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NakedWithCandy
Sep 22, 2014
He was laying it on in a really cumbersome and obvious way.

I have a boyfriend and didn't respond in anything but a pleasant, non engaging way, but it was still harassment.

Yeah that's about it.

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Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp
Was his name Bill Cosby?

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
sorry

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax
sux

DARPA Dad
Dec 9, 2008
good

Cardiovorax
Jun 5, 2011

I mean, if you're a successful actress and you go out of the house in a skirt and without underwear, knowing that paparazzi are just waiting for opportunities like this and that it has happened many times before, then there's really nobody you can blame for it but yourself.
stop running around nude and covered in confectionary, you slut

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!

Gunky Junket posted:

Was his name Bill Cosby?

fanged wang
Nov 1, 2014

by Ralp
what did he say op

deets pls

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Were you naked with candy

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009

Gunky Junket posted:

Was his name Bill Cosby?

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois
http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3683559

Angela Lansburial
Feb 9, 2005
Nothing to see here.
Was his name Jian Ghomeshi?

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Need more details. I might pick something up.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

men are pigs

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

BigwigML posted:

Was his name Jian Ghomeshi?

She didn't mention being hit or choked, so probably not.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
show tits bb

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

i was harassed today by a cheeky squirrel who wont stop tapping on my window now that he found out that i keep a lot of walnuts in my room

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

you should do something really wacky and over the top that goons would claim to do when in actuality they would just avoid eye contact and sweat while shuffling off to the side

RavenKrows
May 29, 2008

NakedWithCandy posted:

He was laying it on in a really cumbersome and obvious way.

I have a boyfriend and didn't respond in anything but a pleasant, non engaging way, but it was still harassment.

Yeah that's about it.

just becuz i say hi to you doesn't mean i want to sleep with you

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

NakedWithCandy posted:

He was laying it on in a really cumbersome and obvious way.

I have a boyfriend and didn't respond in anything but a pleasant, non engaging way, but it was still harassment.

Yeah that's about it.

Gay is a problem we must all confront. Just say NO and be firm about it, or open your rear end in a top hat to experience.

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion

you should touch his penis OP. flip the tables on him

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW
You're welcome.

Fruit Smoothies
Mar 28, 2004

The bat with a ZING

Gunky Junket posted:

Was his name Bill Cosby?

Medieval Medic
Sep 8, 2011
ey babby u want sum fuk?

A Bad King
Jul 17, 2009


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
If I were there, I would do something. Maybe even tell him to "back off, buster," but with fists clenched and jaw tensed.

Torka
Jan 5, 2008

Preface, I'm a 19 year old man, and I'm straight. Some guy I met at the hostel was telling me about how he's a masseur specialising in "Turkish" massages, and offered me one. I thought "cool, sounds like an experience." Anyway so I'm butt naked and this guy just gives me a towel and I go face down on the bed. Eventually he starts giving me the worst massage ever. Just like moving my back around like nothing. It goes on for about 2 mins before he says I should turn over. So I do, silently. And the towel slides off but I'm too overwhelmed by nerves to do anything. So he's just, what I now realise was, just feeling me up. I'm, for the first time in my life, scared stiff. I didn't have the balls to tell him to back off because I thought he might just be really bad at massaging.

Wrong.

I notice he's grazing my balls a lot. And my dick. I was super flaccid for about the first 2 mins but it became impossible to hold back a boner.. This is where it gets bad. He straight up starts jacking me off and within a few seconds I'm done. He flips me over again, feels my back, and then spreads my buttcheeks and I feel his tongue.. Down there (I was screaming in my head). It was this point I realised I am a huge pussy and I can't tell somebody when to stop. I just closed my eyes and waited for it to be done. He flipped me over again and then starting licking my chest.. He then took his shirt off an that's when I said "okay I think I'm done."

I think I was just sexually drooled over. And since I didn't make it clear to him I wasn't into it, and even finished at one point, I don't think there was much illegal stuff happening. It seriously feels like a bad dream. I didn't realise how much of a pussy I was. I was actually just paralysed with confusion and fear.

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Wtf

the worst thing is
Oct 3, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Although when they are paralyzed with fear is actually probably the best time to rim their butthole i reckon

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW
I suddenly have insight as to why that gang of Turks beat up those US sailors.

