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Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.
Turkeys

Robert Turbin - Rushing
Christine Michael - Rushing
Gavin Escobar - Receiving
Joseph Randle - Rushing
Cole Beasley - Receiving
---
Ben Roethlisberger - Passing
Peyton Manning - Passing
Ryan Tannehill - Passing

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Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.
Turkeys

Riley Cooper - Receiving Yards
Joseph Randle - Rushing Yards
Robert Turbin - Rushing Yards
Carlos Hyde - Rushing Yards

Regular

Andrew Luck - Passing Yards
Drew Brees - Passing Yards
Vincent Jackson - Receiving Yards

Tucker Number
Ryan Tannehill - Passing Yards

ChuckHead
Jun 24, 2004

2000 years Assholes.
Turkeys
Will Tukuafu - Receiving
Kevin Norwood - Receiving
Tony Moeaki - Receiving
Paul Richardson - Receiving
Robert Turbin - Rushing

Regulars
Kyle Orton - Passing
Cam Newton - Passing
Russell Wilson - Passing

Tucker #
Ryan Tannehill - Passing

Felter Chesthard
Sep 11, 2001

Felter Chesthard posted:

Turkeys
Robert Turbin - Rushing - 8
Chris Polk - Rushing - 49???
Joseph Fauria - Receiving - 8
Eric Ebron - Receiving - 23
Darren Sproles - Rushing - 13

The Rest
Andrew Luck - Passing
Colt McCoy - Passing

Tucker #
Ryan Tannehill - Passing



4 turkeys 101 yards and 3 quarterbacks to go.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

axeil posted:

I love gimmicks so for my gimmick this week I'm only picking players from Thursday and Sunday.

Turkeys - Neglected And/Or Bad Eagles Receivers Edition

James Casey - Receiving Yards - 0
Brent Celek - Receiving Yards - 7 HIT
Riley Cooper - Receiving Yards - 32
Josh Huff - Receiving Yards - 0
Zach Ertz - Receiving Yards - 0

Picks - Actual Good Players And Mark Sanchez Edition

:siren: Mark Sanchez - Passing Yards :siren: - 217
Matt Stafford - Passing Yards - 390
Calvin Johnson - Receiving Yards - 146
Frank Gore - Rushing Yards - 28
Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards - 104

Tucker Number: Lamar Miller - Rushing Yards





:911:





...Do I get bonus points if Sanchez buttfumbles again? :haw:

924 with a turkey hit and Lamar Miller to go. I feel pretty drat good.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Metapod posted:

TURKEYS
Riley Cooper - receiving yards - 32
Robert Turbin - rushing yards - 8
Darren Sproles - rushing yards - 13
Jermaine Kearse - receiving yards - 34
Cole Beasley - receiving yards - 41

REGULARS
Zach Mettenberger - passing yards
Bishop Sankey - rushing yards
Bishop Sankey - receiving yards
Shonn Greene - rushing yards
Dexter McCluster - rushing yards
Dexter McCluster - receiving yards
Leon Washington - rushing yards
Leon Washington - receiving yards
Kendall Wright - receiving yards
Nate Washington - receiving yards
Justin Hunter - receiving yards
Derek Hagan - receiving yards
Delanie Walker - receiving yards
Chase Coffman - receiving yards

TUCKER#
Chris Ivory



128 on turkeys

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby
Man, I had eight players I was tempted to make my turkeys, and six of them went for under 25 yards.

I only selected three of them though. :smith:

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Turkeys:
Robert Turbin - Rushing 8
Cole Beasley - Receiving 41
Chris Polk - Rushing 49
Tony Moeaki - Receiving 63
Bruce Ellington - Receiving 0

Regs:
Drew Brees - Passing
Jamaal Charles - Rushing
Josh Gordon - Receiving

Tucker #: Ryan Tannehill - Passing



I was right that Moeaki wouldn't get targeted much, sadly Russel Wilson bullshit made his one completion a 63 yard gain.


