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Spoeank posted:10 AM football is as God intended. When you get up at 4am to watch Mike Shula and Ron Rivera throw away a game against the falcons on a motherfucking monday then you can complain. seiferguy posted:There's two really good games that are going to be on Thanksgiving. Lions / Bears might be good if the Bears make it competitive, but I'm really looking forward to Eagles / Cowboys and then my blood pressure will spike for the Hawks / 9ers game. What are the chances the script gets flipped and Cowboys Eagles ends up some 13 to 9 defensive bullshit and 49ers / Hawks ends up 35 to 31 shootout.
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“That was the most amazing play I’ve ever seen on a football field,” said eight-year veteran Joe Thomas. “It was like David vs. Goliath. It was the greatest kick returner of all-time versus slow, fat, left guard, rookie.”
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Nov 25, 2014 22:18
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News: A press conference as mandated by the league. Views: What a couple of jerks. The league is doin their very best and is run by some great people. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLbv4_TpsL8 Schwack fucked around with this message at 22:22 on Nov 25, 2014 |
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Nov 25, 2014 22:20
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N: Texans' J.J. Watt has pizza delivered to Houston police officers V: timing
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Nov 25, 2014 22:26
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Flacco is a dick and likes to make fun of how tiny Forsett is
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Nov 25, 2014 22:31
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Hmmm, interesting. Didn't think you could find a sack in a Papa Johns.
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Nov 25, 2014 22:33
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N: Broncos signed kicker Connor Barth. V: adios McManus! 
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Schwack posted:News: A press conference as mandated by the league. this needs to be embedded because this poo poo is the best goddamn presser i've seen in gently caress knows how long https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLbv4_TpsL8 tl;dr - suck my dick, goodell *drops mic*
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Nov 25, 2014 22:45
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Fined $100,000.
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I don't think this has been posted. Some light reading for Tuesday. The 15 Worst Owners in Sports
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Christ Pseudoscientist posted:Fined $100,000. worth every god drat penny
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Homestar Runner posted:N: Broncos signed kicker Connor Barth. Why did they cut Prater again
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ROSS MY SALAD posted:Why did they cut Prater again Horseface is cheap
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ROSS MY SALAD posted:Why did they cut Prater again Cost. Guy got suspended, new kicker was working, saves a million on the cap they could spend on a real player. Oops, new kicker sucks now. Whoops.
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Dirt Worshipper posted:I don't think this has been posted. Some light reading for Tuesday.
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Kalli posted:Cost. Guy got suspended, new kicker was working, saves a million on the cap they could spend on a real player.
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Dirt Worshipper posted:I don't think this has been posted. Some light reading for Tuesday. Hahah it kinda owns not seeing our owner on there
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Blitz7x posted:Hahah it kinda owns not seeing our owner on there It's not called the "15 Worst Haircuts in Sports" list.
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Blitz7x posted:Hahah it kinda owns not seeing our owner on there Hell, I don't even know if he'd make a 'worst owners who were kids of ridiculously cool owners' list.
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Dirt Worshipper posted:I don't think this has been posted. Some light reading for Tuesday. How the gently caress is Jimmy Haslam ahead of Mike Brown?
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INSPECTAH DECK posted:Another kicker who sucks is Matt Prater. I would have appreciated it if he would have sucked more while he was with Denver.
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I think this was posted in the sportswriting thread in SAS, but belongs here as well (if I missed it sorry) about Priest Holmes' life after football by Joe Posnanski: http://sportsworld.nbcsports.com/priest-holmes-real-life-or-fantasy/quote:Priest Holmes talks to himself while he waits. Talks to himself. “Come on arms,” he whispers to his arms. “I’m bigger than this injury,” he says to his mind. “I’m stronger than what’s happening to me,” he says to his body. When the feeling comes back, it comes slowly, a few centimeters of life prickling at a time, and once all feeling returns he gingerly gets out of bed. There is no more sleeping this night.
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wheez the roux posted:this needs to be embedded because this poo poo is the best goddamn presser i've seen in gently caress knows how long I can see why people keep joking that I am Richard Sherman.  Sounds pretty hypocritical.
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wheez the roux posted:this needs to be embedded because this poo poo is the best goddamn presser i've seen in gently caress knows how long This severely owns
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wheez the roux posted:this needs to be embedded because this poo poo is the best goddamn presser i've seen in gently caress knows how long This soothes me
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wheez the roux posted:this needs to be embedded because this poo poo is the best goddamn presser i've seen in gently caress knows how long N: Speaking of dudes who shouldn't talk to the media, Riley Cooper said a dumb thing V: Racism is bad
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INSPECTAH DECK posted:Another kicker who sucks is Matt Prater. SIGN ANDREW FURNEY
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Sour Diesel posted:This severely owns ESPN was melting down over it, it's just so gosh-darn disrespectful and immature that classless hoodlum!! and predicting either a gigantic fine ($100k+) and even brought up suspension lmao if the NFL suspends him even a quarter for this that will back fire so goddamn hard right. right now is the perfect timing to do this while the league's credibility is still in the toilet
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Jerrah might be one of the worst 15 GMs but he surely isn't one of the 15 worst owners.
