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Not a lot happened in the NFL last week. UNLESS YOU COUNT loving EVERYTHING THE MOTHERFUCKING RAIDERS WON A (SORT OF) GODDAMN CHAMPIONSHIP Billy Cundiff kicked a game-winner as time expired Mike Smith sealed his fate with the worst time-out I've ever seen Steve Smith got to clown the Saints for one last time Josh Gordon still roasts bitches in his goddamn sleep The Panthers didn't lose a game Eric Berry may have lymphoma (  )Continue forth, NFL! What new horrors and delights await us this week? Here's my take on all this week's games! THANKSGIVING BITCHES! Bears-Lions- I hope turf isn't sugary because this week it's going to be mixing with Jay Cutler's blood! Eagles-Cowboys- Who could have guessed this is where these teams would be by now? Doesn't matter, because it's about time for the Cowboys to fall apart! 49ers-Seahawks- Both teams are mediocre this year. I don't hear anyone talking about noise records now though, which is nice. SUNDAY FUN-DAY! 1:00 PM Eastern/ 10:00 AM poo poo tier time zone Browns-Bills- Cleveland's first winning season in forever won't matter because their division is completely stacked this year! OH THE HORRIBLE IRONY Chargers-Ravens- Steve Smith gonna whoop up on the Chargers then cool off with a Cactus Cooler! It's the taste that refreshes! Bengals-Bucs- Bengals should win this, but who knows? Chaos is king this year! Panthers-Vikings- Will the Vikings be the team that actually murders Cam Newton on the field? Find out Sunday! Titans-Texans- Who the gently caress cares? (With apologies to intruder) Redskins-Colts- Number 1 overall vs. Number 2! Who knows how it will turn out? (Everyone) Saints-Steelers-I'm cheering for the end of all life on Earth! Raiders-Rams-The Rams will be looking to steal the NFL title belt from the now-win-having Raiders, who stole it on Thursday from the Chiefs 4(ish?) PM Eastern Games Falcons-Cardinals- The March to Pats-Packers- Super Bowl Preview, folks! Pats by 20 Sunday Night Football Broncos-Chiefs- I expect the chiefs to win by some bullshit Monday Night Football Dolphins-Jets- Who the gently caress thought this would be a good booking for Monday Night Football? Watch as Jon Gruden struggles to find something nice to say about each team's quarterback until he's completely lost interest in the game by the 3rd quarter! Alright, let's hear some hot takes from the rest of TFF! It's really loving late and I'm delirious! Is that really my dead grandmother talking to me or am I hallucinating? I don't know! My grandmother isn't dead! zimbomonkey fucked around with this message at 09:28 on Nov 25, 2014 |
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So glad Steve Smith got to sweep his entire former division.
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Nov 25, 2014 09:12
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Sweeping the NFC South in 2014: truly an impressive feat
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Nov 25, 2014 09:13
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Sour Diesel posted:So glad Steve Smith got to sweep his entire former division. I don't know if you've noticed, but that's not exactly an accomplishment this season.
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Nov 25, 2014 09:13
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I never said it was a challenge e: unless you're the Steelers
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Nov 25, 2014 09:16
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I hope the AFC standings don't change because right now the Chargers and Chiefs would be the wild cards and go to Cincinnati and Indianapolis respectively
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ROSS MY SALAD posted:I hope the AFC standings don't change because right now the Chargers and Chiefs would be the wild cards and go to Cincinnati and Indianapolis respectively and repeat the playoffs of last year? thus continuing a vicious cycle?
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What are you thankful for, TFF? I am thankful for the NFC South, for humor I am thankful for the AFC North, for humor, for the opposite reason I am thankful for the rest of the NFC, for a bunch of good teams I am thankful for the AFC, for parity for a playoff spot I am thankful for ODB for allowing us to witness that catch I am thankful for the Seahawks O-Line for allowing Russell Wilson to get sacked a bunch Thursday Spoeank fucked around with this message at 09:32 on Nov 25, 2014 |
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Nov 25, 2014 09:26
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LEGO Genetics posted:and repeat the playoffs of last year? thus continuing a vicious cycle? More proof the AFC sucks Oh boy the Patriots Steelers and Colts are winning again, how novel and fresh
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Nov 25, 2014 09:27
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gently caress that joe's gonna go super saiyan in the postseason again
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Nov 25, 2014 09:29
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17-2 bitches
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Nov 25, 2014 09:32
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CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD, BITCH
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Nov 25, 2014 09:45
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Sour Diesel posted:gently caress that joe's gonna go super saiyan in the postseason again 89 getting a ring would make me so happy.
