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How did we get to page 7 without anyone mentioning the droids powered by retarded space eels.
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the gently caress did i just read
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 22:33 |
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gohuskies posted:Boba Fett was eaten by and escaped from the Sarlacc twice actually, the second time shortly after he escaped from the first. Wait what, I knew about the Dengar-finding-Fett one, but I didn't realize that Fett escaped the sarlacc before that only to get re-eaten by one. And I have a photo of Boba Fett signed by Jeremy Bulloch above my computer right now! Yet even I have much to learn about the nonsense in the EU
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 22:48 |
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Howard Beale posted:is lego star wars canon I would buy a lego star wars cannon
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 22:51 |
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"you can't take that bounty, boba, it's on tatooine and you know what happens every time you go there" "don't worry, I'm sure everything will be fine this time and besides, we're going nowhere near the sarlaac p
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 22:57 |
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remember that species in crystal star that look exactly like humans except they're see-through and if they had sex with a human it would kill them, but despite knowing this a lot of them still want to have sex with humans
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 22:58 |
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Cnut the Great posted:George Lucas made a character named Chewbacca (nickname Chewie), a loner character named Han Solo, a hero character named Luke Skywalker (named after himself), and an evil villain named Darth Vader (darth sounds like dark except with a weird sound on the end, and vader is short for invader). lol just how many Star Wars toys do you own then? Star Wars OT owns by any measure.
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 23:17 |
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Cnut the Great posted:jedi good, sith bad. they fight with pew pew lasers then the bad guy does a bad thing and turns the republic evil. anakin was never actually a good person, he was a hosed up murderer right from the start. the republic is only evil because there's an all-powerful evil man controlling everything. george lucas is a simple minded fool. I mean the whole prequal arc is basically a simplification of the Roman civil wars.
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 23:27 |
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Foyes36 posted:I mean the whole prequal arc is basically a simplification of the Roman civil wars. Oh I thought it was a metaphor for Hitler.
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 23:31 |
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Applewhite posted:Oh I thought it was a metaphor for Hitler. That also works.
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 23:35 |
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platedlizard posted:remember that species in crystal star that look exactly like humans except they're see-through and if they had sex with a human it would kill them, but despite knowing this a lot of them still want to have sex with humans i dont think youre remembering just about any of the details of that properly
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 23:53 |
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So basically, whatever you mind can conceive, has actually happened within the realm of the EU.
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 23:53 |
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including sex changing mood swinging pregnant hutts *not a joke
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# ? Nov 25, 2014 23:55 |
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FizFashizzle posted:as bad as the EU was generally the thrawn trilogy loving ruled, was actually competently written, and if they had any sense they'd just have made that episodes 7, 8, and 9 It read like a first draft, really. If these things had been corrected in editing as they should be it could have been alright. also
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 00:09 |
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Ugh! How many aspiring Jedis force choked themselves to this?
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 00:15 |
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Fetus Tree posted:i dont think youre remembering just about any of the details of that properly Well I only read it once when I was 12 so you might be right
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 00:20 |
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I had the Lando trilogy of books where Lando smuggled poo poo in the Milennium Falcon and had a robot buddy named Vuffi Ra and he played a TON of Space Blackjack. To 10 year old me, those book owned. Am I gonna be disappointed if I go back and try to read that again?
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 01:09 |
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platedlizard posted:Well I only read it once when I was 12 so you might be right this seems to be a common thread among people who like star wars
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 01:11 |
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Cnut the Great posted:but B.J. Dart or Darth Insanicus or whatever are somehow beyond the pale. newsflash: they're all loving retarded names springing from the diseased mind of a permanent child no you see the problem is that george lucas grew up so now he's not even creative anymore
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 01:12 |
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i remember there was some guy who was Han Solo but not really named Talon Karrde and his ship was the Wild Karrde and he was from Correllia because naturally
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 01:15 |
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someone post that picture of boba fett with his wife and child still wearing that armor
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 01:23 |
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icantfindaname posted:this seems to be a common thread among people who like star wars It's all fond childhood memories. That said, absolutely no one of any age liked Crystal Star.
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 01:30 |
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paranoid randroid posted:i remember there was some guy who was Han Solo but not really named Talon Karrde and his ship was the Wild Karrde and he was from Correllia because naturally He was way more 80s than Han Solo though: Also his second-in-command was Mara Jade who of course later got married to Luke.
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 01:30 |
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heres my new star wars EU character, Splint Goesfast. keep an eye out for his seven book series about making out with hot aliens and hi-5ing lando calrissian
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 01:32 |
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paranoid randroid posted:heres my new star wars EU character, Splint Goesfast. keep an eye out for his seven book series about making out with hot aliens and hi-5ing lando calrissian afaik the only good EU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NATeU-r0GDU
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 01:33 |
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gohuskies posted:He was way more 80s than Han Solo though: Even better, Mara Jade was the Emperor's private assassin and of course was Force-trained but hadn't completely gone over to the dark side for Reasons. She started out trying to kill Luke but of course he turns her and eventually they get married and have kids.
