3 UFOs filmed over Great Britain.

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Aesop Poprock: Oct 21, 2008; Grimey Drawer

Poetic Justice posted:

you guys probably don't realize it, but

the world is already dead. There has been a child born already that is going to experience catastrophic planetary collapse. There is absolutely nothing that you or anyone you know, or any human on this planet can do about it. It's too late, it was too late 20 years ago.

This is the co2 chart. It only hapPens every 650,000 years. SHARE or you will never have co2 again!!

# ? Nov 26, 2014 11:51

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 23:26

Ivor Biggun: Apr 30, 2003; A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula; Lipstick Apathy

Stay safe CO₂ ghost

# ? Nov 26, 2014 11:59

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Ha ha ha, I love these types of videos.
"I don't know what these are so that means the objects are totally unknown to humans and must be aliens!!!"
"Oh hey they could easily be [perfectly mundane object]"
"No! They're aliens!!!"

you irl posted:

pretty sure its just a kite though, a kite with a pair of cajones that's all

The last time we had one of these threads the 'UFO' really did turn out to be a kite.

# ? Nov 26, 2014 12:02

AAB: Nov 5, 2010

orb and ufo were horses op

its fat loving horses that got catapulted across the horizon

# ? Nov 26, 2014 12:32

you irl: Jan 22, 2014

a selection of usernames from the youtube comments:

T bone truthseeker
Alien mouse
Awakening Channel
Mister Enigma

# ? Nov 26, 2014 12:39

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

AAB posted:

orb and ufo were horses op

its fat loving horses that got catapulted across the horizon

This is an actual thing that happens

Also zebras???

# ? Nov 26, 2014 12:47

AAB: Nov 5, 2010

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

This is an actual thing that happens

Also zebras???

I beliebe

# ? Nov 26, 2014 12:51

Captain Matchbox: Sep 22, 2008; BOP THE STOATS

I was extremely disappointed when I saw a video entitled "HUGE triangle shaped UFO followed by 2 orbs" and wasnt treated to a low quality CGI dick and balls soaring majestically across the sky

# ? Nov 26, 2014 14:55

BONE DOG: Jun 7, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Captain Matchbox posted:

I was extremely disappointed when I saw a video entitled "HUGE triangle shaped UFO followed by 2 orbs" and wasnt treated to a low quality CGI dick and balls soaring majestically across the sky

link

# ? Nov 26, 2014 15:32

OldSenileGuy: Mar 13, 2001

Christoff posted:

Pretty sure at least weekly in Russia there's some crazy UFO sighting in a city of millions but no one has a camera or smartphone around

Someone post russian-meteor-sun-visor.gif plz

# ? Nov 26, 2014 15:50

Count Freebasie: Jan 12, 2006

What they saw was nothing more than the planet Venus.

# ? Nov 26, 2014 16:23

Kilmers Elbow: Jun 15, 2012

Count Freebasie posted:

What they saw was nothing more than the planet Venus.

Stop astro-splaining, you are literally Hitler.

# ? Nov 26, 2014 17:15

MisterMachine: Oct 15, 2014; by Ralp

273423-X posted:

what is this viral marketing for

I asked last time but you didn't answer pls repsond

It's not viral marketing.

# ? Nov 26, 2014 18:15

MisterMachine: Oct 15, 2014; by Ralp

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

This is an actual thing that happens

Also zebras???

Idiots like Robert Bingham and Jonathan Castro do poo poo like this.

Look at this.

http://www.birthdayexpress.com/p/41...roductads-plaid[

# ? Nov 26, 2014 18:16

Sidecrab: Jul 16, 2012

Insane person here

hello

# ? Nov 26, 2014 20:37

lonesomedwarf: Mar 22, 2010

i dont hthink brits say "crikey"

# ? Nov 26, 2014 20:42

happyhippy: Feb 21, 2005; Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup; Pillbug

I hope its aliens as I badly need my anus analized right now.

# ? Nov 26, 2014 21:23

Deadbeat Poetry: Mar 6, 2004; Sorry if my costume scared you

Poetic Justice posted:

There has been a child born already that is going to experience catastrophic planetary collapse. There is absolutely nothing that you or anyone you know, or any human on this planet can do about it. It's too late, it was too late 20 years ago.

Its me, Im the child in this dumb post. Gonna be a post apocalyptic Warlord.

# ? Nov 26, 2014 21:30

Elusif: Jun 9, 2008

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# ? Nov 26, 2014 21:35

Bike without wheels: Jan 2, 2005; this post

its fake because they don't call it a ufo in the video. just like how in zombie movies they avoid using the word zombie. so its fake. imo

# ? Nov 26, 2014 21:43

Soft Shell Crab: Apr 12, 2006

Poetic Justice posted:

you guys probably don't realize it, but

the world is already dead. There has been a child born already that is going to experience catastrophic planetary collapse. There is absolutely nothing that you or anyone you know, or any human on this planet can do about it. It's too late, it was too late 20 years ago.

