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Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.
Check the Week 1 thread for a full explanation of the rules!

:siren:Turkeys!:siren:

Those of you who need a few extra points to get back in the game are in luck! To celebrate the bounty of Thanksgiving, 1KoB is giving away bonus points in the form of the Turkey Rule! Here's how it works:

You may designate up to five players as 'Turkeys' when submitting this week's list.

A turkey must fulfill the following criteria:

They must play during one of the three Thanksgiving games.
They must be specifically designated as turkey players. You can't see that a player laid an egg after the fact and go 'well he played on Thanksgiving so I should get points for that!' You have to actually have a plan with this.
The yardage type designated must be the primary type associated with their position, as in passing for quarterbacks, rushing for running backs or fullbacks, and receiving for wide receivers or tight ends. If you try to argue edge case poo poo like 'well Marcel Reece is really a receiver' so help me I will reach through the internet and punch you in the face.
They must have at least one passing attempt, rushing attempt, or reception during the game. If your WR/TE is targeted but doesn't make the catch, it doesn't count.
All of your turkey players' yardage does count towards the whole of your list, so be careful not to overshoot!

For each of your turkey players that comes in under 25 yards in their designated yardage type you get 5 bonus points, and if you hit on all five turkey players your bonus is doubled for a total of 50 points! So root for failure in accordance with the most sacred of Thanksgiving football traditions!

Week 12 Results

Top Ten:
Mughe: 986 - 48 pts.
The Puppy Bowl: 977 - 47 pts.
solauran: 970 - 46 + 25 hair bonus = 71 pts.
pixelbot2000: 964 - 45 pts.
OrangeKing: 959 - 44 pts.
Tavarin: 958 - 43 pts.
Bachtere: 955 - 42 pts.
Felter Chesthard: 941 - 41 pts.
skaboomizzy: 939 - 40 pts.
bushisms.txt: 938 - 39 pts.

The Field:
Phiggle: 926 - 38 pts.
Fenrir: 907 - 37 pts.
Thaddius the Large: 898 - 36 pts.
Chichevache: 897 - 35 pts.
Jaysus: 895 - 34 pts.
Gandalf21: 882 - 32 pts.
Ron Roenicke: 882 - 32 pts.
Grozz Nuy: 881 - 31 pts.
Okibi: 870 - 30 pts.
Butthead: 869 - 29 pts.
ROSS MY SALAD: 850 - 28 pts.
Bjay9: 849 - 26 pts.
Cruel and Unusual: 849 - 26 pts.
Arnold Layne: 842 - 25 pts.
axeil: 827 - 24 pts.
Lt. Chips: 819 - 23 pts.
JGKing: 798 - 22 pts.
Christ Pseudoscientist: 791 - 21 pts.
rebel1608: 784 - 20 pts.
Z.S. Ghost: 762 - 19 pts.
kalensc: 748 - 18 pts.
ChuckHead: 714 - 17 pts.
Grittybeard: 706 - 16 pts.
WaffleZombie: 695 - 15 pts.
Haschel Cedricson: 686 - 14 pts.
marioinblack: 678 - 13 pts.
aBagorn: 644 - 12 pts.
No Butt Stuff: 632 - 11 pts.
Akbar: 420 - 9 pts.
Dubar: 420 - 9 pts.

Busts:
Alfred P. Pseudonym: 1001 (1063-62) - 8 pts.
Metapod: 1031 - 7 pts.
Deceptive: 1058 - 6 pts.
Nystral: 1060 - 5 pts.
von Metternich: 1110 - 4 pts.
Hockles: 1140 - 3 pts.
anime gently caress pillow: 1154 - 2 pts.
Apples McGrind: 783 - 0 pts. (Ryan Token)

Tokens!


