was sleeping

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Iseeyouseemeseeyou posted:

my dog's name is gnarleyhotep, here is a pic i took of him while he was sleeping



he's cute

Redleg
Jul 7, 2003

What an odd looking.....Figurine
Mister Dog

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

My dog's name is Bailey.

Cauis.

I got this from the Total Annihilation Kingdoms Garracaius.
Sometimes Baileycaius.

Pooplord.
Bigbutt.
Bailboy.
Bailbrain.
Bailbutt.

Some other stuff.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Kuato posted:

Chuck Berry
Chuckleberry Hound
Chuck Doggy Dogg
Seņor Chuck
The Doggfather
El Chuckerino

I like these

The Whole Internet
May 26, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
lord moofly snoofington foof the IIIrd

fishingtilnoon
Mar 17, 2009
muffin
puppy muffin
muffy muffin
moofin
sneezy
barky
sniffy
sniffin
pookie
pookie mookie
smelly
bad dog
mustache
monster
bite monster
toe bite monster
bitedog
pokinloafy

Shih tzu named Sampson

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citybeatnik
Mar 1, 2013

You Are All
WEIRDOS




Cat's name is Maia.

Nicknames include: fuzzbutt, hairball, "ARGH drat IT STOP THROWING UP HAIRBALLS".

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