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          SURVIVOR SERIES 2014  Pre-Show Fandango vs. Justin Gabriel WINNER: Fandango Pre-Show Jack Swagger vs. Cesaro WINNER: Jack Swagger Fatal Four Way Tag Team Championship Match Goldust © & Stardust © vs. Jimmy Uso & Jey Uso vs. Diego & Fernando vs. The Miz & Damien Mizdow WINNER: Miz & Mizdow (NEW CHAMPS) Survivor Series Match Natalya, Naomi, Alicia Fox & Emma vs. Paige, Layla, Summer Rae & Cameron[/b] WINNER: Natalya, Naomi, Alicia Fox & Emma Grudge Match Dean Ambrose vs. Bray Wyatt WINNER: Bray Wyatt (DQ) Filler Match Adam Rose & The Bunny vs. Heath Slater & Titus O'Neil WINNER: Adam Rose & The Bunny WWE Divas Championship Match AJ Lee © vs. Nikki Bella WINNER: Nikki Bella Survivor Series Match AUTHORITY DISBANDS & LOSES POWER IF THEY LOSE Team Cena (John Cena, Dolph Ziggler, Big Show, Erick Rowan & Ryback) vs. Team Authority (Seth Rollins, Kane, Mark Henry, Rusev & Luke Harper) WINNER: Team Cena RAW REPORT HHH & Steph came out. They cut the promo about them losing last night. They got mad at the fans. After about 8 minutes Daniel Bryan came out. He YES'd in front of HHH & Steph. He YES'd with the crowd. We went to commercial. We come back and Bryan is still YESing. He announces he's in charge tonight! He called out the rest of the Authority. Time to book them all in matches!!! He starts with Rollins - says the WWE UNIVERSE is going to decide. 3 Options they have: TEAM A: Mark Henry & Luke Harper TEAM B: Mark Henry & Kane TEAM C: Jamie Noble & Joey Mercury He gave Kane a new title. He's now director of food and beverage. No longer Corporate Kane but Concessions Kane. Bryan I love you but we're 25 minutes into this show. Kane got a tub with food to carry around. Bryan says Rusev needs to be more patriotic. He gives him 2 options on what he can do tonight: He can defend his title against ~everyone~ in a battle royal tonight OR he can come into the ring with a giant AMERICAN FLAG and do the Pledge of Allegiance. He moves onto Luke Harper. He books him against "THE LUNATIC FRINGE" DEAN AMBROSE in a IC TITLE MATCH. LAST BUT NOT LEAST IS MARK HENRY. He books him against Ryback in a WRESTLEMANIA REMATCH from that WrestleMania a year or 2 back. Crowd is just dead at this point. Says the match is happening RIGHT NOW. No mention of Big Show who turned to join the Authority. Ryback immediately jumps Mark Henry and we go to commercial break 30 MINUTES INTO THE SHOW. MATCH 1: RYBACK VS. MARK HENRY We come back from commercial at 8:34 and Mark Henry is woozy and Ryback looks pumped! The bell rings at 8:34 and we finally have a match! Ryback gets an immediate jump on Henry, hits a lariat and wins. WINNER: Ryback via Pinfall (Lariat) [00:00:54] HHH & Steph are off the show but we still get segments with them! They're walking backstage and run into Vince. Steph says she's sorry she let him down. Vince isn't angry - he's disappointed. He ends up yelling at Steph when she says "sorry" again. They all leave in the same Limo. MATCH 2: INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH - LUKE HARPER © VS. DEAN AMBROSE As Ambrose comes down to the ring they just kinda mention that he's in a TLC with Wyatt at the next show. They start slow and Ambrose hits a dive at 2:30 and they go to commercial 5 seconds later. We come back and the fans are chanting for something going on outside the ring. Match starts to pick up at the 6:30 mark but never seems to get to a point where it's anything special. Luke Harper goes for a Superplex and gets knocked off. Ambrose hits a diving elbow to a standing Harper. Harper immediately gets up and hits a superkick. Ambrose htis the Jawbreaker Lariat. Harper leaves the ring, grabs his title and goes