The Revis Token: The modern example of the lockdown cornerback. You may use the Revis Token when your Tucker Number is a Wide Receiver. If your Tucker Number's receiving yardage would bust your score, this token sends them on a one-way ticket to Revis Island and zeroes out their yardage for the week. (I'm gonna need another new icon for this, goddamn it Darrelle)


The Suh Token: Stomps plays out in the backfield, when he's not stomping on an opponent's dick. You may play the Suh Token when your Tucker Number is a Quarterback or Running Back. If your Tucker Number would bust your score, this token zeroes out their biggest passing or rushing gain of the game. It only works for one play though, so it won't save you from death by a million tiny cuts.


The Willis Token: The best middle linebacker of this generation, sheds blocks like a maniac and can cover to boot. You may play the Willis Token when your Tucker Number is a Running Back or Tight End. If your Tucker Number's yardage would bust your score, this token sends Willis on a one-man rampage and halves their yardage for the game.


The Polamalu Token: A man whose mystique on the field is matched only by his luxurious hair. The Polamalu Token can be used no matter what position your Tucker Number plays, because Polamalu is all over the field. If your Tucker Number's yardage would bust you, this token cancels out all your yardage except your Tucker Number, because you just can't keep your eyes off that hair. In addition, the Polamalu Token grants a special hair bonus of 25 extra points added to your score if you achieve a top 10 score when you declare it, but don't need its effects to keep you from busting.

And one special token:


The Rex Ryan Token: He doesn't play defense, but like many great defenders he sure talks a whole lot of poo poo. If you declare the Rex Ryan token during a given week, he gets you 50 bonus points for a top 10 score and 100 bonus points for the best score of the week, but if you finish outside the top 10 you get zero, so you'd best be able to back up your tough talk. In addition, you can use the Ryan token as much as you want if you keep getting the bonus, but if you use the Ryan token and fail to make the top 10, you can't use it again for the entire rest of the season unless you hit a perfect thousand. Not for the faint at heart!



Blowhard Alert!

The following users have blown their Ryan Token and are ineligible to use it for the remainder of the season unless they hit a perfect 1000:

Deceptive
Great White Hope
Nystral
solauran
Jaysus
Butthead
Ghost of Reagan Past
grah
ffoecaf
OxySnake
OBR
Bachtere
Chichevache
Metapod
Mind_Taker
Gandalf21
Apples McGrind

Week 13 Schedule

:siren:Thanksgiving Games!:siren:
CHI@DET
PHI@DAL
SEA@SF

Sunday Early:
WAS@IND
TEN@HOU
CLE@BUF
SD@BAL
NYG@JAX
CIN@TB
OAK@STL
NO@PIT
CAR@MIN

Sunday Late:
ARI@ATL
NE@GB

Sunday Night:
DEN@KC

:siren:Monday Night!:siren:
MIA@NYJ

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Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.
Season Standings through Week 12

