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wanna prank my friend with some fun gags Something like giving him a blowjob when he's sleeping as a joke and things like that, need some good ideas
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Nov 25, 2014 00:07
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Give him the ol' sleep goatse
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Nov 25, 2014 00:09
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lol wow! too edgy for me op... sheesh.. a blowjob?!?? haha
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Nov 25, 2014 00:09
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Hang a noose on the ceiling, tie a chair to the door with a rope, invite your friends to come over and tell them the door is open, stand on the chair and put the noose around your neck and wait for them to pull the chair off as they open the door
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Nov 25, 2014 00:25
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drug them and leave them at Bill Cosby's house
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Nov 25, 2014 00:25
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tell him you need to speak to his parents and he needs to be there then hold his hand and tell them you're both gay for each other then get married and live a happy life OP
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Nov 25, 2014 00:26
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May I recommend
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Nov 25, 2014 00:30
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Das Boo posted:May I recommend look at the dentures on that guy
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Nov 25, 2014 00:30
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Nov 25, 2014 04:46
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tape the handle down on the sink sprayer. When they turn on the water it will get them all wet
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Nov 25, 2014 05:15
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Punch him in the face with your hand
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Nov 25, 2014 05:29
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When they start telling some long boring story, play them off with Grateful Dead's "Ripple." Gets em every time.
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Nov 25, 2014 05:41
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Invite him over for dinner, then surprise him by murdering you're famil.
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Nov 25, 2014 05:57
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Dismantle and reassemble one of their vehicle inside their house, that'll show your friends what's what. An alternative is wrapping everything they own in tinfoil, wait in hiding, then once they see the hilarious prank you just played on them yell "Something Awful Dot Com!" and then kill you're self
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Nov 25, 2014 08:13
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Jerk off on their face while they're sleeping. I always pull this prank. Get'em in the eyes so they're stuck shut in the morning.
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Nov 25, 2014 08:21
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Rape!!
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Nov 25, 2014 08:31
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just rape
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Nov 25, 2014 08:31
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Lowtax posted:Feel them up while they're sleeping OP. Put your hand down there shirt and feel their nipples. Put your hand down their shorts and feel there nono parts. Lick there legs/feet. Put your finger in there mouth. Then jerk off in there hair. Best prank there is What the gently caress is wrong with you?
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Nov 25, 2014 08:45
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okay so invite a friend to go out for dinner. when it comes time to pay open up your wallet and be like ive got this... oh wait whats this in here? and have your friend look in and see and pow!!! socked in the nose!! also dont actually bring any money or means of payment so your friend will have to pay
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Nov 25, 2014 08:58
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if youve got a friend that bikes use a grinder to cut into the chain so that it will break really easily ... not as fun as the last one because you probably wont get to see theyre reaction though
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Nov 25, 2014 09:02
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Fill half a shot glass with hotdog water and half with whiskey Make him take the shot:D
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Nov 25, 2014 09:04
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piss and poo poo in a glass bottle and close it back up and then put it on your friends hot stove while hes not looking 
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Nov 25, 2014 09:38
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generative grammer posted:Hang a noose on the ceiling, tie a chair to the door with a rope, invite your friends to come over and tell them the door is open, stand on the chair and put the noose around your neck and wait for them to pull the chair off as they open the door gonna try this bbr
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Nov 25, 2014 09:41
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borrow his car then push it into a river
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Nov 25, 2014 09:42
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cut youre stomach open and lets your intestines fall out, then say "whoops! I feel like ive forgotten some thing!!"
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Nov 25, 2014 09:43
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cut off your dick plus balls and boil them then serve them to you are friends
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Nov 25, 2014 09:44
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heres opne for hallowseve, get a bowl filled with peeled grapes and blind fold your friend and say "LOOK OUT HERE IS A BOWL OF EYE BALLS" and then when they feel it (it feels gross) cut out theree eyeballs and hide them in the grapes, watch their reaction when they puyt grapes back in theye eye sockets!
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Nov 25, 2014 09:45
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theres also the old classic, get your friends into a room and tell them you have something very important to tell them. when they are all looking at you get the shotgun youve hidden behinmd the couch and shoot yourself in the face and when you fall down you rigged up a systyem of pulleys that makes the banner that says "SURPRISE" appear
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Nov 25, 2014 09:46
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handcuff a shopping cart to his doorknob and then ring the bell and then hide and then laugh at his reaction when he comes out
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Nov 25, 2014 09:47
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Invite your friends to a sleep over. Wait till they're all sleeping. Set the oven to bake at 450 and leave the oven door open. Leave quietly in the night and come back in the morning. If there's a giant crater in the ground, where your house used to be, you did something wrong. If all your friends are dead from gas poisoning then you just pulled the ultimate prank. Congratulations.
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Nov 25, 2014 09:55
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Invite your friends on a Road Trip to Grand Canyon. Tire them out before the road trip by hiking the day before. Make sure they're all asleep for this next part. Upon entering the Grand Canyon visitors parking, ignore all signs and just drive straight for it, don't even park. Be sure to be the only one to barrel roll out of the car before it reaches the edge. When they wake up, they're all gonna laugh at how hard you pranked them.
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Nov 25, 2014 10:07
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Drown them. Just Drown them. Imagine their deep underwater, cold, dark, and alone, when they run out of oxygen. They try to make their way up to the surface. Eventually, however, their lungs can't take it and they take in a breath. Instead of receiving oxygen, water rushes into their lungs. The last thing they ever see is the sweet prank you just pulled on them OP, slowly fading away into blurry nothingness...
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Nov 25, 2014 10:15
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v nice ideas sof ar
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Nov 25, 2014 10:18
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lonesomedwarf posted:v nice ideas sof ar  Kinda don't like lowtaxs idea though. Seems too boring.
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Nov 25, 2014 10:33
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Replace ther toilet paper with a cactus
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Nov 25, 2014 10:52
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Replace all their forks and knives with spoons. And all their plates with bowls. And all their food with soup
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Nov 25, 2014 10:53
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Steal and pawn all their jewelry
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Nov 25, 2014 10:54
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ring their doorbell in the middle of the night and moon them when they open the door
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Nov 25, 2014 11:03
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Make relentless homophobic slurs against them for a few weeks then drunkenly admitting you lust over him. Beg for a pity gently caress and if you are successful blackmail him
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Nov 25, 2014 11:34
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 Don't make pranks to people.
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Nov 25, 2014 11:44
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