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We've all heard the same tired bullshit from both camps a thousand times. The official line that Oswald did it, and the most commonly adopted conspiracy theorist version of events that the fatal shot was fired by someone else entirely from the grassy knoll and that this person has never been named. 'Ballistics experts' have argued both sides in a cyclical whirlwind of theoretical bullshit for over half a century. Here's an idea: gently caress the magic bullet and all that other ballistics theory and prop up six corpses in a replica presidential limo and put a pillbox hat on one of them and splash some rye on another. Fire three shots from a mannlicher carcano from the sixth floor of the book depository and shoot the whiskey smelling corpse in the side of the head with the last one. Film the events from the exact spot zapruder did. Six new corpses again and repeat the same procedure from the grossy knoll. Videotape it again from zapruders location. Back and to the left, now we'll loving know won't we? How has Jesse ventura not set this poo poo up yet?
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Found this thread by searching for my name in the new search beta.
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Nov 24, 2014 05:41
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oswald used 6.5x52 mm carcano so as to get through the thickened parietal lobe of the irish race
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Nov 24, 2014 05:46
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Whirlwind Jones posted:Found this thread by searching for my name in the new search beta. What are your thoughts on my idea I'm thinking of crowdsourcing it John Denver Hoxha posted:oswald used 6.5x52 mm carcano so as to get through the thickened parietal lobe of the irish race Well it worked... or did it???
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Nov 24, 2014 05:47
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mookface posted:What are your thoughts on my idea I'm thinking of crowdsourcing it
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Nov 24, 2014 05:48
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I'll bet the Jews did it
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Nov 24, 2014 05:54
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jews did everything jews did moon landing
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Nov 24, 2014 05:55
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Whirlwind Jones posted:it stinks along with you and your posting imho no offense but you asked. Thats not very nice and kind of passive aggressive you fat little bird
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Nov 24, 2014 05:56
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aren't you canadian OP? What do you care? LBJ did it
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Nov 24, 2014 06:02
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proof of concept posted:aren't you canadian OP? What do you care? No one gets assassinated in Canada although many should be. You have to follow the money
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Nov 24, 2014 06:04
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also everyone should try JFK: Reloaded at least once
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Nov 24, 2014 06:05
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Whoever did it is dead now, who gives a poo poo
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Nov 24, 2014 06:12
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JFK was killed by the CIA because he made speeches about dismantling the military industrial complex.
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Nov 24, 2014 06:41
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it was me he slept w/ Marilyn behind my back and i took my revenge hth
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Nov 24, 2014 06:44
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i don't think ruby killed oswald, but oswald killed kennedy for sure
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Nov 24, 2014 06:45
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This tells what happened: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYmombA4WwE
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Nov 24, 2014 06:48
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Space Jam posted:i don't think ruby killed oswald, but oswald killed kennedy for sure Interesting theory..but how did he completely (like totally) miss his first shot then connect with all the rest of them not 2 seconds later for the first one.. Also the RFK murder is fishy too
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Nov 24, 2014 06:51
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Race Hate Kramer posted:I'll bet the Jews did it the WIZARD of IZ (short for Israel)
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Nov 24, 2014 06:51
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Tsinava posted:JFK was killed by the CIA because he made speeches about dismantling the military industrial complex. JFK was pretty upset over the bad intel he received from the CIA during Bay of Pigs and wanted to get rid of it for good. Then he gets popped and the CIA head is on the Warren Commission. You got smoked, Jack.
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Nov 24, 2014 06:51
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And George Bush was part of the CIA and had connections to all the major players in the JFK "conspiracy" and was in Dallas at the time of the shooting.
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Nov 24, 2014 06:55
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Waltzing Along posted:And George Bush was part of the CIA and had connections to all the major players in the JFK "conspiracy" and was in Dallas at the time of the shooting. You heard it here first George bush sr. Shot JFK
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Nov 24, 2014 06:57
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that jfk murder simulator I linked is pretty tough, I'd make, at best, a 3rd-rate window assassin if I decided to change careers
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Nov 24, 2014 06:59
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If the government killed JFK I'm sure they had good reasons to do so.
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Nov 24, 2014 06:59
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mookface posted:You heard it here first George bush sr. Shot JFK Orchestrated. He didn't pull the trigger. But he then became director of CIA and then vp then p then his son hosed over the planet.
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Nov 24, 2014 07:00
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I think the more important question is who shot JR
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Nov 24, 2014 07:01
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i dont think jfk actually died
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Nov 24, 2014 07:02
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Parallax Scroll posted:i dont think jfk actually died He had everything. Looks, charisma, brains all over the upholstery
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Nov 24, 2014 07:04
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What if JFK was shot by time bullets from the future and that is why they never found the second shooter?
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Nov 24, 2014 07:07
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site posted:it was me same
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Nov 24, 2014 07:23
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They did a pretty good investigation of the magic bullet on an episode of Mythbusters. However, I do prefer the answer that is provided in the documentary "Bubba Ho-Tep".
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Nov 24, 2014 07:26
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They should let me take a crack at the Zapruder footage. The close-ups show more big pixels than film grains. Hell, I'm doing an 8mm film right now at 4800 dpi; gonna look like tits but better!
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Nov 24, 2014 07:31
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Man 50+ years later and everyone is still stuck on it being a murder. You're never going to get even close to the real story until you realise that JFK killed himself.
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Nov 24, 2014 07:32
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Man 50+ years later and everyone is still stuck on it being a murder. You're never going to get even close to the real story until you realise that JFK killed himself. My mind just pulled a jfk
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Nov 24, 2014 07:34
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Man 50+ years later and everyone is still stuck on it being a murder. You're never going to get even close to the real story until you realise that JFK killed himself. Nah, it was Jackie. When you see the footage, and it looks like she is trying to help the Secret Service agent up the trunk, she's actually trying to escape. Either she was pissed about Marilyn or was already considering Aristotle...
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Nov 24, 2014 07:38
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mookface posted:How has Jesse ventura not set this poo poo up yet? He's too busy trying to figure out the... She signed the letter: All yours, Babushka, Babushka, Babushka-ya-ya All yours, Babushka, Babushka, Babushka-ya-ya ..woman to concern himself with re-enactments.
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Nov 24, 2014 07:42
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Race Hate Kramer posted:I'll bet the Jews did it
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Nov 24, 2014 07:47
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JFK Reloaded is a dangerous game; I almost passed out from laughter the first time I played it.
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Nov 24, 2014 07:50
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He was a mutant.
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Nov 24, 2014 07:54
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genesplicer posted:Nah, it was Jackie. When you see the footage, and it looks like she is trying to help the Secret Service agent up the trunk, she's actually trying to escape. Either she was pissed about Marilyn or was already considering Aristotle... So what you're saying is - it was a murder/suicide? What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck?!
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those 2nd Amendment remedies
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