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AAB
Nov 5, 2010

Spanish Manlove posted:

I have yet to receive dick and or ball(s) pics via the forums so I'm doing this wrong apparently

so please send him your parts for an early thanks giving stuffing
you can send him goatse too I suppose

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Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy
lol

Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine
i'd like to throw one into his rear end

poopzilla
Nov 23, 2004

lmao

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

FLUFFERNUTTER
comeone people lets see some bananas and nuts

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
thank god I have unlimited PM space. BRING IT ON

:siren: Funniest message gets a free av change

Hexel
Nov 18, 2011




AAB posted:

so please send him your parts for an early thanks giving stuffing
you can send him goatse too I suppose

Sent

AAB
Nov 5, 2010

thank you for your support Franco. I'm glad we can come together on enhancing peoples' posting careers

Thora
Aug 21, 2006

Look on my Posts, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away

Spanish Manlove posted:

:siren: Funniest message gets a free av change

Patriarchy :argh:

Azerban
Oct 28, 2003



sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
here take mine, haha, seriously though

Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Spanish Manlove posted:

thank god I have unlimited PM space. BRING IT ON

:siren: Funniest message gets a free av change

Sent. Instead of a dick pic I sent the most cringeworthy quote to come out of GBS this year

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:
I just sent off a private question that has been keeping me awake for the past few months.

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012
Nice blatant fishing for dick pics via a parachute Franco but I only send it via snapchat

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



sent

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

jalopybrown posted:

Nice blatant fishing for dick pics via a parachute Franco but I only send it via snapchat

everyone is my parachute account so I'm talking to myself right now

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
weird pms? i thought malove was a dude but i guess now he (she) isnt gay just straight for the mancock

AAB
Nov 5, 2010

Spanish Manlove posted:

everyone is my parachute account so I'm talking to myself right now

slick move. not that crazy since you're a mod though. maybe next time.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

nomadologique posted:

weird pms? i thought malove was a dude but i guess now he (she) isnt gay just straight for the mancock

every dick pic gets a 3 second video of me flashing my boobs in return

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



OH poo poo

i sent my dick pic to the wrong mod, sent it to Aatrek by mistake (i'm 13)

AAB
Nov 5, 2010

nomadologique posted:

weird pms? i thought malove was a dude but i guess now he (she) isnt gay just straight for the mancock

he is a universal acceptor of the D

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





I'm not very funny but I sent you one hope you enjoy

I wanted to set the bar low enough that other people didn't feel intimidated and worried. Don't worry guys, you can send a message knowing that at least it's not the worst he's received :unsmith:

AAB
Nov 5, 2010

Cowman posted:

I'm not very funny but I sent you one hope you enjoy

I wanted to set the bar low enough that other people didn't feel intimidated and worried. Don't worry guys, you can send a message knowing that at least it's not the worst he's received :unsmith:

every effort counts and is appreciated

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
so far owl day is the only one to make me laugh

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Spanish Manlove posted:

so far owl day is the only one to make me laugh

Akumos posted:

This is all I have to say about that retarded sc2 drama

Akumos: even if I like
Akumos: found your address
Akumos: and linked it
Akumos: and posted a gps with an arrow of me coming to you
Akumos: and said I was gonna rape you irl
Akumos: you'd just laugh (context -> talking to someone I play games with)
Akumos: but some guy says he's gonna rape a girl in a game of sc2
Akumos: outrage
Akumos: he's LITERALLY going to rape her
Akumos: that is completely unacceptable
Akumos: because
Akumos: a rapist
Akumos: would admit he's going to rape someone
Akumos: on twitter
Akumos: before he did it
Akumos: imo
Akumos: like why are sjw people so loving retarded
Akumos: they just whine about the most asinine poo poo
Akumos: no one in the universe could ever possibly take that as a rape threat but them
Akumos: it's such obvious agenda pushing like how could anyone ever support that and not feel 100% retarded
Akumos: hmm yes these stupid gaming terms are what is holding back women from gaming
Akumos: every time a 12 y/o says he's going to gently caress my mom in CoD
Akumos: I have to check on my mom
Akumos: before she gets raped irl
Akumos: it's really hard
Akumos: being an oppressed gamer
Akumos: tbh
Akumos: sometimes I just want to stop playing games because every time I do I have to make sure my mom isn't being raped irl

Obvious response is probably "Why is it agenda pushing to ask men not to say they're going to rape women?" which is a silly strawman that ignores the context of how the term "rape" is used in competitive games, it's just a stupid term to say you're going to severely beat someone at a game, which is in line with this definition of it "an act of plunder, violent seizure, or abuse; despoliation; violation: the rape of the countryside." It's basically just saying you're going to destroy someone, stop getting offended at dictionary definitions. Unless you think you can literally rape a countryside with your penis.

I thought this quote I sent was funny :shrug:

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
mine was really more about the dick gif than the dumb joke anyway I shoehorned it into

RevolverReach
Nov 21, 2014
You have to give me platnum first.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

i have done my part and sent my part, OP

AAB
Nov 5, 2010

ty. every pm counts

AAB
Nov 5, 2010

franco when are you deciding who had the nicest genetalia pix?

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
owl day had the best PM

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp

Spanish Manlove posted:

owl day had the best PM

Pics or it didn't happen!

C'mon, Franco, post it up in here.. we know your not shy.

Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine
wanna see franco's thick uncut dick

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
rate my pm, 0-10
I mean, it was a long shot, and depended on your never having seen the image I sent, and you had seen it, so it didn't work, so you didn't laugh, but still

put me on the grid

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

proof of concept posted:

rate my pm, 0-10
I mean, it was a long shot, and depended on your never having seen the image I sent, and you had seen it, so it didn't work, so you didn't laugh, but still

put me on the grid

2/10 would not bang

Akumos
Sep 10, 2006

Luvcow posted:

I thought this quote I sent was funny :shrug:

thx

going for the record of most hated goon, well on my way

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





Did I succeed in sending the worst pm? I want to make sure the bar is low enough for everyone

lament.cfg
Dec 28, 2006

we have such posts
to show you




Akumos posted:

thx

going for the record of most hated goon, well on my way

i'm going to rape you

literally seriously

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Akumos
Sep 10, 2006

a worthy uhh posted:

i'm going to rape you

literally seriously

hold on writing a tumblr post about it

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