JGKing: 488 pts.
The Puppy Bowl: 488 pts.
marioinblack: 486 pts.
aBagorn: 472 pts.
------------------------------------------------------- 3 TOKEN LINE
Felter Chesthard: 463 pts.
Phiggle: 459 pts.
ROSS MY SALAD: 452 pts.
Grozz Nuy: 450 pts.
------------------------------------------------------- 2 TOKEN LINE
Christ Pseudoscientist: 448 pts.
Fenrir: 438 pts.
Big Ol Marsh Pussy: 436 pts.
Ron Roenicke: 431 pts.
------------------------------------------------------- 1 TOKEN LINE
Phyein: 415 pts.
skaboomizzy: 408 pts.
Dubar: 407 pts.
Alfred P. Pseudonym: 401 pts.
solauran: 393 pts.
Akbar: 390 pts.
Haschel Cedricson: 386 pts.
axeil: 380 pts.
Arnold Layne: 378 pts.
Grittybeard: 378 pts.
kalensc: 378 pts.
Butthead: 375 pts.
Lt. Chips: 372 pts.
Gandalf21: 368 pts.
Z.S. Ghost: 363 pts.
------------------------------------------------------ PLAYOFF LINE
von Metternich: 361 pts.
OrangeKing: 360 pts.
Okibi: 356 pts.
Tavarin: 356 pts.
Jaysus: 355 pts.
Bjay9: 349 pts.
Apples McGrind: 346 pts.
anime gently caress pillow: 340 pts.
Mind_Taker: 339 pts.
pixelbot2000: 335 pts.
Mughe: 329 pts.
Thaddius the Large: 329 pts.
rebel1608: 321 pts.
Metapod: 317 pts.
ChuckHead: 315 pts.
WaffleZombie: 306 pts.
13 year old girls: 299 pts.
Bachtere: 292 pts.
Chichevache: 285 pts.
DupaDupa: 283 pts.
bushisms.txt: 277 pts.
No Butt Stuff: 274 pts.
Hockles: 265 pts.
Nystral: 237 pts.
Cruel and Unusual: 234 pts.
Deceptive: 231 pts.
ffoecaf: 214 pts.
A Pale Horse: 210 pts.
embarrasing tank: 210 pts.
Roumba: 204 pts.
waah: 204 pts.
OBR: 186 pts.
Miko: 185 pts.
OxySnake: 133 pts.
Foranzan: 114 pts.
grah: 104 pts.
Benne: 82 pts.
Ghost of Reagan Past: 72 pts.
Skillface: 46 pts.
JRizzle: 41 pts.
Great White Hope: 40 pts.
Terror Shark: 25 pts.
BlindSite: 18 pts.
Garbo: 17 pts.
Spoeank: 12 pts.
Freaquency: 7 pts.

Grozz Nuy fucked around with this message at 10:56 on Nov 27, 2014

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004
Turkeys!
Chris Polk - Rushing Yards
Josh Huff - Receiving Yards
Robert Turbin - Rushing Yards
Luke Wilson - Receiving Yards
Theo Riddick - Rushing Yards

Regulars
Mark Sanchez - Passing Yards
Tony Romo - Passing Yards
Lesean McCoy - Rushing Yards
Demarco Murray - Rushing Yards

Tucker Number
Geno Smith - Rushing Yards

edited to reflect Michael Vick's benching 11/26

aBagorn fucked around with this message at 14:31 on Nov 26, 2014

JGKing
Dec 26, 2012

What has happened to this company?!
Turkeys
Ka'Deem Carey - Rushing
Dante Rosario - Receiving
Chris Polk - Rushing
Joseph Randle - Rushing
Vernon Davis - Receiving

Regs
Ben Roethlisberger - Passing
Peyton Manning - Passing
Eli Manning - Passing

Tucker Number
Lamar Miller - Rushing

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
Aaron Rodgers - Passing
Tom Brady - Passing

TURKEYS
Robert Turbin - Rushing
Joseph Fauria - Receiving
Vernon Davis - Receiving
Joseph Randle - Rushing
Cole Beasley - Receiving

Tucker#:
Ryan Tannehill - Passing

e: fixed my turkeys, because I had sunday players in it

Fenrir fucked around with this message at 12:52 on Nov 27, 2014

Tavarin
May 10, 2003

I am definitely a madman with a box
Turkeys
Marquess Wilson - Receiving Yards
Ka'Deem Carey - Rushing Yards
Dante Rosario - Receiving Yards
Robert Turbin - Rushing Yards
Vernon Davis - Receiving Yards

Regulars
Cam Newton - Passing Yards
T. Y. Hilton - Receiving Yards
Andrew Luck - Passing Yards
Justin Forsett - Rushing Yards

Tucker Number - Ryan Tannehill - Passing Yards

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Turkeys
Lance Dunbar - Rushing
Chris Polk - Rushing
Ka'Deem Carey - Rushing
Vernon Davis - Receiving
Theo Riddick - Rushing

Tony Romo - Passing
Peyton Manning - Passing
Tucker: Ryan Tannehill - Passing

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby
I have no idea if I'm in the top 27 or if I need to start thinking about pushing things and busting out the Ryan token. Any chance I could get a quick estimate of where I am overall and how many points above/below the cutoff line I am?