to leave - but Ambrose hits a dive. Dean Ambrose is literally shoved into the referee and he calls for a DQ. Horrible finish. I think they wanted you to think that the referee was trying to get Ambrose off of Harper but Ambrose threw the referee off - but Ambrose took a back bump so it just didn't look good at all. WINNER: Luke Harper via DQ (Referee Shove) [00:11:30] Airtime After the match Harper hits a boot - but Ambrose makes a quick comeback. Gets a chair and hits DIRTY DEEDS on it. Then he brings a ladder and then a table into the ring. Bray Wyatt jumps Ambrose, helping his old friend. He beats the hell out of him and poses as we go to commercial. When we come back we get the return of Santino Marella with a Masked & Shirtless LARRY THE CABLE GUY. Jingle All the Way 2. They do comedy. Goldust & Stardust come out. They scare Santino & Larry off and head towards the ring. MATCH 3: WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIPS MATCH - THE MIZ © & DAMIEN MIZDOW © VS. GOLDUST & STARDUST I'm sorry I just wasn't paying attention to most of this match because of the Ferguson stuff. gently caress everything. Miz got hurt and was being checked on by Doctors. Mizdow was on his own for the bulk of the match and fighting on his own. Miz ended up making a blind tag, hit his finish and won. WINNER: The Miz & Damien Mizdow via Pinfall (Skull Crushing Finale) [00:07:10] Kane is at a concession stand with food. A lady comes up to him and introduces herself as his manager. She's being really irrational. Kane is mad but doesn't say anything. Rusev is here and doesn't want to defend his title against the entire Roster. Doesn't want to perform the Pledge either - I don't blame him!!! Bryan gives Rusev another chance to perform the pledge and brings out SGT. SLAUGHTER to help supervise him. Rusev doesn't do anything. Sarge bullies Lana into doing it - but they leave before saying "The United States of America". Rusev backs Sarge into a corner. Sarge takes off his hat and suddenly JACK SWAGGER RUNS OUT TO FIGHT RUSEV AGAIN. He chases him off. Comedy with Kane, Santino & Larry the Cable Guy. Mustard got squirt all over Santino. MATCH 4: FANDANGO w/ Rosa Mendes VS. JUSTIN GABRIEL New Fandango reminds me of Alberto Del Rio. About 3 fans start chanting Fandangos old music - which I just now am realizing is dead now haha. Fans chant CM Punk. I agree. Fandango hits a leg drop and wins. WINNER: Fandango via Pinfall (Top Rope Legdrop) [00:01:47] Big Show is backstage and he's got a scowl on his face. Commercial. Big Show comes out after commercial. GIANT SMILE. Thumbs up. "I just wanted to come out here and make sure we're all cool!" he said. He's talking about how he just made a mistake! People make mistakes all the time! He starts fake-crying. He brings up the lovely lovely lovely storyline from last year when talking about how much he HATES The Authority. "I HAVE FEELINGS. I HAVE FEARS. I HAVE A FAMILY TO PROVIDE FOR!" He explains he thought his team would lose and he just PANICKED. Asks for forgiveness and the fans BOO him. He starts to get angry and won't accept the BOO. Says he's a good person. I WOULDN'T HAVE DONE WHAT I DID IF I COULD GO BACK! Guilts the fans by saying he's put his body on the line for 20 years. Fans chant YOU SOLD OUT. Big Show snaps. Yells at everyone. Wants respect. Erick Rowan comes out. Big Show calls him the UPSIDE DOWN SHEAMUS. Starts talking in baby voice saying he's so brave to come out without his "kitty cat"???? KFG tells me this is the Grumpy Cat doll from last week. Rowan takes off his sheep mask and grabs Big Shows mic. Says he doesn't like BULLIES and fights him. He throws lovely elbows and then does a hilarious spinkick. They yell at each other