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wheez the roux posted:ESPN was melting down over it, it's just so gosh-darn disrespectful and immature that classless hoodlum!! and predicting either a gigantic fine ($100k+) and even brought up suspension lmao Wonder what the fine would be for wearing Beats By Dre socks or sleeves or something.
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Schwack posted:News: A press conference as mandated by the league. Transcript for those who don't like to spend time watching: TRANSCRIPT: (Removed: A few seconds of banter before the “skit” got under way.) Sherman: “You know, the other day, Marshawn Lynch got fined $100,000. Did you know that? $100,000. And it’s like, they wouldn’t have even paid him $100,000 if he had talked, if he had spoken. Doug, do you think they would have paid him $100,000?” Baldwin: “No, they sure wouldn’t have!” Sherman: “Jeez, Louise. But you know who does pay me a lot of money? Beats by Dre, the wonderful headphones that I wear.” Baldwin: “I like those headphones.” Sherman: “But the league doesn’t let me say anything about them. Doug, why is that?” Baldwin: “I don’t know. Sounds kind of hypocritical to me.” Sherman: “Yeah, sounds a little bit hypocritical! It seems like we’re in a league where they say: ‘Players, you know, you don’t endorse any alcohol. Please don’t endorse alcohol; no DUIs please.’ But yet, a beer sponsor is their biggest sponsor! Doug, how do you feel about that?” Baldwin: “Like I said: Sounds very hypocritical.” Sherman: “Yeah, it’s interesting. It’s very, very interesting. It’s crazy. But, you know, in this offseason, you have a good time. You get to wear Neff shades, you get to wear Neff beanies, you get to eat some Campbell’s Soup. My girl was sick this week; she got some Campbell’s Soup in her and, you know, that’s always good. So kids, when you get sick, be sure to get your Campbell’s Soup in you. It’s always a great deal, very healthy, very good for you. Chicken noodle soup around this time — it’s flu season.” Baldwin: “Speaking of health, how do you feel about the NFL making me play two games in five days?” Sherman: “Oh my god! Jeez! I almost didn’t realize that, because they’ve been talking about player safety so much. And it’s like, two games in five days doesn’t seem like you care about player safety. It’s a little bit much for me. “But Doug, you look pretty healthy. You look like you’ve been having a good time. You look like you’ve been eating good. What kind of sandwiches have you been having?” Baldwin: “You know, I like to eat fresh, so I eat my Subway. And I also like to wash my Subway down with a bottle of Martinelli’s.” Sherman: “Oh my god, Martinelli’s? Sounds like a great beverage! “It’s fun. It’s fun to use your time in the NFL to speak about something you care about, right? Right? Because then you don’t get fined $100,000. You don’t get fined at all for this. This is how they want us to talk, right? This is what they want us to do: They want us to advertise, right Doug?” Baldwin: “Sounds about right to me!” Sherman: “Alright! Gotta make some money. Gotta not get fined. Anybody got any questions?” Baldwin: “Nope, I don’t think so!” Sherman: “Alright!” Baldwin (to media): “Have a good day.” Sherman (to media): “Thank you.”
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Dirt Worshipper posted:I don't think this has been posted. Some light reading for Tuesday. At least #1 was well deserved.
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gohuskies posted:Transcript for those who don't like to spend time watching: I wonder how hard they had to work to make sure Pete Carroll didn't bust in with "And now let's talk about the melting point of steel and how hot jet fuel burns!"
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You forgot to mention that "Baldwin" is a cardboard cutout of Baldwin next to Sherman that he's talking to, and Baldwin himself is ducking behind and holding up his own cutoutzimbomonkey posted:I wonder how hard they had to work to make sure Pete Carroll didn't bust in with "And now let's talk about the melting point of steel and how hot jet fuel burns!" my only knock on it is that he didn't do the SB MVP "9/11 was an inside job" mic hit-and-run
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wheez the roux posted:ESPN was melting down over it, it's just so gosh-darn disrespectful and immature that classless hoodlum!! and predicting either a gigantic fine ($100k+) and even brought up suspension lmao ESPN should stop showing it if they are going to be carrying the NFL's water ( again )
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I was watching ESPN while the Sherman interview was being played and you can just see these middle aged white men steaming out of their ears. He's right about everything too, which they don't want to talk about, just about how he's being disrespectful to the NFL.
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Schwack posted:News: A press conference as mandated by the league. Richard Sherman is the real mvp
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