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Nov 25, 2014 09:57
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Sour Diesel posted:I never said it was a challenge Or the loving Packers 
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Nov 25, 2014 12:28
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Look forward to the Patriots being crowned regular season champions with a solid win this week. The Giant's are out of the playoffs right? 
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Nov 25, 2014 13:03
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Weekly update
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Nov 25, 2014 13:56
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The Jets have 2 wins: Steelers and Oakland The Bucs have 2 wins: Steelers and Washington The Steelers can't beat teams that beat themselves.
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Nov 25, 2014 14:08
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This is where miami shows the world they are a different team than years past and obliterates a team clearly less talented than they are lol I'm kidding they lose by 10 All I wanted was to beat the broncos but watching Tannehill go toe to toe with manning was cool
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Nov 25, 2014 14:37
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If the Raiders were in the NFC south they could still win it.
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I want to say this Jets team has no chance, but who the hell knows with the East.
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Nov 25, 2014 15:06
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The AFC North is insane. That is all
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NC-17 posted:I want to say this Jets team has no chance, but who the hell knows with the East. I watched that team last night. They have no chance.
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The AFC North is pretty good but had the amazing fortune of drawing the NFC South this season, so there's a little bit of grade inflation here.
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Nov 25, 2014 15:23
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Sour Diesel posted:So glad Steve Smith got to sweep his entire former division. Steve Smith vs. NFC South Teams (4 games) 19 catches 405yd 4TD Steve Smith vs. Everyone Else (7 games) 34 catches 412yd 1TD
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Nov 25, 2014 15:51
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I think if GB beats NE, they win the NFCN without much difficulty.
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Nov 25, 2014 15:51
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Top Hats Monthly posted:I think if GB beats NE, they win the NFCN without much difficulty. New England is better than last year and when Blount Bosworth's Clay Matthews I am going to laugh my rear end off.
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LEGO Genetics posted:and repeat the playoffs of last year? thus continuing a vicious cycle? So my team would be in, and basically get a first round bye because lol Cincinnati. Also I'd rather go to Foxboro than Denver in the second round
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Top Hats Monthly posted:I think if GB beats NE, they win the NFCN without much difficulty. That's a real big if. I expect Week 17 vsDET will be for the division title - the Packers just match up too poorly against the Pats this season. Nobody could cover Jimmy Graham (the CBs weren't healthy that game, but that wasn't the problem with Graham) and nobody's going to be able to cover Gronk, meanwhile Revis will limit Jordy and they'll probably double Cobb even when he's lined up in the slot. I guess if Davante Adams has a breakout game (he regressed in a big way last week, not sure what the heck was up) that could turn the tables, or if Clay and Peppers have a monster game rushing Brady (wonder if Jones and Perry will be healthy this week). Or if Jeff Janis has been inactive because he's a first-gen supermutant and they've been waiting until now to reveal it.
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Mel Mudkiper posted:The AFC North is insane. I'm pretty sure if: -The Steelers split with the Bengals -Bengals beat the Browns Week 15 -Browns beat the Ravens Week 17 -Every team wins every other game then last place in the division is the 11-5 Browns
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I think the Chargers have the toughest remaining schedule in the league, at least for a team that is playoff-relevant. Their remaining opponents have a combined record of 38-17.
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Cavauro posted:I think the Chargers have the toughest remaining schedule in the league, at least for a team that is playoff-relevant. Their remaining opponents have a combined record of 38-17. December Chargers Bullshit is a real force. Only Brady has a better active record in December
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Gumbel2Gumbel posted:New England is better than last year and when Blount Bosworth's Clay Matthews I am going to laugh my rear end off. lol if u think Blount is half as good as Bo
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zimbomonkey posted:
You forgot Giants/Jaguars, but I can't really blame you Also 10am football owns bones
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Top Hats Monthly posted:lol if u think Blount is half as good as Bo that is mos def what he is saying
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Patriots - Packers is going to loving own.
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zimbomonkey posted:Titans-Texans- Who the gently caress cares? (With apologies to intruder) No, no, I understand completely  Man it was cool playing relevant games on into December for those couple years
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Kalli posted:Patriots - Packers is going to loving own. It's going to be a horrible laugher, like literally every single GAME OF THE CENTURY turns out to be, Tom Brady is going tomorrow three interceptions, one of which will have first bounced off his receivers hands, and Green Bay will win 17-10.
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Big Ol Marsh Pussy posted:I'm pretty sure if: I mean, on one hand, I want to believe we are a juggernaut division who all pathetic mortals must fear On the other hand, we are playing the AFC and NFC South this season.
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