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

kalensc posted:

I have no idea if I'm in the top 27 or if I need to start thinking about pushing things and busting out the Ryan token. Any chance I could get a quick estimate of where I am overall and how many points above/below the cutoff line I am?

Yeah same for me. I've got no clue where the playoff line is going to get set and I know I had a bunch of busts this year.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
TURKEYS
Riley Cooper - receiving yards
Robert Turbin - rushing yards
Darren Sproles - rushing yards
Jermaine Kearse - receiving yards
Cole Beasley - receiving yards

REGULARS
Zach Mettenberger - passing yards
Bishop Sankey - rushing yards
Bishop Sankey - receiving yards
Shonn Greene - rushing yards
Dexter McCluster - rushing yards
Dexter McCluster - receiving yards
Leon Washington - rushing yards
Leon Washington - receiving yards
Kendall Wright - receiving yards
Nate Washington - receiving yards
Justin Hunter - receiving yards
Derek Hagan - receiving yards
Delanie Walker - receiving yards
Chase Coffman - receiving yards

TUCKER#
Chris Ivory

Arnold Layne
Nov 4, 2008

Turkeys
Joseph Fauria - Receiving Yards
Eric Ebron - Receiving Yards
Ka'Deem Carey - Rushing Yards
Chris Polk - Rushing Yards
Robert Turbin - Rushing Yards


Drew Brees - Passing Yards
Philip Rivers - Passing Yards
Andy Dalton - Passing Yards

Tucker Number - Charles Clay - Receiving Yards

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Turkeys:
Ka'Deem Carey - rushing
Joseph Randle - rushing
Christine Michael - rushing
Stevie Johnson - receiving
Corey Fuller - receiving

======================================

Kyle Orton - passing
Eli Manning - passing
Isaiah Crowell - rushing
Ryan Tannehill - passing


SUH TOKEN

Apples McGrind
Oct 13, 2013

gently caress.

Last I checked I was pretty close to the top 27, but that Ryan bust is going to set me back.










gently caress.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
I don't know if I'm even in the top 27 anymore. I was #1 for a while but then I had 3 busts in 4 weeks and ... gently caress.

e: Wow, I'm only down to 10th and just 50 points from the lead. I guess everyone else poo poo the bed a couple times too.

Fenrir fucked around with this message at 12:55 on Nov 27, 2014

Mughe
Mar 17, 2007

I'll tolerate you until I can replace you.
Phone posting so it might turn out poorly...

Turkeys:
Joseph Furia - Receiving Yards
Chris Polk - Rushing Yards
John Kuhn - Rushing Yards
Robert Turbin - Rushing Yards
Theo Riddick - Rushing Yards

The regulars:
Andrew Luck - Passing Yards
Drew Brees - Passing Yards
Antonio Brown - Receiving Yards

Tucker number: Chris Ivory - Rushing Yards

Edit: For some reason I thought MJD was a Thursday game. I was wrong.

Mughe fucked around with this message at 06:28 on Nov 27, 2014

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby
pre:
Turkey Quintet:

Chris Polk    - Phi - Rushing
Carlos Hyde   - S.F - Rushing
Robert Turbin - Sea - Rushing
Theo Riddick  - Det - Rushing
Vernon Davis  - S.F - Receiving

Seattle     - Rushing
Dallas      - Rushing
Houston     - Rushing
Denver      - Rushing
Baltimore   - Rushing
Pittsburgh  - Rushing
Atlanta     - Rushing

Lamar Miller - Mia - Rushing - Tucker #
Edit: Needed to fix something, see lower post for actual list

kalensc fucked around with this message at 06:09 on Nov 27, 2014

Gandalf21
May 17, 2012


Turkeys
Theo Riddick - Rushing Yards
Jeremy Ross - Receiving Yards
Carlos Hyde - Rushing Yards
Stevie Johnson - Receiving Yards
Christine Michael - Rushing Yards

