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What would your death row final meal be?
This poll is closed.
Five Guys 23 17.04%
Sushi and Cheesecake 17 12.59%
Mom's cooking 17 12.59%
Grandmas cooking (same as moms but more food) 8 5.93%
Pork steak, Alfredo, Jessica Alba's thighs 24 17.78%
Mom's Spaghetti, so when the time comes I'm calm and ready. 27 20.00%
Double double animal style fries, and a vanilla shake. 19 14.07%
Total: 135 votes
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PixieDreamGirl
Apr 29, 2014

2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie
I know it's a little juvenile but I would love like 3 servings of Cheeseburger Macaroni Hamburger Helper. And then a chocolate sundae and an slice of apple pie.

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



vag

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



mom à la microwave

RevolverReach
Nov 21, 2014
Bleach.

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax
I big bottle of hot sauce, 4 McChickens and 4 McDoubles

Dongattack
Dec 20, 2006

by Cyrano4747
4 giant bottles of Coca Cola Zero, then when walking the long mile i would furiously shake myself and explode in a carbonated frenzy once i entered the ~death room~

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
A big helping of spotted dick

Noyemi K
Dec 9, 2012

youll always be so sleepy when youre this tiny *plompf*
A quarter pound burger and maybe some poutine.

I wouldn't have the urge to vomit it later because I'd be dying anyway.

BONE DOG
Jun 7, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
gnocchi with rose sauce
greek salad
porterhouse steak
king crab legs

YourHealthyColon
Nov 21, 2013
a cake with a gun + a skeleton key inside

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

gas

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Dongattack posted:

4 giant bottles of Coca Cola Zero, then when walking the long mile i would furiously shake myself and explode in a carbonated frenzy once i entered the ~death room~

would pay to watch

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender
Can you request to eat people?

PixieDreamGirl
Apr 29, 2014

2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

Tenzarin posted:

Can you request to eat people?

Five Guys is already on the poll so yes.

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot
poop and pee

God Of Paradise
Jan 23, 2012
You know, I'd be less worried about my 16 year old daughter dating a successful 40 year old cartoonist than dating a 16 year old loser.

I mean, Jesus, kid, at least date a motherfucker with abortion money and house to have sex at where your mother and I don't have to hear it. Also, if he treats her poorly, boom, that asshole's gonna catch a statch charge.

Please, John K. Date my daughter... Save her from dating smelly dropouts who wanna-be Soundcloud rappers.
Yer mama's rear end. OH!

The Dice man is on fire tonight.

Gumdrop Larry
Jul 30, 2006

One of those five pound bags of sour gummy worms

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



you op ;)

Irrational Bees
Nov 2, 2013

by Lowtax

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
probably a big ol' plate of indian: lamb vindaloo, tikka masala, garlic naan, saag paneer, molai kofta, etc. i'll be so full that ill explode like in se7en before they can kill me :twisted:

eternalname
Nov 25, 2014

I have a strange feeling...that people are having sex...and it's not with me
sugar free gummy bears and diuretics

PixieDreamGirl
Apr 29, 2014

2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

Noyemi K posted:

A quarter pound burger and maybe some poutine.

I wouldn't have the urge to vomit it later because I'd be dying anyway.
Exactly why I chose mine. I don't care if I throw up.

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
It's probably a good idea to try to induce diarrhea so they have to clean up the mess after you're dead as one final troll. Maybe Indian food would be good

Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine
ur moms pussy oh wait that's every night

eternalname
Nov 25, 2014

I have a strange feeling...that people are having sex...and it's not with me
blazin wings from buff wi wis

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005
papa murphey's

Bruiser
Apr 4, 2007

by Shine

Poetic Justice posted:

papa murpheys

u see that new commercial where the hubby and wife are settling in for pizza and a movie and you just loving know that she's going to sigh loudly as she waddles to the bathroom to avoid leaking cum all over the new carpet while he checks emails on his phone after sex

Umph
Apr 26, 2008

A cake with a knive in it, I would then carefully climb to safety, taking a new name I would live out my years in a new city and never worry.

1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 16, 2013

EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE
I chose, but I keep on forgetting what I wrote down.

Tardcore
Jan 24, 2011

Not cool enough for the Spider-man club.
Has anyone said dick yet?

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

a pound of rice cooked in dr. pepper instead of water

PixieDreamGirl
Apr 29, 2014

2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

a pound of rice cooked in dr. pepper instead of water

woah, how does that taste? I want try but can't find any recipes

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
Dicks

Cause im gay

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

PixieDreamGirl posted:

woah, how does that taste? I want try but can't find any recipes

i've never tried I just thought it wld be good

AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope
A fortune cookie

Doppelganger
Oct 11, 2002

Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger
8 liters of Code Red and a dozen J-Bakes.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
The flesh of my captors.

Mameluke
Aug 2, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
ten litres of water so when they fried me i'd splay and sizzle all over the governor

circ dick soleil
Sep 27, 2012

by zen death robot

Baba Ganoush posted:

It's probably a good idea to try to induce diarrhea so they have to clean up the mess after you're dead as one final troll. Maybe Indian food would be good

a 5 lb. bag of haribo sugarless gummy bears

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Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
just a gently caress-ton of black flies

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