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 01:42 |
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Stalins Moustache posted:afaik the only good EU If there is any goodness in the world, this will be the trailer released this weekend
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 01:47 |
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my new star wars character is expanding massive blackhole
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 01:51 |
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platedlizard posted:Even better, Mara Jade was the Emperor's private assassin and of course was Force-trained but hadn't completely gone over to the dark side for Reasons. She started out trying to kill Luke but of course he turns her and eventually they get married and have kids. And it even turns out that one of the background dancers at Jabba's palace added in the new CGI footage happens to be Mara Jade undercover on her mission to get Luke:
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 01:52 |
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paranoid randroid posted:i remember there was some guy who was Han Solo but not really named Talon Karrde and his ship was the Wild Karrde and he was from Correllia because naturally That just reminds me of how in the MMO The Old Republic the "smuggler" class' outfit is what Han wore in the first movie, because that's obviously what all smugglers wear and not just a character's outfit. Its just like how in the first movie Luke and Obi Wan wear robes and that somehow becomes the Jedi outfit instead of just something people wear in a desert.
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 01:54 |
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muscles like this? posted:That just reminds me of how in the MMO The Old Republic the "smuggler" class' outfit is what Han wore in the first movie, because that's obviously what all smugglers wear and not just a character's outfit. Its just like how in the first movie Luke and Obi Wan wear robes and that somehow becomes the Jedi outfit instead of just something people wear in a desert. Or how parts of Darth Vader's suit ended up becoming Jedi armor in Clone Wars. It's not just something he wore, it's what Jedi wear when they go to battle.
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 01:56 |
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Super Duper Double Platinum Special Edition Footage George Lucas' actual factual real original vision of Jedi attire they greenscreen that into lightsabers in post
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 01:58 |
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burritolingus posted:You know, Star Wars Rebels isn't all that bad. I didn't care for the cgi Clone Wars but Rebels is alright. It'd be a lot better if it weren't for the kid character. He should be a bit older, like more Luke's age in the original film, and less annoying. Or scrap him altogether, because it isn't like there aren't other characters on that show that couldn't be interesting if they were given the spotlight. And those are all the words I have right now for a children's television cartoon. It feels like the whole "picked up force-sensitive orphan, who's then trained by Jedi who doesn't really know what he's doing himself" is kind of how they should have done Anakin Skywalker's beginnings.
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 02:06 |
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FizFashizzle posted:remember when the dude poisoned mon mothma by throwing a poison drink in her face that he was allowed to bring into the ultra high security ball dance or whatever - Daala being a complete imbecile from start to finish, even though she's presented at first like she's a female Thrawn or whatever - wossname the Sith ghost manifests his presence at first by trying to corrupt one of Luke's students, but ends up burning him to death through the Force; eventually he teams up with Kyp and instead of setting fire to Luke as well, he separates his spirit from his body; not satisfied with this impermanent solution, however, he then Force-controls a bunch of jungle birds for the purpose of pecking Luke to death - confronted with wossname's harebrained scheme, Luke enlists toddler Jacen Solo's aid (via the Force, obviously) and makes him haphazardly wave his uncle's lightsaber at the jungle birds - the Force in general being capable of absolutely anything if the plot requires it - the loving Sun Crusher But really, the entire trilogy is horrific. paranoid randroid posted:i remember there was some guy who was Han Solo but not really named Talon Karrde and his ship was the Wild Karrde and he was from Correllia because naturally gohuskies posted:And it even turns out that one of the background dancers at Jabba's palace added in the new CGI footage happens to be Mara Jade undercover on her mission to get Luke:
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 02:53 |
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Sombrerotron posted:Zahn's books came out years before the Special Edition, though. That's from a Zahn short story that came out after the Thrawn trilogy, http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Sleight_of_Hand:_The_Tale_of_Mara_Jade
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 03:00 |
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gohuskies posted:That's from a Zahn short story that came out after the Thrawn trilogy, http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Sleight_of_Hand:_The_Tale_of_Mara_Jade
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 03:03 |
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The worst thing from the EU is the voice acting for the wookiee with a speech impediment from the thrawn trilogy audiobooks. He sounds like a retard trying to do a yogi the bear impression
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 03:05 |
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Fetus Tree posted:The worst thing from the EU is the voice acting for the wookiee with a speech impediment from the thrawn trilogy audiobooks. Also, on the topic of Wookiees: quote:The Wookiee's Codpiece was a cantina on the planet of Nim Drovis. The walls were lined with a pink, plush material. In 13 ABY, the 3PO-series protocol droid C-3PO auditioned to perform music in the Codpiece so he could earn money to leave the planet with his counterpart, R2-D2. The assistant manager of the Wookiee's Codpiece compared his performance to that of a festering jizz-box and turned him away, saying that the cantina already had one of those in a corner. I mean uh where to begin
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 03:13 |
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Mae posted:Can someone find the wookiepedia article for that guy who was in frame running with a ice cream machine for exactly 1 second? That's my favourite i bought the figurine of this guy to give as a White Elephant present
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Sombrerotron posted:I can respect Zahn's desire to give an intelligible (not to mention actually intelligent) voice to the Wookiees, but the concept of giving this one Wookiee a speech impediment that somehow made him able to speak Basic was always really ill-conceived. mods namechange pls
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