161 Turkey Total

1 Successful Turkey

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

skaboomizzy posted:

Turkeys:
Ka'Deem Carey - rushing
Joseph Randle - rushing
Christine Michael - rushing
Stevie Johnson - receiving
Corey Fuller - receiving

======================================

Kyle Orton - passing
Eli Manning - passing
Isaiah Crowell - rushing
Ryan Tannehill - passing


SUH TOKEN

4/5 turkeys, Stevie Johnson screwed me by going for 28 yards. THIS HOW YOU DO ME, GOD?

Bjay9
May 3, 2011

Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Bjay9 posted:

TURKEYS
Ka'Deem Carey - Rushing Yards
Brandon Pettigrew - Receiving Yards
Lance Dunbar - Rushing Yards
Gavin Escobar - Receiving Yards
Paul Richardson - Receiving Yards
----------------------------------------

Andrew Luck - Passing Yards
Teddy Bridgewater - Passing Yards
Jerrick McKinnon - Rushing Yards
Ben Roethlisberger - Passing Yards

Tucker Number - Lamar Miller - Rushing Yards

:siren:USING WILLIS TOKEN:siren:

Man if Gavin Escobar has ONE catch I go 5/5

Apples McGrind
Oct 13, 2013

Apples McGrind posted:

Turkeys
Brent Celek - receiving - 7 yards - hit
Carlos Hyde - rushing - 19 yards - hit
Vernon Davis - receiving - 13 yards - hit
Jermain Kearse - receiving - 34 yards - miss
Darren Sproles - rushing - 13 yards - hit

----------

Andrew Luck - passing
Peyton Manning - passing
Jared Cook - receiving

Tucker Number - Ryan Tannehill - passing



Ahhh, so drat close. 4/5 is good though. Currently siting at 86, which right about where I was hoping to be.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Chichevache posted:

Turkeys
Robert Turbin- Rushing Yards 8
Chris Polk- Rushing Yards 49
Theo Riddick- Rushing Yards 0
Dante Rosario- Receiving Yards 0
Cole Beasley- Receiving Yards 41

Golden Tate- Receiving Yards 89
Marshawn Lynch- Rushing Yards 104
Andy Dalton- Passing Yards
Andrew Luck- Passing Yards
Lamar Miller- Rushing Yards


gently caress. Only hit on one Turkey.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
So let's see how those turkeys went...

Fenrir posted:

Aaron Rodgers - Passing
Tom Brady - Passing

TURKEYS
Robert Turbin - Rushing 8
Joseph Fauria - Receiving 8
Vernon Davis - Receiving 13
Joseph Randle - Rushing 6
Cole Beasley - Receiving 41

Tucker#:
Ryan Tannehill - Passing

e: fixed my turkeys, because I had sunday players in it

Hey, 4 out of 5 ain't bad. 76 total yards (wtf, Beasley)... Now watch Brady and Rodgers bust the gently caress out of me anyway.

Bachtere
Sep 25, 2005

09/13/07

Never Forget

Pillbug

Bachtere posted:

Turkeys:
Dante Rosario - Receiving
Eric Ebron - Receiving 23
Chris Polk  - Rushing 49
Brent Celek - Receiving 8
Cooper Helfet - Receiving

Norms:
Matthew Stafford - Passing 390
Jay Cutler - Passing 280
Mark Sanchez - Passing 217
Matt Forte - Rushing 6

Tucker #: Jarvis Landry - Receiving

Revis Token



2 Turkeys, total of 979, which is where I will end the week at thanks to the Revis token.

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


solauran posted:

Turkeys:
Marquess Wilson - Receiving - 0
Ka'Deem Carey - Rushing - 8
Robert Turbin - Rushing - 8
Paul Richardson - Receiving - 6
Carlos Hyde - Rushing - 19

Regulars:
Tom Brady - Passing
Demarco Murray - Rushing - 73
Giovani Bernard - Rushing
Jeremy Hill - Rushing
Shonn Greene - Rushing

Tucker:
Ryan Tannehill - Passing

Dangit Marquess you just couldn't pull that catch in :( 4/5 ain't bad though

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

Nystral posted:

Turkeys

Riley Cooper - Receiving Yards 32 :(
Joseph Randle - Rushing Yards 6 HIT
Robert Turbin - Rushing Yards 47 :(
Carlos Hyde - Rushing Yards 19 HIT

Regular

Andrew Luck - Passing Yards
Drew Brees - Passing Yards
Vincent Jackson - Receiving Yards

Tucker Number
Ryan Tannehill - Passing Yards

104 off Turkeys. Betting on a down game from Jackson to carry me through.