and Show flees to end the segment. Team ROH meets backstage. Dolph shows up. "I just asked my 1.4 million twitter followers to vote for you guys". Commercial. LIVE NEXT MONDAY: AUSTIN INTERVIEWS VINCE MCMAHON ON HIS PODCAST AFTER RAW. Brie & Nikki Bella are out. Brie is all smiles with her sister. She's wrestling tonight. AJ Lee comes out. Cuts a promo on Nikki & Brie and it's kinda bad. She said "Lesbihonest" at one point also. MATCH 5: BRIE BELLA VS. AJ LEE I don't know if Brie is in the process of turning heel or what. Sure seems like it but Nikki seems to be disrespecting her sister? Oh wait she cost AJ the win and interfered for her sister. WINNER: Brie Bella via Pinfall (Roll Up) [00:03:24] AJ cuts a promo on how they cheat. "Talent is not sexually transmitted" was how she ended this. Larry the Cable Guy & Santino on commentary. We're getting an ISW match. MATCH 6: ADAM ROSE & THE BUNNY VS. TYSON KIDD & NATALYA The bunny works over Tyson Kidd and humps in the direction of Natalya. Tyson Kidd hits it with a Solebutt and tags in Nattie. The bunny I think kissed her hand, so Tyson Kidd immediately tags back in and demands a kiss from her. Hot tag on Adam Rose. Hits a nice spinebuster for a 2. Bunny starts being an idiot and posing towards the party van - accidentally tripping Rose in the Process. Kidd gets a schoolboy and wins. WINNER: Tyson Kidd & Natalya via Pinfall (Schoolboy) [00:03:08] RYBACK IS CUTTING A PROMO ABOUT HOW THANKSGIVING IS SOON AND HE'S STARVING. RUN AWAY. WE'RE BACK FROM COMMERCIAL AND HE ASKS KANE FOR 2 CANS OF TUNA FISH, A PROTEIN SHAKE WITH EXTRA PROTEIN FOR THE BIG GUY AND A BIG BAG OF BEEF JERKY. Kane says they're out of that and throws him a hot dog. Ryback then destroys Kane - sandwiching him between the wall and register and spraying him with Ketchup & Mustard. Kane had attempted to fight back by throwing popcorn in his face - but it was just too much. "HEY KANE. YOU FORGOT YOUR NUTS... STUPID!!!" he says as he throws him a bag of peanuts. Cena & Dolph cut a promo. I didn't listen. Sorry. KungFu Grip: They said they did it for everyone in the back. Cena is proud of Dolph Thanks buddy. The results are in. KANE / MARK HENRY - 3% LUKE HARPER / MARK HENRY - 4% JOEY MERCURY & JAMIE NOBLE - 93% TEAM ROH IS HERE AND THEY'RE PUMPED. MATCH 7: JOHN CENA & DOLPH ZIGGLER VS. SETH ROLLINS, JAMIE NOBLE & JOEY MERCURY Jamie Noble starts out with John Cena. Cena leans over like Jerry Lawler vs. Andy Kaufman and Noble locks in a headlock. Mercury jumps in the ring and gets so excited that he attacks his own partner. We go to commercial. We come back from commercial and somehow Team Authority is in control. Dolph gets a hot tag and runs wild on Jamie Noble. They wrestle more and they start getting the heat on Ziggler. CENA gets a hot tag now and runs wild. Match breaks down. Ziggler & Cena hit finishers on Noble & Mercury at exact same time as Rollins splits. WINNER: John Cena & Dolph Ziggler via Pinfall (Zig Zag/Attitude Adjustment) [00:07:00] Afterwards Bryan throws Rollins into the ring and Rollins gets hit with an AA from Cena. WE GET THE IPHONE TEXT TONE AND THE ANONYMOUS RAW GM IS BACK. Cole does his schtick. He proclaims next Monday to be CYBER MONDAY and ORDER AND DISCIPLINE RETURNS. We get a million text tones and the lights flash on and off to end the show. I thought we established this was Hornswoggle? HulkaMatt fucked around with this message at 02:56 on Nov 27, 2014 |
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I've lived for this moment
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May not have been the best Raw. But it felt different enough for me actually like it. That's more than I could say about the last few months of shows.
