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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > Ways to monetize the forums
 
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Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

 Pay $10 to rename someone else's thread.

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

ability to pay money to ban someone else
$50 to ban a random goon. Maybe you'll end up banning yourself! The excitement never ends !!

Waltzing Along posted:

Charge per month. Just a dollar. I think most people would pay $20 a year to stay (bans would only cost $1 to resub.)
This is a reasonable idea and therefore will never gain popular acceptance.

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Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Aferisan posted:

5$ dice rolls
Forget about the pets and just implement widely diverging effects for the possible dice rolls.

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Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

 $5 to replace a post with fart.wav

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Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

spud posted:

Pay $5 to get rid of that loving giant old lady floating around my screen.
Pay $10 to inflict a flock of flying giant old ladies on someone else.

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Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

 Pay $5 to get some random TV theme to play each time you make a post for the next 20 posts or summat.

Robo Reagan posted:

Yeah goons are way better than the mra pua pedo racist atheist redditors
This is my sincere belief.

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Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

 $1 to add as a randomly appearing particle effect to one of your posts

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