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spooky girlfriend
Oct 21, 2014

Jst0rm posted:

$1000 = permaban a mod.

Do this Lowtax because I want to see if anyone actually gets angry enough to waste $1000 on it.

You can disband the policy after the first casualty.

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Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

should be called Something Au-ful

come on you fuckers laugh at this, i didnt spend four years in college failing chemistry for this

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011

Cursed Lumberjack posted:

come on you fuckers laugh at this, i didnt spend four years in college failing chemistry for this

gently caress u

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
hey lets keep SA the way it is. if u want gold and hats and poo poo u can join reddit?

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

Waroduce posted:

hey lets keep SA the way it is.

dead to a dying world

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

Waroduce posted:

hey lets keep SA the way it is. if u want gold and hats and poo poo u can join reddit?

well, if you want gold and hats, join reddit. if you like poo poo, make sure to stay here

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
an e-bay style auction where the winner gets to be a site wide mod for a week

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Lowtax posted:

FORUM HATS!!!

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
Ultimate mod challenge: Must pay $10 to compete, all competitors go through a series of increasingly embarrassing mod challenges. Last man standing becomes new mod.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
rising increment payments where you can shut down FYAD for a day. The first time some one buys it, it costs one dollar, then 2 dollars, then 4 dollars, then 8, ect ect

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
pay $100 for a fart .wav to play everytime someone mouses over your post.

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
Pay to imbed music into a thread.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
wheres my loving hat :kratos:

SurfinArbiter
Jul 3, 2013

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:20bux: to gas a thread

or pay money to unstick a thread

naem
May 29, 2011

Let people buy sept 11, 2001 reg dates again

krampster2
Jun 26, 2014

The op buys an av

Cursed Lumberjack
Nov 14, 2006
A rather unfortunate logger indeed.

naem posted:

Let people buy sept 11, 2001 reg dates again

holocaust regdates?

like you pick it and it generates a random date for you within an interval around ww2

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Charge people $5 every time they post nothing more than "i'm gay"

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

im gay

Donovan Trip
Jan 6, 2007
Lowtax could probably just beg on gofundme and raise 200k. Real talk

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh



and boom, Lowertax can get dessert with his dinner tonight

Dr. Snuggles
Dec 3, 2012

Tbh some of us (Pick) use this website more than others and I feel that I am unfairly subsidizing picks posting. Unless some kind of fee by post usage is enabled were basically instituting a forced welfare state of posting.
Forum pets that level up as you give Lowtax money donations.

5$ dice rolls for rare pets 8/9 are poo poo and 1/9 is really cool.

Webcam shows of best posters doing their thang. + Tokens

Rip off Bejeweled and call it Something Clash of Awful Saga.

SurfinArbiter
Jul 3, 2013

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Trip Daddy X posted:

Charge people $5 every time they post nothing more than "i'm gay"

also empty quoting

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

SurfinArbiter posted:

also empty quoting

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

make unhideable signatures buyable at $1 per 10px height

tote up a bags
Jun 8, 2006

die stoats die

meme credits. $5 for a im gay post, $3 for cuck, $1 for tane. posting these words without a credit is bannable.

*note i invented this idea so i get infinite credits for free

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Aferisan posted:

5$ dice rolls
Forget about the pets and just implement widely diverging effects for the possible dice rolls.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

$0.50 to make a post with a different background color

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


I can hear LowTaxes now, reading this thread, furiously tapping away on a calculator, then whispering under his breath, "holy poo poo...."

Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Sombrerotron posted:

Forget about the pets and just implement widely diverging effects for the possible dice rolls.

1 in 1000000 chance of rolling being the new site owner.

Spiderjelly
Aug 22, 2006

Sign of evil.
How about a kickstarter where we give him all our christmas money?

SurfinArbiter
Jul 3, 2013

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a hole-y ghost posted:

$0.50 to make a post with a different background color

1$ to use comic sans

1gnoirents
Jun 28, 2014

hello :)
i dont think there are financial issues with this website lol. i think having an office for somethingawful.com is a perfect waste of money so , having grown up a little, he got rid of it

SurfinArbiter
Jul 3, 2013

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can we also have wavy text like runescape?

Spiderjelly
Aug 22, 2006

Sign of evil.

SurfinArbiter posted:

1$ to use comic sans

$1 per post in BYOB? I dunno. That could add up pretty quick.

FreshCutFries
Sep 15, 2007

SurfinArbiter posted:

1$ to use comic sans

$2 to force someone's view to be ALL comic sans (5 for wingdings)

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


1gnoirents posted:

i dont think there are financial issues with this website lol. i think having an office for somethingawful.com is a perfect waste of money so , having grown up a little, he got rid of it

He got rid of the office?

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
something sensitive to charge 10 dollars per registration donating half of the proceeds to Lowtax as a referral bonus.

SurfinArbiter
Jul 3, 2013

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can we get a delivery service where we pay whatever and get chickencheese delivered to our doors?

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The Monkey Man
Jun 10, 2012

HERD U WERE TALKIN SHIT
Microtransactions required for literally everything.

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