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


Nystral posted:

104 off Turkeys. Betting on a down game from Jackson to carry me through.

Robert Turbin only got 8 rushing yards so that should be another hit for you :)

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Hockles posted:

Turkeys
Eric Ebron - Receiving Yards -- 23 **
Dante Rosario - Receiving Yards -- 0
Lance Dunbar - Rushing Yards -- 15 **
Robert Turbin - Rushing Yards -- 8 **
Vernon Davis - Receiving Yards -- 13 **

Regular List
Bryan Hoyer - Passing Yards
Johnny Manziel - Passing Yards
Isiah Crowell - Rushing Yards
Terrence West - Rushing Yards
Josh Gordon - Receiving Yards
Miles Austin - Receiving Yards
Andrew Hawkins - Receiving Yards
Travis Benjamin - Receiving Yards
Taylor Gabriel - Receiving Yards
Jordan Cameron - Receiving Yards
Gary Barnidge - Receiving Yards
Jim Dray - Receiving Yards

Tucker Number
Geno Smith - Passing Yards

59 with turkeys. 4/5 on turkeys, probably my best showing ever.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Hockles posted:

59 with turkeys. 4/5 on turkeys, probably my best showing ever.

You are welcome :argh:

Okibi
Jul 13, 2004

A shadowy flight into the ridiculous world of a man whose music should not exist
Grimey Drawer
Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
Andrew Luck - Passing Yards
Arian Foster - Rushing Yards
Giovani Bernard - Rushing Yards
T.Y. Hilton - Receiving Yards

Tucker Number: Eric Decker - Receiving Yards

bushisms.txt
May 26, 2004

Scroll, then. There are other posts than these.


ATL QB - Passing
CINCI QB - Passing
ATL Team - Rushing
CINCI Team - Rushing
DEN Team - Rushing

:siren: M. Wallace - Receiving:siren:

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Drew Brees - passing yards
Matt Ryan - passing yards
Aaron Rodgers - passing yards

Tucker Number - Geno Smith - rushing yards

Haschel Cedricson
Jan 4, 2006

Brinkmanship

Andrew Luck - Passing Yards
Every single Indianapolis Colt - Receiving Yards
Drew Brees - Passing Yards
Tucker Number - Chris Ivory - Rushing Yards

Z.S. Ghost
Jan 1, 2008

Odd Fire Wolf Gang
AW HAMBURGERS I NEEDED THEM BONUS POINTS BUT I WENT AND FORGOT IT WAS TURKEY WEEK :(

Drew Stanton - Passing Yards
Ben Roethlisberger - Passing Yards
Houston Texans - Rushing Yards
Tampa Bay Buccaneers - Rushing Yards
Odell Beckham - Receiving Yards

Tucker Ryan Tannehill - Passing Yards

how will i get back those bonus points...

OrangeKing
Dec 5, 2002

They do play in October!

Z.S. Ghost posted:

AW HAMBURGERS I NEEDED THEM BONUS POINTS BUT I WENT AND FORGOT IT WAS TURKEY WEEK :(

Me too :(

Tom Brady - Passing
Aaron Rodgers - Passing
Eddie Lacy - Rushing
C.J. Anderson - Rushing

Tucker Number: Ryan Tannehill - Passing

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Aaron Rodgers - Passing
Tom Brady - Passing
Peyton Manning - Passing
Jeremy Kerley - Receiving

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
Tom Brady - Passing
Aaron Rodgers - Passing
Alex Smith - Passing

Ryan Tannehill - Rushing

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Hockles posted:

Turkeys
Eric Ebron - Receiving Yards -- 23 **
Dante Rosario - Receiving Yards -- 0
Lance Dunbar - Rushing Yards -- 15 **
Robert Turbin - Rushing Yards -- 8 **
Vernon Davis - Receiving Yards -- 13 **

