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| Five Guys |
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23 | 17.04% |
| Sushi and Cheesecake |
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17 | 12.59% |
| Mom's cooking |
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17 | 12.59% |
| Grandmas cooking (same as moms but more food) |
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8 | 5.93% |
| Pork steak, Alfredo, Jessica Alba's thighs |
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24 | 17.78% |
| Mom's Spaghetti, so when the time comes I'm calm and ready. |
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27 | 20.00% |
| Double double animal style fries, and a vanilla shake. |
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19 | 14.07% |
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one hundred kilos of human male feces
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Nov 25, 2014 22:17
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PixieDreamGirl posted:I know it's a little juvenile but I would love like 3 servings of Cheeseburger Macaroni Hamburger Helper. And then a chocolate sundae and an slice of apple pie. id ask for cyanide because gently caress this stupid lethal injection bullshit
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Nov 25, 2014 22:17
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Pleased to note I'm not the only goon who hates mom's cooking.
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Nov 25, 2014 22:22
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Diet coke and mentos
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Nov 25, 2014 22:33
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one of everything from the taco bell menu and a gallon of mountain dew baja blast
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Nov 25, 2014 22:36
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Tuxedo Gin posted:one of everything from the taco bell menu and a gallon of mountain dew baja blast good idea you will make enough methane to either die or blow up your prison cell
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Nov 25, 2014 22:39
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Doppelganger posted:8 liters of Code Red and a dozen J-Bakes. I love code red! Don't know what jbakes are
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Nov 25, 2014 22:44
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Fugu
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Nov 25, 2014 22:44
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ethanol posted:mom à la microwave
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Nov 25, 2014 22:44
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Top City Homo posted:good idea that'd b a p bad rear end way to die. maybe take out a few prison guards? 
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Nov 25, 2014 22:44
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Xaris posted:that'd b a p bad rear end way to die. maybe take out a few prison guards? It's a win win if you ask me.
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Nov 25, 2014 22:46
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Anime. I was convicted of horrible crimes and I'm about to die, so any sense of shame seems unnecessary at that point. The average time on death row is 15 years, so I'm sure it'll be edible as well as hugely depraved by then.
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Nov 25, 2014 22:54
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potassium chloride
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Nov 25, 2014 22:54
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DIY Fugu sushi. See you fucks in hell!
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Nov 25, 2014 22:56
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generative grammer posted:one hundred kilos of human male feces this would be good because legally they have to give you whatever you ask for. all the male prison staff just angrily pooing in a huge pile, grumbling about how you got one last laugh on them. this is also why you should ask for a steak cut from the loch ness monster because they have to keep delaying your execution while they look for it so you either die of old age or hatch a brilliant escape plan!
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Nov 25, 2014 22:56
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bunch of indian food, two double doubles, two plates of poutine, choc fudge shake something like that. do you get a timelimit on eating this? i'd just sit there, eat as much as i could, pause, eat more. as someone else said who gives a poo poo if you throw up, you're gonna die anyway. might as well gorge yourself stupid.
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Nov 25, 2014 23:03
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my shorts
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Nov 25, 2014 23:26
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Death row inmates no longer get to choose their last meal. Thanks Obama
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Nov 25, 2014 23:32
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copious amounts of ex-lax
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Nov 25, 2014 23:34
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A giant barrel of pussy
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Nov 25, 2014 23:39
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Top City Homo posted:id ask for cyanide because gently caress this stupid lethal injection bullshit same you can't fire me I quit!
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Nov 25, 2014 23:50
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I would ask for Olive Garden's endless pasta special. That way I can just keep eating and they won't be able to kill me
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Nov 26, 2014 00:17
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read as Three Olives endless pasta special
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Nov 26, 2014 00:25
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Fried chicken breast, leg, and wing 2 BBQ ribs cornbread with honey coleslaw pint of cherry Garcia chocolate chip cookies with walnuts
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Nov 26, 2014 00:31
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eternalname posted:blazin wings from buff wi wis
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Nov 26, 2014 00:38
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all these goons disrespecting moms cooking what kind of people are you
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Nov 26, 2014 00:44
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:all these goons disrespecting moms cooking what kind of people are you I voted for sushi and cheesecake but it's mom's sushi and cheesecake
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Nov 26, 2014 00:49
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:all these goons disrespecting moms cooking what kind of people are you my mom is not a great cook
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Nov 26, 2014 00:50
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doobie dog piled high
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Nov 26, 2014 00:52
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PyPy posted:Death row inmates no longer get to choose their last meal. Thanks Obama *Thanks Michelle Obama
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Nov 26, 2014 00:53
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death row is the label that pays me
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Nov 26, 2014 01:04
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I'd probably just say burger and fries or some poo poo because I'd be p sad that I was on my way to die
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Nov 26, 2014 01:19
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Taco Bell.
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Nov 26, 2014 01:29
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10 pounds of raw tofu with a side of soy.
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Nov 26, 2014 01:30
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they don't really let you have whatever you want, anyone about to get fried is basically not human anyway. I'd get a pack of Tums.
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Nov 26, 2014 01:31
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i bet you could get a burger though
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Nov 26, 2014 01:35
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redshirt posted:10 pounds of raw tofu with a side of soy. It's nice to see you posting again redshirt
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Nov 26, 2014 01:39
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a kinder surprise, a can of jolt cola and some buckyballs
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Nov 26, 2014 01:43
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FordPRefectLL posted:a kinder surprise, a can of jolt cola and some buckyballs alright cool it down there, McGuyver.
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Nov 26, 2014 01:44
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PixieDreamGirl posted:It's nice to see you posting again redshirt Who are you? I've lost track of everything.
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Nov 26, 2014 01:44
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