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Moose King
Nov 5, 2009

Stalins Moustache posted:

so the middle of the great USA is basically heroin, crack and crystal meth country? kinda stupid but looking at google maps i see nothing but farmlands and small towns. what can you actually do there?

There is nothing to do here, everything between the east coast and the Rockies is a vast expanse of farms and wilderness with the occasional tiny dystopian shithole town.

The young people spend their time doing meth and driving pickup trucks through mud for the sole purpose of having a truck covered in mud. When the rain washes the mud off, they do it again. The old women come up with ways to politely insinuate that everyone who doesn't attend all five 10:00AM Bible study classes a week is going to hell. The old men spend their days drinking in their favorite recliner, half-watching Law and Order reruns.

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