Seaside Loafer
Feb 7, 2012

Waiting for a train, I needed a shit. You won't bee-lieve what happened next

Torka posted:

Preface, I'm a 19 year old man, and I'm straight. Some guy I met at the hostel was telling me about how he's a masseur specialising in "Turkish" massages, and offered me one. I thought "cool, sounds like an experience." Anyway so I'm butt naked and this guy just gives me a towel and I go face down on the bed. Eventually he starts giving me the worst massage ever. Just like moving my back around like nothing. It goes on for about 2 mins before he says I should turn over. So I do, silently. And the towel slides off but I'm too overwhelmed by nerves to do anything. So he's just, what I now realise was, just feeling me up. I'm, for the first time in my life, scared stiff. I didn't have the balls to tell him to back off because I thought he might just be really bad at massaging.

Wrong.

I notice he's grazing my balls a lot. And my dick. I was super flaccid for about the first 2 mins but it became impossible to hold back a boner.. This is where it gets bad. He straight up starts jacking me off and within a few seconds I'm done. He flips me over again, feels my back, and then spreads my buttcheeks and I feel his tongue.. Down there (I was screaming in my head). It was this point I realised I am a huge pussy and I can't tell somebody when to stop. I just closed my eyes and waited for it to be done. He flipped me over again and then starting licking my chest.. He then took his shirt off an that's when I said "okay I think I'm done."

I think I was just sexually drooled over. And since I didn't make it clear to him I wasn't into it, and even finished at one point, I don't think there was much illegal stuff happening. It seriously feels like a bad dream. I didn't realise how much of a pussy I was. I was actually just paralysed with confusion and fear.

keep going, im nearly done

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
what were you wearing to provoke him

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW

Nation posted:

what were you wearing to provoke him

I heard he was naked with candy. Indecent.

Gunky Junket
Oct 30, 2014

by Ralp

Torka posted:

Preface, I'm a 19 year old man, and I'm straight. Some guy I met at the hostel was telling me about how he's a masseur specialising in "Turkish" massages, and offered me one. I thought "cool, sounds like an experience." Anyway so I'm butt naked and this guy just gives me a towel and I go face down on the bed. Eventually he starts giving me the worst massage ever. Just like moving my back around like nothing. It goes on for about 2 mins before he says I should turn over. So I do, silently. And the towel slides off but I'm too overwhelmed by nerves to do anything. So he's just, what I now realise was, just feeling me up. I'm, for the first time in my life, scared stiff. I didn't have the balls to tell him to back off because I thought he might just be really bad at massaging.

Wrong.

I notice he's grazing my balls a lot. And my dick. I was super flaccid for about the first 2 mins but it became impossible to hold back a boner.. This is where it gets bad. He straight up starts jacking me off and within a few seconds I'm done. He flips me over again, feels my back, and then spreads my buttcheeks and I feel his tongue.. Down there (I was screaming in my head). It was this point I realised I am a huge pussy and I can't tell somebody when to stop. I just closed my eyes and waited for it to be done. He flipped me over again and then starting licking my chest.. He then took his shirt off an that's when I said "okay I think I'm done."

I think I was just sexually drooled over. And since I didn't make it clear to him I wasn't into it, and even finished at one point, I don't think there was much illegal stuff happening. It seriously feels like a bad dream. I didn't realise how much of a pussy I was. I was actually just paralysed with confusion and fear.

This is exactly the kind of Turkey story everyone should be telling while gathered at the table this Thanksgiving.

Seaside Loafer
Feb 7, 2012

Waiting for a train, I needed a shit. You won't bee-lieve what happened next

Nation posted:

what were you wearing to provoke him
she probably had her tits almost hanging out and wearing a really short skirt, its asking for it really isnt it

by the way i think Dr. Patricia McManus will be doing another open seminar on her subject "For a Feminism Without Feeling", the last one was great and i would encourage anyone in the area to come along. http://arts.brighton.ac.uk/study/history-art-design/events/for-a-feminism-without-feeling, if you email her she will give you the dates.

its great she wears a skimpy negligee and i swear i even saw some bush at one point

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
Who would want to sexually harass a goon girl when there's plenty of non fat disgusting hambeasts to grope

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Just going to guess that you're too ugly to sexually harass

bef
Mar 2, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo

Angry Fish posted:

If I were there, I would do something. Maybe even tell him to "back off, buster," but with fists clenched and jaw tensed.

Your avatar owns

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

would a reasonable person in the same position consider it sufficiently severe or pervasive to alter the conditions of employment and create an intimidating, hostile, or offensive working environment?

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib

RavenKrows posted:

just becuz i say hi to you doesn't mean i want to sleep with you

Actually ....

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concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
10 hours posting on the something awful forums

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