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TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Haverchuck posted:

also when forming patties you gotta be careful not to smash the meat up too much or they cook up too dense and dry

that's why you add liquid mustard or something equivalent so it's dense and still moist.

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Rush Limbo
Sep 5, 2005

its with a full house
Chopped up jalapenos in the patty mix are good.

real pro tier topping is a scotch bonnet.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

TOILETLORD posted:

that's why you add liquid mustard or something equivalent so it's dense and still moist.

This is a great way to add moisture, especially if you're using leaner beef.

Good burg advice itt

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Dr Cheeto posted:

This is a great way to add moisture, especially if you're using leaner beef.

Good burg advice itt

heres some good burg advice: dont use lean beef

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice
jalapenos on fried eggs for breakfast

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

gender illusionist posted:

jalapenos on fried eggs for breakfast

add egg to your beef patties to make it a super food.

Dr. Pangloss
Apr 5, 2014
Ask me about metaphysico-theologo-cosmolo-nigology. I'm here to help!

Mange Mite posted:

heres some good burg advice: dont use lean beef

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

TOILETLORD posted:

that's why you add liquid mustard or something equivalent so it's dense and still moist.

you don't want it dense dummy. if the meat is loosely packed you get a crispier crust.

also what the gently caress is liquid mustard.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

logical phalluses posted:

you don't want it dense dummy. if the meat is loosely packed you get a crispier crust.

some people like thick dense meat in their mouth.

down with slavery
Dec 23, 2013
STOP QUOTING MY POSTS SO PEOPLE THAT AREN'T IDIOTS DON'T HAVE TO READ MY FUCKING TERRIBLE OPINIONS THANKS

TOILETLORD posted:

explain why people think it's a good idea to eat unseasoned beef then stack things on top of it like a retard?

sounds like u dont know how make a burg

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

down with slavery posted:

sounds like u dont know how make a burg

i'm not a civic engineer so no i don't.

down with slavery
Dec 23, 2013
STOP QUOTING MY POSTS SO PEOPLE THAT AREN'T IDIOTS DON'T HAVE TO READ MY FUCKING TERRIBLE OPINIONS THANKS

TOILETLORD posted:

i'm not a civic engineer so no i don't.

ur dad sucked

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

TOILETLORD posted:

some people like thick dense meat in their mouth.

then eat a sausage

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

well his dad cooked food until it was charcoal so every generation we are improving.

down with slavery
Dec 23, 2013
STOP QUOTING MY POSTS SO PEOPLE THAT AREN'T IDIOTS DON'T HAVE TO READ MY FUCKING TERRIBLE OPINIONS THANKS

TOILETLORD posted:

well his dad cooked food until it was charcoal so every generation we are improving.

just because ur dad's dad abused food and ur dad abused food doesn't mean you have to

stop the cycle

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

down with slavery posted:

just because ur dad's dad abused food and ur dad abused food doesn't mean you have to

stop the cycle

i believe in gradual change an evolution of technique if you would.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
just :burger: it

Kukash
Apr 22, 2010
i like jizz on my burger.

has anyone said that yet.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Kukash posted:

i like jizz on my burger.

has anyone said that yet.

No. We knew you would say it eventually.

not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.



caramelized onions are 100% better than fresh onions hth

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

7777777 posted:

jalepno bacon pizza rules

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Feminition posted:

caramelized onions are 100% better than fresh onions hth

yeah this is the truth, also yellow onions are the best burger onions. Get out of here with the red onions.

the fart question
Mar 21, 2007

College Slice

Feminition posted:

caramelized onions are 100% better than fresh onions hth

wisdom

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
im struggling to think of a context in which jalapenos are not good. they're pretty good all around.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
maybe inserted up your butt

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
grilled onions own though

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Harald posted:

grilled onions own though

Up the butt, or no?

down with slavery
Dec 23, 2013
STOP QUOTING MY POSTS SO PEOPLE THAT AREN'T IDIOTS DON'T HAVE TO READ MY FUCKING TERRIBLE OPINIONS THANKS

texaholic posted:

Get out of here with the red onions.
seriously, gently caress people who just throw red onions everywhere

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Tiberius Thyben posted:

Up the butt, or no?

how do you think I grill them

metasynthetic
Dec 2, 2005

in one moment, Earth

in the next, Heaven

Megamarm
i <3 the jalapenis

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

gender illusionist posted:

jalapenos on fried eggs for breakfast

amen

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

jalepenos own and are second only to onions & garlic in the pantheon of best culinary vegetables

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy
Fresh jalapeņos are an important part of your balanced flavor repartee.

I like to call them jolly-lop-lops, because I am a merry fellow.

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


TEAYCHES posted:

jalepenos own and are second only to onions & garlic in the pantheon of best culinary vegetables

My parents hated onion and garlic so I never got to enjoy it as a kid but now I keep onions on hand for everything.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
I still don't care for onions. They dont provide much/any nutrition and don't taste that great. Chopped are ok in some mediterraen foods (gyros, dolmas). I usually ask for hamburgers without them. Caramelized is aight but when possible, I try to substitute garlic (I eat an insane amount of garlic) for onion. French garlic soup? yesss

Yates
Jan 29, 2010

He was just 17...




Fried cheese curds are the best hamburger topping.

down with slavery
Dec 23, 2013
STOP QUOTING MY POSTS SO PEOPLE THAT AREN'T IDIOTS DON'T HAVE TO READ MY FUCKING TERRIBLE OPINIONS THANKS

Yates posted:

Fried cheese curds are the best hamburger topping.



what the gently caress is that pickle doing

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

down with slavery posted:

what the gently caress is that pickle doing

ghost ridin the burg

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

gnarlyhotep posted:

ghost ridin the burg

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Polio Vax Scene
Apr 5, 2009



there's a place in my town that makes ghost pepper burgers. theyre pretty good

i prefer a big slab of raw onion myself but jalapenos are cool too

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