LOL if you have to waste two hours sitting at a computer, thinking of a way to start your bullshit dissection essay about the choice of book you have to read and the "symbolism" that are "hidden" throughout the story when it's just an author writing a loving book to tell a loving story / or make money. loving dumb rear end, go major in science or something else that allows you to work with facts and gain respect. Don't be chump, you will never be J.K Tolkien.
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Hingehead posted:LOL if you have to waste two hours sitting at a computer, thinking of a way to start your bullshit dissection essay about the choice of book you have to read and the "symbolism" that are "hidden" throughout the story when it's just an author writing a loving book to tell a loving story / or make money. loving dumb rear end, go major in science or something else that allows you to work with facts and gain respect. Don't be chump, you will never be J.K Tolkien. such a post... looks like we've got another J.K Tolkien on our hands.
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 03:48 |
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real men drop out of college
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 03:49 |
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LOL
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 03:49 |
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LOL @ those college degrees, just lOL at them
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 03:49 |
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I hate literatures so much!!!! *sets ur copy of moby dick on fire* See its a metaphor for being a big ol gay!!!
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 03:50 |
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*in weasily liberal arts unemployed fag voice* "wow but social sciences have value" *me in badass stem major voice* LOL
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 03:51 |
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J.K. tolkein and CK Lewis
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 03:51 |
Sweet Tea posted:such a post... looks like we've got another J.K Tolkien on our hands. I am coming up with the best Harry Potter / Lord of the Ring crossover Fan fic you will ever want to read in your entire life. What if Gandalf is actually Dumbledorft?
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 03:51 |
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hingehead why do you post on this site
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 03:51 |
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the art of bullshit is super useful, dumbass
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Hingehead posted:LOL if you have to waste two hours sitting at a computer, thinking of a way to start your bullshit dissection essay about the choice of book you have to read and the "symbolism" that are "hidden" throughout the story when it's just an author writing a loving book to tell a loving story / or make money. loving dumb rear end, go major in science or something else that allows you to work with facts and gain respect. Don't be chump, you will never be J.K Tolkien. i went to college for comparitive literature and got a bunch of B's first semester, then took a class with a teacher i really liked, who really liked me, and i wrote a killer essay and he gave me a D and stapled 3 sheets of paper to it with a handwritten response, longer than my essay, explaining how my potential was so great but i really just didnt get it, and while he couldnt really put into words what was wrong with my paper, he couldnt shake the feeling that it wasnt right and that i could have done better so then i switched to hard sciences the next semester and now i can make a living for myself because i spent those years learning how to do things rather than learning how to analyze what other people have already done in minute critical detail
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 03:53 |
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mr.capps posted:hingehead why do you post on this site
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 03:54 |
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The theoretical deconstruction of Hingehead's thesis is a very interesting topic that is important to many people around the world. It is with great confidence that one must believe in such as statement, as Hingehead did, if one is to further one's own standing in the world; only then can humanity make progress.
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sexy young infidel posted:J.K. tolkein and CK Lewis Louie CK and J.K. stanhope
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 03:55 |
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somethingawful should kickstart its own accredited university imo
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 03:59 |
TEAYCHES posted:Louie CK and J.K. stanhope comedians are modern philosophers qed another reason liberal arts are useless
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 03:59 |
TEAYCHES posted:Louie CK and J.K. stanhope funnily enough your av is of a fictional STEM professor
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 04:00 |
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knock knock whos there tolkien tolkien who? lol jk
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 04:02 |
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pikachu actually went to trade school
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Noyemi K posted:funnily enough your av is of a fictional STEM professor i wouldnt know because i dont care about, or even like, anime
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 04:02 |
TEAYCHES posted:i wouldnt know because i dont care about, or even like, anime not anime bud
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 04:03 |
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op never got over his english teachers dissing on his Scarlet Letter essays in sophomore year
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 04:03 |
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what is anime?
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 04:04 |
TEAYCHES posted:what is anime? cartoons
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Stoic Commie posted:pikachu actually went to trade school pikachu has a doctorate in rear end whuppin, dont try to diminish what he has accomplished in secondary education
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Noyemi K posted:cartoons it cant be that simple
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TEAYCHES posted:what is anime?
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 04:06 |
TEAYCHES posted:it cant be that simple it can be my friend *takes u on a magical journey thru the worlds gayest cartoons*
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 04:06 |
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maybe the green light just means fitzgerald thought it woudl sound cool?? god...
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 04:07 |
Cursed Lumberjack posted:i went to college for comparitive literature and got a bunch of B's first semester, then took a class with a teacher i really liked, who really liked me, and i wrote a killer essay and he gave me a D and stapled 3 sheets of paper to it with a handwritten response, longer than my essay, explaining how my potential was so great but i really just didnt get it, and while he couldnt really put into words what was wrong with my paper, he couldnt shake the feeling that it wasnt right and that i could have done better This guy got the right idea. I graduated with Associate in Art, hoping to major in history. Of course nobody wants a history major these days. Philosophy was cool, but it was also full of poo poo since it was useless to ponder whether the world is loving real or not. Writing dissection essays became a major pain in the rear end, worse so if you had to write 20 pages spewing the same crap in different vocabulary words. So I changed my major to a B.S degree in kinesiology. Best decision ever because I am now able to write a 10 to 15 page lab reports on oxygen intake at ease in less than a day and still get a 100 on it. I actually feel like I am accomplishing something in the scientific field. Hingehead fucked around with this message at 04:45 on Nov 26, 2014 |
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 04:10 |
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I don't have any sort of degree but I remember there being some study that said people in fields like IT and stuff actually literally have worse employment rates than someone with a Liberal arts degree. Tbh, to me it seems like bitter people rage about people with "useless" degrees getting jobs while they get owned by an over saturated market.
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 04:17 |
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I make 90k a year as foreman at a philosophy factory, OP. What do you have to say to that?
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 04:27 |
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I was a history major but I met a rich girl in the and ended up marrying her so I'd say it all worked out for this guy!
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 04:36 |
How many STEM majors have over a thousand twitter followers?
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 04:39 |
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Hot Dog Day #82 posted:I was a history major but I met a rich girl in the and ended up marrying her so I'd say it all worked out for this guy! Hey I know a guy who did that IRL. Are you that guy? Hint: I'm the guy who dated your wife right before you did if you're that guy.
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 04:40 |
Applewhite posted:I make 90k a year as foreman at a philosophy factory, OP. What do you have to say to that? How do you know you really work at a factory? Is it based on empirical evidence that you have the notion of working at the factory or does it all exists only in your head? How do you prove that?
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 04:40 |
Hingehead posted:This guy got the right idea. I graduated with Associate in Art, hoping to major in history. Of course nobody wants a history major these days. Philosophy was cool, but it was also full of poo poo since it was useless to ponder whether the world is loving real or not. Writing dissection essays became a major pain in the rear end, worse so if you had to write 20 pages spewing the same crap in different vocabulary words. So I changed my major to a B.S degree in knesiology. Best decision ever because I am now able to write a 10 to 15 page lab reports on oxygen intake at ease in less than a day and still get a 100 on it. I actually feel like I am accomplishing something in the scientific field. lmao
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 04:41 |
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Hingehead posted:How do you know you really work at a factory? Is it based on empirical evidence that you have the notion of working at the factory or does it all exists only in your head? How do you prove that? You're not gonna trick me that easily; I'm off the clock.
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# ? Nov 26, 2014 04:43 |
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Applewhite posted:You're not gonna trick me that easily; I'm off the clock. even a stopped clock is right twice a day how does that make you feel?
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