Regular List
Bryan Hoyer - Passing Yards -- 192
Johnny Manziel - Passing Yards -- 63
Isiah Crowell - Rushing Yards -- 29
Terrence West - Rushing Yards -- 32
Josh Gordon - Receiving Yards -- 75
Miles Austin - Receiving Yards -- 85
Andrew Hawkins - Receiving Yards -- 24
Travis Benjamin - Receiving Yards -- 0
Taylor Gabriel - Receiving Yards -- 0
Jordan Cameron - Receiving Yards -- 0
Gary Barnidge - Receiving Yards -- 6
Jim Dray - Receiving Yards -- 45

Tucker Number
Geno Smith - Passing Yards

59 with turkeys. 4/5 on turkeys, probably my best showing ever.

610 + Geno Smith (+20 Bonus points)

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

Nystral posted:

Turkeys

Riley Cooper - Receiving Yards 32 :(
Joseph Randle - Rushing Yards 6 HIT
Robert Turbin - Rushing Yards 8 HIT
Carlos Hyde - Rushing Yards 19 HIT

Regular

Andrew Luck - Passing Yards 370
Drew Brees - Passing Yards 257
Vincent Jackson - Receiving Yards 24

Tucker Number
Ryan Tannehill - Passing Yards

3 Hits (Thanks solauran!) on my Turkeys + 15 bonus points

716 with Tanny to go :ohdear:

Phiggle
Apr 26, 2007

And so, having defeated the nefarious Psy-Crow, our hero, Earthworm Jim, wins back the heart of the lovely COW

Phiggle posted:

Turkeys
Dante Rosario - Receiving Yards 0
Jed Collins - Rushing Yards 0
Carlos Hyde - Rushing Yards 19
Kevin Norwood - Receiving Yards 0
Robert Turbin - Rushing Yards 8

Stuffing
Philadelphia Eagles - Rushing Yards 256
Philadelphia Eagles - Receiving Yards 217
Indianapolis Colts - Rushing Yards 126
Indianapolis Colts - Receiving Yards 370

Gravy
Tucker Number: Ryan Tannehill - RUSHING Yards

Token: Suh


996 with Tannehill's rushing left. Suh is probably not going to be enough. On the other hand, sliding back down to 1000 after a couple of kneeldowns would be incredible...

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Metapod posted:

TURKEYS
Riley Cooper - receiving yards - 32
Robert Turbin - rushing yards - 8
Darren Sproles - rushing yards - 13
Jermaine Kearse - receiving yards - 34
Cole Beasley - receiving yards - 41

REGULARS
Zach Mettenberger - passing yards - 184
Bishop Sankey - rushing yards - 42
Bishop Sankey - receiving yards - 0
Shonn Greene - rushing yards - 0
Dexter McCluster - rushing yards - 33
Dexter McCluster - receiving yards - 11
Leon Washington - rushing yards - 0
Leon Washington - receiving yards - 8
Kendall Wright - receiving yards - 132
Nate Washington - receiving yards - 61
Justin Hunter - receiving yards - 18
Derek Hagan - receiving yards - 39
Delanie Walker - receiving yards - 6
Chase Coffman - receiving yards - 0

TUCKER#
Chris Ivory



662(10 bonus points). it seems i forgot to put rushing yards next to chris ivory's name, does that mean his yards are now invalid to me?

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Fenrir posted:

Aaron Rodgers - Passing 368
Tom Brady - Passing 245

TURKEYS
Robert Turbin - Rushing 8
Joseph Fauria - Receiving 8
Vernon Davis - Receiving 13
Joseph Randle - Rushing 6
Cole Beasley - Receiving 41

Tucker#:
Ryan Tannehill - Passing 235

e: fixed my turkeys, because I had sunday players in it

Awww poo poo. 4/5 on Turkeys, and I'm at 689 with Tannehill left. Exactly where I hoped to be. Don't bust me, god dammit.

e: 924 with 4 turkeys, gently caress it, I'll take it.

Fenrir fucked around with this message at 05:24 on Dec 2, 2014

Jaysus
Sep 17, 2004

"Hey, did you see my game against the Detroit Lions?"
drat, why'd I think GB played Thursday?