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Nov 25, 2014 05:08
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That was a good RAW until the horrible end sequence. Larry the Cable Guy did fine.
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this is my favorite new part of the OP but if he's not on the show can we really be sure of his pants status #TheNewStreak
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Benign posted:I've lived for this moment The avatar and text really sells this.
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upside doiwn shaemious
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yidr_tSejvY
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"Order and Discipline" next week? one man:  /that's an order
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I hope Barrett spends his time as GM booking bad matches then laughing at the crowd.
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Nov 25, 2014 05:12
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I won't let you do this to yourself, WWE.
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Nov 25, 2014 05:12
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Good Raw. I wasn't watching during the Anonymous GM stuff so w/e. It's like a weekly show wanted me to tune in next week to see what happens!
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Nov 25, 2014 05:13
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That RAW wasn't perfect but it ruled.
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SyntheticPolygon posted:I hope Barrett spends his time at GM booking bad matches then laughing at the crowd. its a shoot
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Nov 25, 2014 05:14
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Mods please embed this gif into the background now that we know who has the real power. Also, Raw was a fun show and wasn't as awful as I thought. I might watch two in a row for the first time in a long time.
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Nov 25, 2014 05:15
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Of all the angles to rehash. How will they do this without heel cole? I thought the whole point of the angle the first time was to get heat on cole.
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Nov 25, 2014 05:16
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Please let it be Barrett and not actually the Anonymous GM again.
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Nov 25, 2014 05:16
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God, I hope we keep going through GMs. After the anonymous RAW GM, bring back Bischoff. And then Mike Adamle.
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Seth Rollins makes amazing faces.
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Nov 25, 2014 05:17
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We're only a few Raws away from the Christmas Raw! 
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Nov 25, 2014 05:18
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The end of that show would've been a million times better if they didn't do the e-mail received noise for a minute straight. Just that one change would've made it better. Also, wonder if Rollins will get a smidgeon of heat for saying "gently caress" right in front of the camera.
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DarkstarIV posted:God, I hope we keep going through GMs. After the anonymous RAW GM, bring back Bischoff. And then Mike Adamle. Now THIS idea owns.
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DarkstarIV posted:God, I hope we keep going through GMs. After the anonymous RAW GM, bring back Bischoff. And then Mike Adamle. This, but Heyman.
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Nov 25, 2014 05:19
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maybe it was just a one-off joke, guys please god let it be a joke
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Big Show's promo was the best part of the show other than maybe Lana
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Is Cole heel again? He seemed to be reveling in the E-Mails.
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NienNunb posted:Is Cole heel again? He seemed to be reveling in the E-Mails. Felt like more of a callback to me than a heel turn.
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Nov 25, 2014 05:23
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It's Sting. Sting has figured out computers. He doesn't even have to show up any more!
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will_colorado posted:"Order and Discipline" next week? Naw man, it's totally Del Wilkes. Maybe Stevie Richards.
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Nov 25, 2014 05:26
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Rusev owns
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Nov 25, 2014 05:26
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Fun Raw. I haven't watched one in a month and I'm glad I watched this. Fuckin' Hornswaggle though...
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Nov 25, 2014 05:26
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Are they actually doing a Cyber Monday in the style of the Cyber Tuesday PPV or is it just because it's the online shopping day thing
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Nov 25, 2014 05:28
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oatgan posted:
Pretty sure Hulkamatt is stalking Randy at this point
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DarkstarIV posted:God, I hope we keep going through GMs. After the anonymous RAW GM, bring back Bischoff. And then Mike Adamle. And then Brad Maddox
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Nov 25, 2014 05:29
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Bryan's back AND the anonymous GM is back? Guess I can start watching wrestling again 
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Sigma posted:And then Brad Maddox This but starting immediately and lasting until forever.
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Nov 25, 2014 05:31
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Cole got superkicked by Dolph after the show http://instagram.com/p/vzxxkykpBV/
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ayn rand hand job posted:Pretty sure Hulkamatt is stalking Randy at this point as well should be
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