Andrew Luck - Passing Yards
Tom Brady - Passing Yards
Tucker Number - Ryan Tannehill - Passing Yards

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Turkeys:

Theo Riddick - Rushing
Jeremy Ross - Receiving
Jed Collins - Rushing
John Kuhn - Rushing
Christine Michael - Rushing

Tom Brady - Passing
Cam Newton - Passing

Tucker #:

Ryan Tannehill - Passing

von Metternich
May 7, 2007
Why the hell not?
Turkeys:
John Kuhn: Rushing
KaDeem Carey: Rushing
Robert Turbin:Rushing
Lance Dunbar: Rushing
Darren Sproles: Rushing

Regular:
DeMarco Murray:Rushing
Justin Forsett: rushing
Alfred Morris: Rushing
LaTavius Murray: Rushing
Trent Richardson:Rushing
Daniel Herron:Rushing
Leveon Bell:Rushing

Tucker: Ryan Tannehill:Passing

Jaysus
Sep 17, 2004

"Hey, did you see my game against the Detroit Lions?"
Turkeys:
John Kuhn - Rushing
Bryan Walters - Receiving
Carlos Hyde - Rushing
Theo Riddick - Rushing
Christine Michael - Rushing

Russell Wilson - Passing
Russell Wilson - Rushing
Tom Brady - Passing

Tucker # - Ryan Tannehill - Passing

Phiggle
Apr 26, 2007

And so, having defeated the nefarious Psy-Crow, our hero, Earthworm Jim, wins back the heart of the lovely COW
Turkeys
Dante Rosario - Receiving Yards
Jed Collins - Rushing Yards
Carlos Hyde - Rushing Yards
Kevin Norwood - Receiving Yards
Robert Turbin - Rushing Yards

Stuffing
Philadelphia Eagles - Rushing Yards
Philadelphia Eagles - Receiving Yards
Indianapolis Colts - Rushing Yards
Indianapolis Colts - Receiving Yards

Gravy
Tucker Number: Ryan Tannehill - RUSHING Yards

Token: Suh

totally losing my mime
Aug 3, 2012

The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out
Fun Shoe
Turkeys
Ka'Deem Carey - Rushing Yards
Eric Ebron - Receiving Yards
Chris Polk - Rushing Yards
James Hanna - Receiving Yards
Robert Turbin - Rushing Yards

Regular
Andrew Luck - Passing Yards
Ben Roethlisberger - Passing Yards

Tucker Number - Ryan Tannehill - Passing Yards

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Turkeys:

Marques Wilson - Receiving Yards
Carlos Hyde - Rushing Yards
Lance Dunbar - Rushing Yards
Riley Cooper - Receiving Yards
Cole Beasley - Receiving Yards

Regular folks:
Peyton Manning - Passing Yards
Jamaal Charles - Rushing Yards
Jordy Nelson - Receiving Yards
Rob Gronkowski - Receiving Yards

Tucker Number:

Eric Decker - Receiving Yards

Polamalu Token.

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby
pre:
Turkey Quintet:

Chris Polk        - Phi - Rushing
Carlos Hyde       - S.F - Rushing
Robert Turbin     - Sea - Rushing
Theo Riddick      - Det - Rushing
Vernon Davis      - S.F - Receiving

Marshawn Lynch    - Sea - Rushing
Christine Michael - Sea - Rushing
Russell Wislon    - Sea - Rushing
Dallas                  - Rushing
Houston                 - Rushing
Denver                  - Rushing
Baltimore               - Rushing
Pittsburgh              - Rushing

Lamar Miller - Mia - Rushing - Tucker #

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
I love gimmicks so for my gimmick this week I'm only picking players from Thursday and Sunday.