Jaysus
Sep 17, 2004

"Hey, did you see my game against the Detroit Lions?"

Jaysus posted:

Turkeys:
John Kuhn - Rushing - 0 (Also not a Turkey)
Bryan Walters - Receiving - 0
Carlos Hyde - Rushing - 19 (Woo)
Theo Riddick - Rushing - 0
Christine Michael - Rushing - 10 (Woo)

Russell Wilson - Passing - 236
Russell Wilson - Rushing - 35
Tom Brady - Passing - 245

Tucker # - Ryan Tannehill - Passing

545.

No bust for me.

Apples McGrind
Oct 13, 2013

Apples McGrind posted:

Turkeys
Brent Celek - receiving - 7 yards - hit
Carlos Hyde - rushing - 19 yards - hit
Vernon Davis - receiving - 13 yards - hit
Jermain Kearse - receiving - 34 yards - miss
Darren Sproles - rushing - 13 yards - hit

----------

Andrew Luck - passing - 370
Peyton Manning - passing - 257
Jared Cook - receiving - 0

Tucker Number - Ryan Tannehill - passing



713 with Tannehill left and a Suh Token in my back pocket, plus an extra 20 turkey points. This is a good way to bounce back from a Ryan bust.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Turkeys:
Robert Turbin - Rushing
Cole Beasley - Receiving
Chris Polk - Rushing
Tony Moeaki - Receiving
Bruce Ellington - Receiving

161

Regs:
Drew Brees - Passing 257
Jamaal Charles - Rushing 35
Josh Gordon - Receiving 75

Tucker #: Ryan Tannehill - Passing



528 with Tannehill left. Probably not going to bust.

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


448 with Tannehill to go. Played way too conservatively this week. Brady with only 245 yards in what was expected to be a real shootout, didn't expect that. Rodgers got 368!

Oh well definitely won't bust. NYJ's secondary isn't 500+ yards bad. 4/5 turkeys takes the edge off though :)

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

kalensc posted:

pre:
Turkey Quintet:

Chris Polk        - Phi - Rushing - 049 (+0 Turkey Pts)
Carlos Hyde       - S.F - Rushing - 019 (+5 Turkey Pts)
Robert Turbin     - Sea - Rushing - 008 (+5 Turkey Pts)
Theo Riddick      - Det - Rushing - 000 (+0 Turkey Pts)
Vernon Davis      - S.F - Receivi - 013 (+5 Turkey Pts)

Marshawn Lynch    - Sea - Rushing - 104
Christine Michael - Sea - Rushing - 010
Russell Wislon    - Sea - Rushing - 035
Dallas                  - Rushing - 093
Houston                 - Rushing - 099
Denver                  - Rushing - 125
Baltimore               - Rushing - 214
Pittsburgh              - Rushing - 103

Lamar Miller - Mia - Rushing - Tucker #

Thursday - 331
Sunday - 541

Go Lamar, crack 100!

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

skaboomizzy posted:

Turkeys:
Ka'Deem Carey - rushing
Joseph Randle - rushing
Christine Michael - rushing
Stevie Johnson - receiving
Corey Fuller - receiving

======================================

Kyle Orton - passing
Eli Manning - passing
Isaiah Crowell - rushing
Ryan Tannehill - passing


SUH TOKEN

541 with Tannehill and 20 bonus points coming. Could be a lot worse.

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Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Grittybeard posted:

Turkeys
Christine Michael - rushing - 10
Theo Riddick - rushing - 0 no attempts
Joseph Randle - rushing - 6
Dante Rosario - receiving - 0 no catches
Tony Moeaki - receiving - 63

Other guys
Tom Brady - passing - 245
Andrew Luck - passing - 370
Jeremy Hill - rushing - 40
Antonio Brown - receiving - 97
John Brown - receiving - 40

Tucker #: Mike Wallace - receiving

I didn't even realize there was a Jaron Brown on the Cards, and now I don't know if I picked the one I originally wanted to. Either way 2 turkeys (Riddick had a 0 yard rush called back by a Dominic Raiola penalty if I remember right :argh:).

And...871 + Mike Wallace. Probably pretty decent or another painful bust if he goes off on that secondary.

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