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It was pretty cool, she has a nice rear end, naughty secretary glasses, and was laying it on in a really cumbersome and obvious way. I have a girlfriend and didn't respond in anything but a pleasant, non engaging way, but it was still cool. Yeah that's about it, call me gay now or whatever.
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Congratulations.
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Nov 24, 2014 21:16
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Where was this? What was her race?
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Nov 24, 2014 21:16
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She was creepy. She violated your personal space.
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Nov 24, 2014 21:17
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Professor Shark posted:It was pretty cool, she has a nice rear end, naughty secretary glasses, and was laying it on in a really cumbersome and obvious way. dude, did she just smile at you? stop overthinking stuff you freaking oval office
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Nov 24, 2014 21:18
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ya fukkin right
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Nov 24, 2014 21:19
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She was making fun of you OP you idiot
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Nov 24, 2014 21:19
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oh yeah nice humblebrag you poo poo gently caress OP, way to be attractive and poo poo 
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Nov 24, 2014 21:19
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sig test
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Nov 24, 2014 21:19
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Should have done her imo
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Nov 24, 2014 21:20
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 : "Hello there handsome" : "Hhhh hi gotta go"
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Nov 24, 2014 21:20
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Professor Shark posted:It was pretty cool, she has a nice rear end, naughty secretary glasses, and was laying it on in a really cumbersome and obvious way. post pics or it didnt happen
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Nov 24, 2014 21:21
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Benito Hitlerstalin posted:She was making fun of you OP you idiot ALL her friends were behind the corner ready to laugh at the nerd who took the bait
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Nov 24, 2014 21:21
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I have a newish hairdresser and last week she was like "Look at you, you are so cute!" and then she was like "I"m sorry! I'm not trying to hit on you!". I'm like, okay seeing as you know I am gay it's not like it it was going to go anywhere even if you were!" It was weird. I still like her though. Less weird than the guy that I just met that invited me to a sex party this past weekend.
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Nov 24, 2014 21:21
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Three Olives posted:It was weird. I still like her though. Less weird than the guy that I just met that invited me to a sex party this past weekend. you silll loving came to it though 
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Nov 24, 2014 21:23
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Ratjaculation posted:you silll loving came to it though TBH I almost considered it, I've never been to like an implicate sex party, I've been to parties that ended in quasi-orgies but never a party where the entire point of the party was to gently caress.
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Nov 24, 2014 21:25
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Three Olives posted:TBH I almost considered it, I've never been to like an implicate sex party, I've been to parties that ended in quasi-orgies but never a party where the entire point of the party was to gently caress. u missed out on sore balls and a red butthole man
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Nov 24, 2014 21:29
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sounds like a curvy goonette
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Nov 24, 2014 21:31
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when the cashier smiles and says "have nice day' you aint gettin hit on bro
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Nov 24, 2014 21:35
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it's crazy she im'd me in a pop up window i didn't even know i had yoohoo messenger!!!
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Nov 24, 2014 21:38
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Whorelord posted:sounds like a curvy goonette For real, it was like some sort of bizarre reverse situation where she was the Goon and I was the one just being nice, hence why I drove home at twice the speed limit to post about it
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Nov 24, 2014 21:39
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Ratjaculation posted:u missed out on sore balls and a red butthole man Nah I just had a friend of mine blow me instead, just one, I'm not that big of a whore.
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Professor Shark posted:For real, it was like some sort of bizarre reverse situation where she was the Goon and I was the one just being nice, hence why I drove home at twice the speed limit to post about it are you aware that the something awful website is now mobile compatible?
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Nov 24, 2014 21:40
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sometimes the indian girl at the 7/11 gives me eyes but im not falling for that one again
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Nov 24, 2014 21:40
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hey look a three olives post where he talks about himself instead of anything else the subject might be
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Nov 24, 2014 21:43
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Will you press charges?
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IronLawnmower posted:Will you press charges? Domestic violence is an under-reported crime but that does not make it less serious.
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Nov 24, 2014 21:48
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Post her picture
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Nov 24, 2014 21:49
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Three Olives posted:Nah I just had a friend of mine blow me instead, just one, I'm not that big of a whore. I'm on the app and can't remember the smiley code for a high 5.
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Ratjaculation posted:I'm on the app and can't remember the smiley code for a high 5.  You are looking for sissies. With three, lispy Ses.
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Nov 24, 2014 22:12
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a pretty girl hit me today
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Nov 24, 2014 22:36
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Nov 24, 2014 22:39
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A pretty girl told me "hi" today. She probably wanted me.
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generative grammer posted:ALL her friends were behind the corner ready to laugh at the nerd who took the bait What if she took the joke so far that she had sex with him to make him think she liked him, would he still be owned?
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googootiger posted:What if she took the joke so far that she had sex with him to make him think she liked him, would he still be owned? yes because then she can tell everyone about his micropenis, premature ejaculation and other details of the nerd's lovely loving skills
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Nov 25, 2014 01:39
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so what made you think she was hitting on you, are you 100% sure she wasn't just placing her order?
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Nov 25, 2014 01:40
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She was not pretty, you just have low goon internet standards.
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Nov 25, 2014 01:40
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Professor Shark posted:It was pretty cool, she has a nice rear end, naughty secretary glasses, and was laying it on in a really cumbersome and obvious way. op passed 7/10 girl, girl looks at op and does not show immediate disgust, next stop for op: GBS
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OP post the picture I'm sure you took of her
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