Turkeys - Neglected And/Or Bad Eagles Receivers Edition

James Casey - Receiving Yards
Brent Celek - Receiving Yards
Riley Cooper - Receiving Yards
Josh Huff - Receiving Yards
Zach Ertz - Receiving Yards

Picks - Actual Good Players And Mark Sanchez Edition

:siren: Mark Sanchez - Passing Yards :siren:
Matt Stafford - Passing Yards
Calvin Johnson - Receiving Yards
Frank Gore - Rushing Yards
Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards

Tucker Number: Lamar Miller - Rushing Yards





:911:





...Do I get bonus points if Sanchez buttfumbles again? :haw:

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
Turkeys
Ka'Deem Carey - rushing yards
Dante Rosario - receiving yards
Eric Ebron - receiving yards
Carlos Hyde - rushing yards
Robert Turbin - rushing yards

Regular Dudes
Matt Stafford - passing yards
Andrew Luck - passing yards
Giovanni Bernard - rushing yards
Julio Jones - receiving yards

Tucker Number
Lamar Miller - rushing yards

Apples McGrind
Oct 13, 2013

Turkeys
Brent Celek - receiving
Carlos Hyde - rushing
Vernon Davis - receiving
Jermain Kearse - receiving
Darren Sproles - rushing

----------

Andrew Luck - passing
Peyton Manning - passing
Jared Cook - receiving

Tucker Number - Ryan Tannehill - passing

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Turkeys
Christine Michael - rushing
Theo Riddick - rushing
Joseph Randle - rushing
Dante Rosario - receiving
Tony Moeaki - receiving

Other guys
Tom Brady - passing
Andrew Luck - passing
Jeremy Hill - rushing
Antonio Brown - receiving
John Brown - receiving

Tucker #: Mike Wallace - receiving

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Turkeys
Eric Ebron - Receiving Yards
Dante Rosario - Receiving Yards
Lance Dunbar - Rushing Yards
Robert Turbin - Rushing Yards
Vernon Davis - Receiving Yards

Regular List
Bryan Hoyer - Passing Yards
Johnny Manziel - Passing Yards
Isiah Crowell - Rushing Yards
Terrence West - Rushing Yards
Josh Gordon - Receiving Yards
Miles Austin - Receiving Yards
Andrew Hawkins - Receiving Yards
Travis Benjamin - Receiving Yards
Taylor Gabriel - Receiving Yards
Jordan Cameron - Receiving Yards
Gary Barnidge - Receiving Yards
Jim Dray - Receiving Yards

Tucker Number
Geno Smith - Passing Yards

Hockles fucked around with this message at 17:27 on Nov 27, 2014

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Turkeys
Robert Turbin- Rushing Yards
Chris Polk- Rushing Yards
Theo Riddick- Rushing Yards
Dante Rosario- Receiving Yards
Cole Beasley- Receiving Yards

Golden Tate- Receiving Yards
Marshawn Lynch- Rushing Yards
Andy Dalton- Passing Yards
Andrew Luck- Passing Yards
Lamar Miller- Rushing Yards

Hockles posted:

Turkeys
Golden Tate - Rushing Yards
Dante Rosario - Receiving Yards
Lance Dunbar - Rushing Yards
Marshawn Lynch - Receiving Yards
Frank Gore - Receiving Yards


Your turkeys yardage needs to be for the position they actually play. You won't get credit by selecting rushing yardage for a WR, you need to choose receiving. Tate, Lynch, and Gore would all be automatically DQed from Turkey points.

quote:

The yardage type designated must be the primary type associated with their position, as in passing for quarterbacks, rushing for running backs or fullbacks, and receiving for wide receivers or tight ends. If you try to argue edge case poo poo like 'well Marcel Reece is really a receiver' so help me I will reach through the internet and punch you in the face.

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.
Season standings are now updated through last week. I'm actually doing much better than I thought.