"Good evening, I'm Will McAvoy." You watch that poo poo too?

# ? Nov 26, 2014 22:37

somethingawful bf: Jun 17, 2005

Soft Shell Crab posted:

"Good evening, I'm Will McAvoy." You watch that poo poo too?

hell yeah

# ? Nov 26, 2014 22:57

Roargasm: Oct 21, 2010; Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy

Poetic Justice posted:

you guys probably don't realize it, but

the world is already dead. There has been a child born already that is going to experience catastrophic planetary collapse. There is absolutely nothing that you or anyone you know, or any human on this planet can do about it. It's too late, it was too late 20 years ago.

the real collapse is going to be much sooner, when even minor increases in temperature start causing resource scarcity in western europe. then wars will break out, and resources will become even more scarce, causing more wars

# ? Nov 26, 2014 23:34

Bloodfart McCoy: Jul 20, 2007; That's a high quality avatar right there.

Something tells me if aliens had the technology to get all the way here, they'd at least be smart enough to prevent themselves from being filmed by some guy with a camera phone.

# ? Nov 27, 2014 00:10

shut up netface: Jun 15, 2008

I call byllshit cuz you didn't hear a British person say "oi, wots all this then?"

# ? Nov 27, 2014 00:54

oblique: Sep 20, 2001; Like me, they have no way to go but up.

do you even know what a fleet is

# ? Nov 27, 2014 01:02

the_cow_fan: May 12, 2008

alien or sutin

# ? Nov 27, 2014 01:02

Doctor Dogballs: Apr 1, 2007; driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

Poetic Justice posted:

The last time there was even this much CO2 in the air, the oceans were 80 feet higher. Half the worlds population lives within 120 miles of an ocean. The rest, well, they live closer, and they can't breath under water.

hey idiot, ever heard of something called "swimming" or "a boat"

# ? Nov 27, 2014 01:17

Dead Precedents: May 5, 2005; Precedents come and go, but death goes on forever.

you irl posted:

pretty sure its just a kite though, a kite with a pair of cajones that's all

I was thinking Goodyear Blip hanging balls.

# ? Nov 27, 2014 01:30

Zochness: May 13, 2009; I AM James Bond.; Pillbug

Chilling video op, but I don't think it's as good as this close encounter footage:
http://youtu.be/EPvmIxu-LSA

# ? Nov 27, 2014 01:50

Fuckstick: Nov 30, 2000

It's them drat Krauts doing recon in their Zeppelin!!

# ? Nov 27, 2014 03:05

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

while we are on the topic has there ever been a sighting of an english person that wasnt by some coot farmer or crazy person. where are the credible reports.

# ? Nov 27, 2014 03:06

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

"well i was just mindin my business behind the counter of the five-and-dime when suddenly this guy comes in and starts asking if we carry Jammy Terwilligers and Rinky-Dinky-Cleans the Sinky"

yeah sure bubba im sure thats just jim beam scented toothpaste on your breath too

# ? Nov 27, 2014 03:08

Disconnecticus: Oct 21, 2012; Wait, like, actual money?

Poetic Justice posted:

you guys probably don't realize it, but

the world is already dead. There has been a child born already that is going to experience catastrophic planetary collapse. There is absolutely nothing that you or anyone you know, or any human on this planet can do about it. It's too late, it was too late 20 years ago.

Oceans rose 100 meters 12000 years ago and everyone was just dandy. Gonna be a lovely time acclimatizing to the new resource distributions though.

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Something tells me if aliens had the technology to get all the way here, they'd at least be smart enough to prevent themselves from being filmed by some guy with a camera phone.

Psyops. They expose themselves infrequently enough and in lovely enough conditions that you end up scoffing. Mission accomplished.

# ? Nov 27, 2014 03:18

Fornax Disaster: Apr 11, 2005; If you need me I'll be in Holodeck Four.

A huge triangular flying object over Britain? I wonder what that could be....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWTPQUFfCQs

Kilmers Elbow posted:

Might be the Battle of Britain memorial flight - i.e. one Lancaster bomber escorted by the much smaller Hurricane and Spitfire. You can see them occasionally flying around practising, or relocating or whatever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyOXFpQtyVc

# ? Nov 27, 2014 07:27

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 23:26

The Protagonist: Jun 29, 2009; The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

here's the great big super secret insider ufo downlow:

99.9% are of terresterial origin

the 0.1% of legitimate extraterrestrial genesis are ancient autonomous robotic probes beaming snapshots to civilizations long dead

# ? Nov 27, 2014 08:00

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