Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Locked thread
proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Spanish Manlove posted:

2/10 would not bang

ugh this is my wakeup call. I really need to step up my wacky dick pic game. Gonna be a lot of late nights these next few months searching for true dick pic excellence

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Akumos posted:

thx

going for the record of most hated goon, well on my way

eh, i still like you. you're not doing a good job.

Akumos
Sep 10, 2006

Spanish Manlove posted:

eh, i still like you. you're not doing a good job.

i frequently post on reddit

lament.cfg
Dec 28, 2006

we have such posts
to show you




Akumos posted:

i frequently post on reddit

it shows

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I too would like a weird OM

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Akumos posted:

i frequently post on reddit

as have I. Wha'ts your favorite subreddit? I'm not allowed back in r/relationships anymore and r/seduction banned me

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
thank you proof of concept, but I think I would have liked it better if I knew the punchline to the joke

now I will always wonder

AAB
Nov 5, 2010

is this worth stickying for a couple hours so that mods can get the help they deserve without being overwhelmed by other nonsense

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

gnarlyhotep posted:

thank you proof of concept, but I think I would have liked it better if I knew the punchline to the joke

now I will always wonder

Well then please allow me to sincerely express that it was never my intention to cause you distress in any way :kiddo:

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



i got a few pm's once saying about how good a poster i was...

they were all in 2009 when all i did was first reply shitposts ???

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

AAB posted:

is this worth stickying for a couple hours so that mods can get the help they deserve without being overwhelmed by other nonsense

sure, why not

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012
you've got 6 hours, make them count

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Akumos posted:

thx

going for the record of most hated goon, well on my way

I don't hate you. :shrug:

I was giving you the benefit of the doubt that that was a fake post. It was right.....?

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Ratjaculation posted:

i got a few pm's once saying about how good a poster i was...

they were all in 2009 when all i did was first reply shitposts ???

they were high quality shitposts

Rando
Mar 11, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I'd like to avoid sending PMs with pictures of my dick but can I send PMs where I describe my dick and things I do with/would like to do with my dick in excruciating detail?

goku im piss
Mar 18, 2005

Your mama was a snowblower
i sent them a boat

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Rando posted:

I'd like to avoid sending PMs with pictures of my dick but can I send PMs where I describe my dick and things I do with/would like to do with my dick in excruciating detail?

yes, and please include relevent diagrams and charts

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Franco I hope you're ready for a masterpiece

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
My body is ready.

AAB
Nov 5, 2010

this could also be an art thread. word art, picture art, hell even a painting I suppose. the d knows no end

turbomoose
Nov 29, 2008
Playing the banjo can be a relaxing activity and create lifelong friendships!
\
:backtowork:
This is the world's worst game of apples to apples

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Spanish Manlove posted:

My body is ready.

Sent and I have 50 more chapters to send.

My friend and I wrote it in 2009 via email doing a chapter each back and forth and it's really bad or good depending on your sense of humor (mine happens to be retarded). It wasn't meant for the public eye, but just for us to laugh.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Sent and I have 50 more chapters to send.

My friend and I wrote it in 2009 via email doing a chapter each back and forth and it's really bad or good depending on your sense of humor (mine happens to be retarded). It wasn't meant for the public eye, but just for us to laugh.

i honestly just read about the first sentence of a paragraph of anythign on the internet and then open a new tab to google image search gifs of people being hit in the balls with a football

AAB
Nov 5, 2010

is there a preview of such a novel

defectivemonkey
Jun 5, 2012

forbidden lesbian posted:

you've got 6 hours, make them count

Weird, this is also my usual response to dick pics

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I sent a bad joke to Manlove in protest


HEH, gently caress the mods eat my bad jokes

AAB
Nov 5, 2010

detectivemonkey posted:

Weird, this is also my usual response to dick pics

gotta make every second count

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

AAB posted:

is there a preview of such a novel

lol just looking at the final manuscript is loving embarrassing because of the grammar.

quote:

Mike was an honorable elf who held a position of very high authority in the town, often being called upon to guide the people in times of strife and labor disputes. Once when the town’s Walmart dodged a labor strike by hiring scabs, Jacob’s father, Mike made an appearance. With a mighty hand and loving heart he cut down the management with his blade so the union could regain its jobs, Jacob admired his father’s strength.

Hefty Leftist
Jun 26, 2011

"You know how vodka or whiskey are distilled multiple times to taste good? It's the same with shit. After being digested for the third time shit starts to taste reeeeeeaaaally yummy."


i sent two pms does that mean i'm in the draw for the avatar change

AAB
Nov 5, 2010

maybe!

Buschmaki
Dec 26, 2012

‿︵‿︵‿︵‿Lean Addict︵‿︵‿︵‿
I can't send PMs but if I could I guarantee it would be a whopper!

AAB
Nov 5, 2010

Buschmaki posted:

I can't send PMs but if I could I guarantee it would be a whopper!

just post it here

Literal Carehaver
Oct 20, 2014

by Cowcaster
is it too late to send weird dick pix?

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Literal Carehaver posted:

is it too late to send weird dick pix?

It's never too late.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

Spanish Manlove posted:

It's never too late.

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax
Id show you my great scrote if only I had pms

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Irrational Bees posted:

Id show you my great scrote if only I had pms

Add me on grindr dude... My username is 4inchBttm4u

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Irrational Bees posted:

Id show you my great scrote if only I had pms

i have pms now if only i could write detailed private messages about it

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax

Ratjaculation posted:

Add me on grindr dude... My username is 4inchBttm4u

Please don't call me a dude. I might talk about my scrote and cock a lot, but that DOES NOT give you the right to refer to me as a dude.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Izumi Konata
May 4, 2012

by Ralp

  • Locked thread