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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

just said her shoes were cool and she got all protective-clingy to her boyfriend and scowled at me jeeeesus

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Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
you loving raped her man there was no consent you loving pig

Stalins Moustache
Dec 31, 2012

~~**I'm Italian!**~~
chill down tarantino

Vorik
Mar 27, 2014

how ugly are you?

George Zimmer
Jun 28, 2008
Just stop talking to people OP

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Vorik posted:

how ugly are you?

im gay

Kosher Pickup Line
Jan 10, 2008

Hair Elf
Be honest op, that was her dad and she was 3 years old.

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
So it looks like "Nice shoes, wanna gently caress?" doesnt quite work as planned

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
on a scale from quasimodo to hugh grant, how ugly are you?

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


OP is overweight.

Tuxedo Gin
May 21, 2003

Classy.

op you completely misunderstand the meaning of "girls like compliments"

that's just a shortening of the full phrase "girls like compliments from attractive and charming guys"

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Oh, poo poo. It's 'compliments'?!

I've been giving girls little packets of ketchup and mustard for years...

Viridiant
Nov 7, 2009

Big PP Energy
She hated those shoes. She was wearing them because she lost a bet. Nice job showing off your terrible sense of fashion, OP.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


people actually don't like being bothered by strangers, and even if they knew you and hated your guts I doubt it would have gone so poorly.

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

try learning magic tricks op, everyone loves a little mysterious slight of hand (even from a stranger)

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
why didn't you kill her bf?

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
sounds pretty beta to me

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
sounds like shoulda stolen those shoes and hosed THEM if you thought they were so hot OP

Simstim
Mar 16, 2005

You just gave me a great idea buddy.

Noyemi K posted:

sounds like shoulda stolen those shoes and hosed THEM if you thought they were so hot OP

toast to the golden lotus is cultural appropriation and problematic

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
A gas station clerk said he'd never "seen tights like that before" to my gf and it was real scheezy cause like, who the heck hasn't seen tights

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

Marvin Freeman posted:

Be honest op, that was her dad and she was 3 years old.

lol

open container
Sep 16, 2008
gently caress that bitch anyway op why even give it a second thought

Fuck da Mods
Jun 27, 2013

fina get poz'd? :cabot: :gizz: :baby:

open container posted:

gently caress that bitch anyway op why even give it a second thought

bro she's only 3

Reign Of Pain
May 1, 2005

Nap Ghost
I told this chick at the bar the other night she had a cool skull shirt on and she didn't even suck my dick. v:shobon:v

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747
what kinda shoes were they op?!?!?!

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*

Dongattack posted:

what kinda shoes were they op?!?!?!

how come you get a serif font?!!?!?!

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747

Noyemi K posted:

how come you get a serif font?!!?!?!

im special~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
special ed is more like it :rolleyes:

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747

Noyemi K posted:

special ed is more like it :rolleyes:

i cant remember what you quoted, its all wing dings to me :buddy:

return0
Apr 11, 2007

Gaunab posted:

on a scale from quasimodo to hugh grant, how ugly are you?

nice hugh grant crush ha!

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
Post the shoes op
This is a lawyer

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
does it ever?

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
a girl wants to suck my peen but she lives in houston and i dont want to travel to the poo poo state of texas

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747

Top City Homo posted:

a girl wants to suck my peen but she lives in houston and i dont want to travel to the poo poo state of texas

also you are a homo??

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Dongattack posted:

also you are a homo??

a homo sapien lol


im gay

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION
i had a fat girl compliment me once so i immediately mentioned my gf, i suspect this was the same thing op and you are actually just a very fat man with unappealing features

eternalname
Nov 25, 2014

I have a strange feeling...that people are having sex...and it's not with me
whats the male equivalent of a fat girl

putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

Top City Homo posted:

a girl wants to suck my peen but she lives in houston and i dont want to travel to the poo poo state of texas

how do you know this girl from houston texas wants to suck your peen

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Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747

Top City Homo posted:

a homo sapien lol


im gay

im homo for sapien

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