Turkey List
Carlos Hyde - Rushing Yards
Robert Turbin - Rushing Yards
Theo Riddick - Rushing Yards
Dante Rosario - Receiving Yards
Eric Ebron - Receiving Yards

Russell Wilson - Passing Yards
Tony Romo - Passing Yards
Tom Brady - Passing Yards
Jarvis Landry - Receiving Yards

pixelbot2000
May 11, 2004

Pay your pussy bill
Turkeys
Brandon Pettigrew - receiving
Robert Turbin - rushing
Cole Beasley - receiving
Vernon Davis - receiving
Ka'Deem Carey - rushing


Regular
Derek Carr - passing
DeMarco Murray - rushing
T.Y. Hilton - receiving
Julian Edelman - receiving
Eddie Lacy - rushing
Jamaal Charles - rushing
James Jones - receiving

Tucker #- Chris Ivory - rushing

Bachtere
Sep 25, 2005

09/13/07

Never Forget

Pillbug
Turkeys:
Dante Rosario - Receiving
Eric Ebron - Receiving
Chris Polk  - Rushing
Brent Celek - Receiving
Cooper Helfet - Receiving

Norms:
Matthew Stafford - Passing
Jay Cutler - Passing
Mark Sanchez - Passing
Matt Forte - Rushing

Tucker #: Jarvis Landry - Receiving

Revis Token

cosmic gumbo
Mar 26, 2005

IMA
  1. GRIP
  2. N
  3. SIP
Turkeys
Brandon Pettigrew - receiving
Josh Morgan - receiving
Joseph Randle - rushing
Dante Rosario- receiving
Cole Beasley- receiving

Regular
Derek Carr - passing
Ben Roethlisberger - passing
Andrew Luck - passing

Tucker
Ryan Tannehill - rushing

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Chichevache posted:

Your turkeys yardage needs to be for the position they actually play. You won't get credit by selecting rushing yardage for a WR, you need to choose receiving. Tate, Lynch, and Gore would all be automatically DQed from Turkey points.

Thanks. That's what I get for not reading the OP all the way late at night. Good thing I didn't go with all Quarterbacks' Rushing Yards like I initially thought. I'm going to edit that right now.

Bjay9
May 3, 2011

Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists
TURKEYS
Ka'Deem Carey - Rushing Yards
Brandon Pettigrew - Receiving Yards
Lance Dunbar - Rushing Yards
Gavin Escobar - Receiving Yards
Paul Richardson - Receiving Yards
----------------------------------------

Andrew Luck - Passing Yards
Teddy Bridgewater - Passing Yards
Jerrick McKinnon - Rushing Yards
Ben Roethlisberger - Passing Yards

Tucker Number - Lamar Miller - Rushing Yards

:siren:USING WILLIS TOKEN:siren:

Felter Chesthard
Sep 11, 2001
Turkeys
Robert Turbin - Rushing
Chris Polk - Rushing
Joseph Fauria - Receiving
Eric Ebron - Receiving
Darren Sproles - Rushing

The Rest
Andrew Luck - Passing
Colt McCoy - Passing

Tucker #
Ryan Tannehill - Passing

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


Turkeys:
Marquess Wilson - Receiving
Ka'Deem Carey - Rushing
Robert Turbin - Rushing
Paul Richardson - Receiving
Carlos Hyde - Rushing

Regulars:
Tom Brady - Passing
Demarco Murray - Rushing
Giovani Bernard - Rushing
Jeremy Hill - Rushing
Shonn Greene - Rushing

Tucker:
Ryan Tannehill - Passing

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May 10, 2003

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Turkeys:
Gavin Escobar - receiving yards
Lance Dunbar - rushing yards
Chris Polk - rushing yards
Robert Turbine - rushing yards
Carlos Hyde - rushing yards

Regular:
Mark Sanchez - Passing Yards
Russell Wilson - Passing yards
Frank Gore - rushing yards

Tucker: Ryan Tannenhill - passing yards

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The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Turkeys:
Robert Turbin - Rushing
Cole Beasley - Receiving
Chris Polk - Rushing
Tony Moeaki - Receiving
Bruce Ellington - Receiving

Regs:
Drew Brees - Passing
Jamaal Charles - Rushing
Josh Gordon - Receiving

Tucker #: Ryan Tannehill - Passing

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